Booze of the Week

23 Sep

No girlie drink today. Our esteemed Prez decided he doesn’t need Congress to send airstrikes to Syria. So time for the hard stuff.


Tennessee Honey is not as sweet as American Honey by Wild Turkey, but you can still appreciate a sweetness and mellowness from the oak. Best way to drink is straight. If you are like me, do one part of the JD Honey to three parts lemonade and BAM!!! Uh- MAY-zing!! Truly a great way to forget the current imbroglio that is a war but not really. Cheers!! :D

The Devil Wears Brooks Brothers

22 Sep

Sweet Jehosephat on a pogo stick.

Republican lawmakers are raising alarm that Secretary of State John Kerry is putting too much on the table in talks over Iran’s nuclear program — as Tehran reportedly tries to leverage its cooperation in the Islamic State crisis in return for nuclear concessions from the U.S. and its allies.

That is a serious WTF moment right there. Of course, the White House is denying any such thing happening, because of course they would never, ever do that. And of course, our Sec State is negotiating with the same fuckers that took our people hostage 35 years ago, wearing his Brooks Brothers suit and John Phillips tie, because hey, Kumbaya and all that jazz. Never mind that the Ayatollah declared on Twitter™ — yes, that fucktard tweets, and way better than our own fucktardic State Department — that he in his abject supremacy will reject any and all appeals with regards to ISIS. Jean Luc Kerrie is going to give it the ol’ college try.

Newsflash, oh Frenchified spawn of Lurch: the enemy of your enemy is still your fucking enemy. You are living proof that the Left learns nothing from History. Iran wants the Great Satan gone at any and all costs, and that is a truth that will never change. It’s either them or us, and you and your leftist kindred are choosing them in the hopes that they will kill you last. They are just salivating at the thought of having the US beg them for help, and once they have your shrivelled balls in a vice, they will have won enough ground to begin making their caliphate come true. You will beg, and plead, and succor all you can to establish your legacy at the cost of millions. But that’s the price you and this administration are willing to pay. It’s not their hide, right?

Gawd, the Sec State position has become a total laughing stock in the world. Considering their main competition is the esteemed Prez of this once-great country, that is hard to beat. But you, Monsewer Kerrie, are doing a damn fine job. It’s about the only talent you have, and we will all suffer for it.

Thursday Random, Site Got Hacked Edition

18 Sep

Good day, my friends. I have some rather distressing news to report. Hookers and Booze, that revered site which brings you untold joy every Thursday (and every Wednesday too, but a different kind of joy, I imagine), has been having issues of late, the most egregious of which is being hacked twice in the space of a month. My esteemed boss ArmedGeek has taken the site down until next month, when he will have time to reconfigure the whole thing and update it properly, install a firewall of which Satan would be envious, and in short make the site faster, stronger, better. Until then, I will be posting the Thursday Random and other sundry posts on this here blog. So without further ado, I give you Thursday Random!!

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You haven’t been visiting!

23 Jul


You made this puppy feel bad!

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Guess What?? Go Ahead and Guess!! GUESS ALREADY!!!

7 May

Seems like our esteemed admin has a birthday tomorrow!!


So, here’s some cake:

birthday cake sexy

What, not enough? Ok…

audrina cake

Seriously?? Fine….FINE!!! Have some more.

viva van story cake

And a special birthday just for you:

russian blonde in pink lingerie

She does embiggen. A lot :D

Happiest of days, my friend!!

Tribute to the Pin Up

30 Apr

Since I was so gently reminded that the blog needs updating, here you go.

pin up 5

pin up 4

pin up 2

pin up 1

pin up 3

Hope y’all have a great day ;)


Gangsta Post

23 Apr

Open thread for today!!

and shit lol

I like to fold books and shit!

Go sound gangster in the comments. Also, feel free to update the POS Poat.

Have a good one :D

Time to Poke This Here Blog!

7 Apr

Apparently, GML has work or some such excuse.

Slacker that he is.

So I guess I will post some crap while he goes and makes money to spend on booze.

Selfish slacker that he is.

So the open thread for today is now in session.

song stripper lol

And saying “All of the above” doesn’t count.

Also, for Troy, and for the Slacker:

blue sweater

I hope y’all are happy. :D

Recycled Lovelies

3 Apr

Taxes leave me no time for mining gals, so I am going to recycle.

sexy garter girl

sexy girl on table

sexy soccer gal

lingerie and stockings

white lingerie redhead

Hope y’all have a wonderful Thursday :D


31 Mar

I got stuck in a work warp for the last couple of weeks. Not that I am caught up now, but just wanted to drop this here to let our millions of viewers know that we are still alive and kicking here.

Please rate this post and drop a few duckets in the hosts coffee can by the door on your way out, thanks!

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