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It’s Wednesday….. Scratch That, Make it Thursday, and This Year Sucks Already

3 Jan

O…M…G….

They are predicting SN*W for this area tomorrow.

W…T…F…???

bacon is life

Hope y’all enjoy your day!!

*wraps parka tightly*

‘Tis Teh Seasoning

7 Dec

How’s everyone revving for Christmas? I’m done with shopping, but wrapping?? Hella no. That’s what kids are for.

Also, if anyone has a last minute gift they need to get, here’s a suggestion.

mistletoe buckle

Heh!

Have a great day!! *SMOOCHES*

Hello, Monday

19 Nov

Nice to see you. Hope you don’t overstay your welcome.

This just screams to be done.

Have a good one!!! πŸ˜€

I Can Haz a Warm?

16 Nov

Teh Cuteness, it MELTS!!!

Thank you all for the wonderful birthday wishes!!!

I want this dog πŸ˜€

Have a great Friday!!!

All Ye Be of Good Cheer!!

6 Nov

Because Election 2012 will soon be over!

Speaking for myself, I’m a bit burned out. I don’t trust ANY polls, I certainly do NOT trust any media, and if someone else comes up to me to tell me why I should used my RIGHT to vote, I will kick them. Hard.

It’s a PRIVILEGE, not a RIGHT!!

Anyway, I hope y’all have a great day, and try to relax. We are not silent any more!! πŸ˜‰

Clintbird’s Funny of the Day!!!

23 Oct

Sex in the Shower

In a recent survey commissioned by President Obama, his supporters have proven to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. The survey was carried out for Democrats by a leading soap and toiletries firm. The results revealed that 86% of Obama supporters said that they have had sex in the shower. The remaining 14% said they haven’t been to prison yet.

Sort of brings tears to your eyes…

And that one’s from me!

Have a good one!! πŸ˜€

Starting a Trend

21 Sep

Yesterday, fellow blogger SOYLENT GREEN posted the awesomemest thing evah, via Ace’s:

Let’s make this a trend. I think we should all post a pic of our hands come Monday. As always, protect your privacy, and your privates.

I can’t believe I have to type that.

*looks around the blog*

Yeah, I believe it. Remember, MONDAY!!! πŸ˜‰

WEEEEKEND!!!!!!!!!

1 Sep

Thank goodness!!

And if evil wins….

Choose wisely, and have a great holiday weekend!!!

An Apple a Day

30 Jul

For the iPeople in your lives:

I want this for Hubby. If I find it, it will be a nice stocking stuffer for Christmas.

Yes, I am already shopping for Christmas. Heck, I’m almost DONE!!

Have a great day!!! πŸ˜€

TDoYCIF!!!*

27 Jul

Yay!!! It’s Friday, and once again, I got nothing. But at least y’all have the weekend coming up, and that means rest and relaxation.

At our age, “partying” ain’t in the cards.

Always remember to choose wisely in Life!

Have a great Friday!!

*Thank Deity of Your Choice It’s Friday πŸ˜‰

UPDATE WITH AWESOME:

This is a screenshot of Fox News at 11AM on 7/27/2012

That’s right, mofo!! YOU DID BUILD THAT!!!