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Random Funneh

9 Jul

Roamy is busy and I am a slacker so I thought this was a good way to apologize for my lack of posting.

paint colors lol

Embiggen to enjoy the awesomeness πŸ˜€

Short and Sweet Weekly Random

13 Mar

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Weekly Random, Mike Rowe Edition

13 Feb

With all the idiotic swooning over some jerkoff named Christian Grey, I figured I should pay homage to a real man, one who isn’t afraid to show his true colors. And also, one who can appreciate humor.

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Shot of the Week

11 Nov

HAPPY VETERANS DAY!!!!

Thank you to all of our past and present veterans for putting your lives on the line so that everyone, from patriot to asshole, can enjoy a measure of freedom.

Today’s offering is a sweet shot. Literally.

layered patriotic shot

Red, White, and Blue

  • Β½ oz. Grenadine
  • Β½ oz. Vodka
  • Β½ oz. Blue CuraΓ§ao

Slowly pour each ingredient into a shot glass to create a layered effect. Add them in the order listed above. It should foam just like that. Personally I would skip the vodka (SHOCK!!) and just add whipped cream as the last layer. And don’t forget the umbrella. Jack Capito likes the umbrellas πŸ˜€

Thursday Random

6 Nov

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Hooker of the Week

22 Oct

A bit more subtle than usual, and SFW on top of that.

country blonde

I think she’s SFW. Depends where you work, I guess.

Have a wonderful Wednesday πŸ™‚

Girlie Drink of the Week

21 Oct

In the South, we drink sweet tea. It’s not just a preference, it’s a tradition. Woe is the Southerner who doesn’t know how to make sweet tea. You would think it is easy (tea and sugar and stir), but it isn’t. It’s an art.

And the only way to improve on it, is to add bourbon.

bourbon and tea

Bourbon Sweet Tea

  • 16 oz. Gold Peak sweet tea (or make your own)
  • Orange, lemon,Β  and lime slices
  • 6 oz. Bourbon ( I like Maker’s Mark)
  • Lemon wheel slices for garnish.

In a saucepan, bring to a boil the sweet tea with the citrus slices, then simmer for a few minutes. Add the bourbon, and stir well. Pour into a pitcher and refrigerate until well chilled. Serve over ice with lemon wheel slices for garnish.

Trust me, this is way better than a pumpkin spice latte πŸ˜‰

Girlie Drink of the Week

7 Oct

So this past week I was out of town attending my nephew’s wedding. It was fun and we all had a great time, but it was also a bit tiring. I’m just not cut out to drink and stay up past two in the morning. Ok, not cut out to stay up so late.

tequila spritzer

Tequila Spritzer

  • 1Β½ oz. Silver tequila
  • Lime soda
  • Sparkling water
  • Garnish of choice (optional)

Rim a glass with sugar and add ice. Pour tequila over ice, then add the soda, followed by the sparkling water to taste (more soda for sweeter). Garnish with a tree (rosemary) or with limes or with cucumber slices. Or don’t. Y’all tend to be picky about that crap. Just drink it, and enjoy the fact that maybe Summer temperatures are coming to an end. Maybe πŸ˜‰

Is This Thing On?

5 Mar

Hm….

Sure looks like it.

So, how YOU doin’??

bacon-vodka

Hope y’all have a good day. I’m off to clean the patio πŸ™‚

In Which I Explain My Absence From This Here Blog For So Long

23 Jan

I was busy.

one glass a day lol

Carry on.

Have a great rest of the week!! πŸ˜€