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Monthly random?

30 Aug

Well, let’s hope I can get my act together more often than that. Rocketboy has been safely delivered back to college for his sophomore year, and no one here is demanding my attention at the moment. Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
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Weekly random

20 Jun

Good morning. Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
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Behold the (Republican) Field….

16 Jun

…. and see how it is not barren.

I’m not young by any stretch, but I can’t remember when there were so many candidates vying for their party’s nomination. I like it. I’m jazzed to see a lot of diversity, both physical and mental. They certainly are not punched from the same cookie cutter. We have governors, senators, business peeps, a doctor, and even a former IRS commissioner. There are isolationists and trade advocates, reformers and Constitutionalists, and even the godly and the….less godly. I have my own pet names for some of them, and as usual my pet names are on the nice side because politics are just so ugly that I need some pretty and nice to deal with the crap.

The Legacy- Jeb (!) Bush. Not my fave. That whole Common Core-slash-immigration stance grates like sandpaper on my behind.

The Hair- Donald Trump. He runs as conservative because he can’t breathe over in the Democrat party due to Hillary Clinton taking all the oxygen. Not sure how Bernie Sanders is alive. Possibly formaldehyde, like Keith Richards.

The Perennial- Jack Fellure. He runs EVERY CYCLE. Has for years.

The Equalizer- Ted Cruz. He kicks ass.

The Shootist- Rick Perry. Also kicks ass and will kill anything that threatens him or his dog, and has proved it.

The Sass- Carly Fiorina. Oh em gee she runs circles around the media and does it with a smile on her face.

The Saint- Rick Santorum. He’s got a heart of gold and a brain of lead, but God love him and so do a lot of peeps.

The Brimstone- Mike Huckabee. Sigh….. he’s like the Jim Bakker of the party.

The Charmer- Marco Rubio. He’s charming and has some issues, but his character isn’t one of them.

The Mad Hatter- Rand Paul. Some sound stuff, irrevocably tossed to the side by tin foil and hubris.

The Wannabe- George Pataki. You can run on 2001 for only so long, dude.

There are others still considering a run, most notably Bobby Jindal and Scott Walker among them. So the field with probably be very fruitful by the end of the summer. I only hope it isn’t all nuts 😀

Weekly random

27 Feb

Hi, it’s Roamy, filling in for Aggie.
After 9 inches of snow, this is what engineers do. Not me, though, I stayed inside and made chili and cornbread.
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To random or not to random…

20 Mar

I say, random.

If a tree falls down and only a woman hears it, what the hell was a tree doing in my kitchen?

I never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me.

I’m selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T’s.

The penis mightier than the sword. ha ha, penis.

“Polar bears can’t jump” — black bears

Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? – Racist nursery rhyme

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does this post seem bloated…?

~ Updated with an awesome factor of eleventythirtytwo ~

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More Random?

14 Mar

Sure, why not!

First, let’s get ready for spring…

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Here, how about some motivation.

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Don’t go too hard though, excessive rest can be… humorous.

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fitness builds confidence!

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Use that confidence!

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but, don’t be too cocky.

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I said..! ah, nevermind… sheesh

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that goes for you too ladies.

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now get out there and show your swag.

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I’ve got your back!

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:: CRITICALLY IMPORTANT YET AWESOME UPDATE ::

Today is!!!

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Fat Tuesday!!!

4 Mar

But I’ll be nice and not post any fat chicks. Or fat dudes. Or fat.

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Cats are evul.

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And dogs are saints.

Have a great Tuesday!! 😀

UPDATE!!!!

Because some people bitched and moaned raised concerns.

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Fourthsday!

27 Feb

Here are some thought shenanigans:

Generally speaking, a woman’s hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore.

Here it is 2014 and we’re not driving dragons? The future sickens me.

Blind snipers have no idea what they’re missing.

“Guys, I don’t think we should drink so much yesterday” – me on Sunday

I want transition lenses that turn black whenever someone starts talking to me.

Obese people are roll models.

If you see someone crying, ask if it’s because of their haircut.

It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing.

Let’s hope the zombie apocalypse doesn’t start in Kenya because there is no way any of us can outrun those fuckers.

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The FEMA camps are ready for you now, please proceed to the nearest provided vehicular transport to show you to your new home.

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13 Feb

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and for the homerun swing!

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please review and take notes, there will be a test.

Did it hurt…

8 Jan

when you fell off a whore tree and banged every man on the way down?

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Today’s theme is… there is no theme, comment accordingly.