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19 Jul

Today is Rocketboy’s birthday. He is still sleeping, the birthday pecan pie is baking, and I don’t have anyone demanding my attention at the moment. So let’s have some funneh.
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Click Bait for Everyone!!

8 Jun

I’m doing the job no one wants to do.

Sex orgy for the disabled. And yes, their assistants are welcome to join. That’s all I gotta say about that.

Drones deter cheating on exams in China. Takes “Big Brother” to a new and improved level.

Peeps ticked off at woman who shares name with a giant metal chicken. Seems her fans are disappointed at her pushing her habits on everyone.

Can. Not. Look. Away. Better than Tyson vs. Holyfield.

I better quit there. I can’t possibly improve the day after that.

Hope y’all have a better Monday 😀

A Few Drive Bys

7 Apr

Byes? Bys? No matter. Time to dust off this blog and….blog.

I posted the Drink of the week over at Sithy. Just wanted to change things up over there. That, and my brother asked me for a link to the next drink post and I figured that was more family friendly than hookers in a saloon.

John McCain threw his hat into the Republican Prez ring, as did Rand Paul. McCain thinks this is his turn. I think he needs to find a hobby suitable for his strengths, like shoveling manure. As for Rand Paul, I like some of his views but I really, REALLY don’t think we need a guy with isolationist tendencies being Prez while Islamic State, AKA Al Qaeda 5.0, is moving to our doorstep. If he can keep the media frothing, though, all the better for Ted Cruz and Scott Walker.

Showtime channel is premiering a documentary called Atari: Game Over, about the infamous “dump” of the E.T. game. Lately, cable documentaries like The Jinx and Going Clear have held my interest better than some crappy TV and whatever H’wood puts out, so I am looking forward to that. I BELIEVE THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!

I hope I am not the only person glad to see March Madness go away. I have nothing against basketball. If people put in as much effort into knowing their current events as they do into putting their bracket together, perhaps the country wouldn’t be in its current ring of hell.

Anyway, time for me to run. I have to take Son to the store and then start dinner. Perhaps later this evening I will have the time to make a bracket for baseball season. And by bracket, I mean buy tickets 😀

Weekly Random, Making Y’all a Sandwich Edition

20 Mar

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Three Posts for the Price of One

26 Feb

Sorry I have been remiss in posting the usual eye candy and funneh and vitriolic politic. The past two weeks have been hectic, but I am happy to announce all of my drama has been resolved. At least until March 7th. Then the cycle of drama is sure to begin again, Finnegan. So here are three posts to catch up on this blarg.

Bimbos Be Bitching

Last Sunday the Oscars were presented. I don’t watch it anymore, simply because it’s a preening contest involving people who are paid to project fantasy, voted on by the same, and applauded by themselves. Patricia Arquette (full disclosure: I have seen only one of her movies, “Stigmata”) won for something, don’t know what nor do I care, and then proceeded to bitch about pay equality and women’s rights. This from a multimillionaire. Meryl Streep and J Lo were cheering her on. That from multimillionaires.

patricia arquette lol

You want to impress me? Then get paid scale and stop wearing designer shit that the women you seek to empower can’t afford. Oh, and while you’re at it, do away with ALL the perks that women in the work force enjoy, like maternity leave. Make them equal, and let’s see how much they love you.

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Hooker of the Week

18 Feb

It’s Ash Wednesday, and I have had a very tiring week already, so excuse the lateness of the hour.

sexy cowgirl on tractor

Enjoy Hump Day 😀

Who Wore It Best

7 Feb

This post is not for the squeamish. It contains pythons of the reptilian and primate kind.

Welcome to this edition of “Who Wore It Best”! First up, we have newbie on the scene Jennifer Lawrence.

jennifer lawrence python

A splendid pictorial, true. But who can forget the ever beautiful Nastassja Kinski?

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And in winter colors, too.

nastassja kinski albino python

So, for today’s open thread, who wore it best? 😉

 

Hooker of the Week

28 Jan

sexy gal in fishnets

It does embiggen nicely 😀

Weekly Random

5 Dec

Obviously, I missed doing this on Thursday. Sorry about skipping out last week, but I am stretched so thin I can be on the cover of Cosmopolitan. Anyway, I finally found enough funny to make a post. Quit gathering the pitchforks and enjoy.

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Thursday Random

20 Nov

Well, my laptop decided to take a holiday from the wireless connection, so I am using the mini that runs on Windows 7.

No, I’m not crying. I did hug my Linux laptop, though. Anyway, this is a short one but at least it’s done.

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