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Weekly random

30 Jun

With the revival of Hookers and Booze, I wasn’t sure if I was still needed here, but I figured what the heck.
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Click Bait for Everyone!!

8 Jun

I’m doing the job no one wants to do.

Sex orgy for the disabled. And yes, their assistants are welcome to join. That’s all I gotta say about that.

Drones deter cheating on exams in China. Takes “Big Brother” to a new and improved level.

Peeps ticked off at woman who shares name with a giant metal chicken. Seems her fans are disappointed at her pushing her habits on everyone.

Can. Not. Look. Away. Better than Tyson vs. Holyfield.

I better quit there. I can’t possibly improve the day after that.

Hope y’all have a better Monday 😀

Weekly Random – Roamy

7 May

Wow, that week went by fast. Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
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Weekly random, Roamy-style

31 Mar

Aggie just showed me how awesome she is, so let’s have a weekly random so she can kick back in the bubble bath.
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HOTW With a Side of WTF,O?

10 Dec

I woke up this morning, and realized that the feeling churning in my stomach had nothing to do with the beef stew I ate last night, and everything to do with my federal government.

Yesterday, as I sat and watched the Grubergate hearing unfold, I began to get angry. Here were two individuals, one who had called the voters “stupid”, and the other whose main job is to cook numbers to make the ACA look good, who sat there and became willing victims of the administration. They didn’t lay in front of the bus so much as fall on swords, spikes, and machetes. I watched as Rep. Cummings (D-IRS) told Gruber he had handed the Republicans a PR gift. His major maladjustment was NOT that Gruber called the voters stupid. His grievance was that Gruber WAS CAUGHT. I don’t expect much from the guy who conspired with the IRS to target conservative groups, but I do expect him to at least pretend he cares about the people he represents. They voted for the ACA based on lies, and he has no care for that.

The it was Senator Diana Feinstein’s (D-Traitor) turn. In her omniscience, she decided to release the CIA report on interrogation. Did she do it in the interest of our country’s standing in the world? Nope. Did she decide this would access our moral high-ground? Hell, no. She didn’t release that report for nothing so noble as our country. She released it to provide cover for herself, Nancy Pelosi (D-Hag) and Harry Reid (D-Dick), and to undermine our position with the international court windbags. Oh, yes…. the fact that she single-handedly cut the CIA at the knees as well as placed every single American life in jeopardy was just icing. Gotta do what you can to scorch the Earth over which the Republicans just won control.

Never, ever let a crisis go to waste, eh?

Ok, have a hooker, courtesy of XBradTC.

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I’m going to go set some effigies on fire. Have a great Wednesday!!

In Which I Break My Self-Imposed Embargo….

21 Nov

Those of you who may still remember who I am know that there is a certain word which I refrain from using.  It’s silly, I know, but it’s been a way to keep myself “above” the madness that has raged in this country for the past 6 years; I felt that as long as I held my feelings in, I could somehow convince myself that I was better than the Nazis currently in charge.

Well, Fuck.That.Shit.

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Fuck Barack Obama, and fuck every single fucking person who fucking didn’t see through his fucking sham of a fucking personality.

Fuck every fucking Congresscritter who had the fucking nerve to fucking defend this motherfucker’s actions for the last 6 fucking years.

Fuck every fucking media whore who fucking carried water for this motherfucker when he ran for fucking office and since then.

Fuck them for saddling us with a fucking narcissist who is going to fucking spend the next 2 fucking years making every American’s life more fucking miserable than it fucking is now, to satisfy his fucking narcissistic rage.

I am fucking mad that this motherfucking motherfucker finally caused me to fucking break my fucking personal embargo on fucking saying/writing/thinking the word “Fuck”.

I am not happy.

F--- Everything.....

Fourthsday – The re-coming

6 Mar

As I was planning this epoch, it occured to me that I don’t know what the word ‘epoch’ means.  So, I finished my apple and continued to jot down notes. Here they are in no particular order or pentameter.

“This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children’s books now.” ~ Dr. Seuss

News to me:  When they wash your hair after a haircut, it’s considered rude to say “your breasts smell like a ham sandwich”.

I wonder if Taylor Swift ever gets one of her songs stuck in her head and also wants to kill herself?

Want to make your teeth whiter? Buy them a Subaru.

Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?

My plan to buy a drawing board just fell through. I guess it’s back to th-OH SON OF A…

Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens.

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To the Derp mobile!

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The Re-Introduction of the Most Important Blog on the Intranets.

13 Dec

This is news! Big News!!ImagePlease leave an important comment that would allow others to reply to your comment that would engage each of you in a conversation that others may feel inclined to join in on and further the conversation via a contextual and virtual relationship of the mind (looks up meaning).

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