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Monthly random?

30 Aug

Well, let’s hope I can get my act together more often than that. Rocketboy has been safely delivered back to college for his sophomore year, and no one here is demanding my attention at the moment. Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
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Sort of weekly random

19 Jul

Today is Rocketboy’s birthday. He is still sleeping, the birthday pecan pie is baking, and I don’t have anyone demanding my attention at the moment. So let’s have some funneh.
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Weekly random

30 Jun

With the revival of Hookers and Booze, I wasn’t sure if I was still needed here, but I figured what the heck.
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Weekly random

20 Jun

Good morning. Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
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Weekly random – TGIF

5 Jun

Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
This is the kind of dayweek I had.
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And this.
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Weekly random – Roamy

26 May

I’m baaaaack. Let’s see what’s in the funneh folder for today.
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Weekly random, Roamy again

21 Apr

My cousin sent me a huge email of Texas humor, so I took it as a sign.
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Too true.
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To random or not to random…

20 Mar

I say, random.

If a tree falls down and only a woman hears it, what the hell was a tree doing in my kitchen?

I never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me.

I’m selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T’s.

The penis mightier than the sword. ha ha, penis.

“Polar bears can’t jump” — black bears

Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? – Racist nursery rhyme

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does this post seem bloated…?

~ Updated with an awesome factor of eleventythirtytwo ~

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Fourthsday Randomdom

13 Mar

In the interest of brevity, I’ll keep this short.

If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that’s just SICK.

I’m opening up a Battered Shrimp Shelter in my stomach.

It’s been pretty rough going, but I think I finally beat my crippling addiction to sobriety.

That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die.

Does anyone know how to take care of a Fern? Asking for a frond.

I ate one of those artisan pizzas and now I can’t stop painting my bathroom.

Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist playing softball this weekend, so you can shut up about the “pain of childbirth.”

I wish there was a job that required me to pet a room full of basset hounds all day long.

LOOK!!! PICTURES..!

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Titillating Treats for Troy on Tuesday

11 Mar

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Peruse at your pleasure!

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and… this.

NEW WHALE PIC!

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**updated for a more natural feel**