Thursday Random, Site Got Hacked Edition

18 Sep

Good day, my friends. I have some rather distressing news to report. Hookers and Booze, that revered site which brings you untold joy every Thursday (and every Wednesday too, but a different kind of joy, I imagine), has been having issues of late, the most egregious of which is being hacked twice in the space of a month. My esteemed boss ArmedGeek has taken the site down until next month, when he will have time to reconfigure the whole thing and update it properly, install a firewall of which Satan would be envious, and in short make the site faster, stronger, better. Until then, I will be posting the Thursday Random and other sundry posts on this here blog. So without further ado, I give you Thursday Random!!

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You haven’t been visiting!

23 Jul


You made this puppy feel bad!

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Guess What?? Go Ahead and Guess!! GUESS ALREADY!!!

7 May

Seems like our esteemed admin has a birthday tomorrow!!


So, here’s some cake:

birthday cake sexy

What, not enough? Ok…

audrina cake

Seriously?? Fine….FINE!!! Have some more.

viva van story cake

And a special birthday just for you:

russian blonde in pink lingerie

She does embiggen. A lot :D

Happiest of days, my friend!!

Tribute to the Pin Up

30 Apr

Since I was so gently reminded that the blog needs updating, here you go.

pin up 5

pin up 4

pin up 2

pin up 1

pin up 3

Hope y’all have a great day ;)


Gangsta Post

23 Apr

Open thread for today!!

and shit lol

I like to fold books and shit!

Go sound gangster in the comments. Also, feel free to update the POS Poat.

Have a good one :D

Time to Poke This Here Blog!

7 Apr

Apparently, GML has work or some such excuse.

Slacker that he is.

So I guess I will post some crap while he goes and makes money to spend on booze.

Selfish slacker that he is.

So the open thread for today is now in session.

song stripper lol

And saying “All of the above” doesn’t count.

Also, for Troy, and for the Slacker:

blue sweater

I hope y’all are happy. :D

Recycled Lovelies

3 Apr

Taxes leave me no time for mining gals, so I am going to recycle.

sexy garter girl

sexy girl on table

sexy soccer gal

lingerie and stockings

white lingerie redhead

Hope y’all have a wonderful Thursday :D


31 Mar

I got stuck in a work warp for the last couple of weeks. Not that I am caught up now, but just wanted to drop this here to let our millions of viewers know that we are still alive and kicking here.

Please rate this post and drop a few duckets in the hosts coffee can by the door on your way out, thanks!

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To random or not to random…

20 Mar

I say, random.

If a tree falls down and only a woman hears it, what the hell was a tree doing in my kitchen?

I never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me.

I’m selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T’s.

The penis mightier than the sword. ha ha, penis.

“Polar bears can’t jump” — black bears

Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? – Racist nursery rhyme



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does this post seem bloated…?

~ Updated with an awesome factor of eleventythirtytwo ~


Wetsuit Wednesday / The Harvest

19 Mar

Please, keep your applause to a minimum until all contestants have been viewed.

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OK,  now you can applaud.

And, vote.

Also, one for the ladies…



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