Tag Archives: Assholes who need tossed

Boehner in a Nutshell

21 May

Sitting here, drinking coffee while recovering from a long trip, Hubby brought up a very good point concerning our esteemed Speaker of the House, Rep. John Boehner. U.S. Court of Appeals in Manhattan ruled the NSA gathering of bulk data was illegal, admonishing a lower court for throwing out the case and stating the practice is legal.

“We hold that the text of § 215 cannot bear the weight the government asks us to assign to it, and that it does not authorize the telephone metadata program.”

Section 215 is crux of the law. Senator Rand Paul is filibustering it as I type. So what does Speaker Boehner do?

He punts to Senate Majority Leader McConnell, not to dismantle the law, not to restructure the law, but to figure out whether the private companies or the government should hold the metadata!!!! Because no private company would ever cave in to a government demand, right?

The most telling part? He would not answer whether he supports an extension. And you know what that means. If he didn’t support it, he would have said so while wrapped in Old Glory. Our liberties are stripped from us like onion skin on a daily basis, and all he cares about is who holds the power.

It’s time to kick this SOB out to the curb.

Choosing Between Kerosene and Greek Fire

30 Mar

It’s no longer a question of stopping the conflagration. It’s now down to choosing how how fast we burn.

In his television interview, Mr Mottaghi [who has defected and requested asylum] also gave succour to western critics of the proposed nuclear deal, which has seen the White House pursue a more conciliatory line with Tehran than some of America’s European allies in the negotiating team, comprising the five permanent members of the UN security council and Germany.

“The US negotiating team are mainly there to speak on Iran’s behalf with other members of the 5+1 countries and convince them of a deal,” he said.

In short, Iranian reporter favored by Prez Rouhani defects due to no longer being able to actually perform journalism but also due to facing possible jail time for his frank reporting of the Lausanne shenanigans and outing our administration of colluding with Iran to convince the other European nations to “go along to get along”. On the heels of that bombshell, Iran decided to just up the ante and speed up their nuclear capabilities while Monsewer Kerry smiles on.

The New York Times reported late Sunday that Tehran had backed away from a tentative promise to ship a large portion of its uranium stockpile to Russia, where it could not be used as part of any future weapons program. Western officials insisted to the paper that the uranium did not have to be sent overseas, but could be disposed of in other ways.

[snip]

However, if Iran insists on keeping its uranium in the country, it would undermine a key argument made in favor of the deal by the Obama administration. The Times reports that if the uranium had gone to Russia, it would have been converted into fuel rods, which are difficult to use in nuclear weapons. It is not clear what would happen to the uranium if it remained in Iran.

Oh sure…. Iran may settle for fewer centrifuges, but as long as they get to keep the uranium, what difference, at this point, does it make?

(C’mon… I had to go there.)

Our administration does not have the best interest of our country at heart. Well, I doubt the administration even has a heart, but you know what I mean. They would rather remember Khomeini rather than remember Neda. The Muslim Brotherhood is a friend, and El-Sisi is to be shunned. When Bashar Assad tells 60 Minutes that our Prez is sugar-coating the crisis with the rise of the Islamic State, you know there is a huge problem.

Honestly, I am to the point where I prefer Prez Obama drinking at 9 AM while flying off to a golf course. Seems to me he can do less damage that way.

Show Me Who Your Friends Are, and I’ll Show You Who You Are

3 Mar

Today marks an “historic” occasion. Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israel, will be addressing a joint session of Congress. It isn’t the first time he has done so, but it is “historic” for one reason only: he was not invited by our es-steamed Prez but by our Speaker, John Boehner. To hear the Democrats tell it, this is such a huge breach of protocol that Netanyahu needs to be censored.

CENSORED!!!

The Prime Minister isn’t here to tell us who to vote for, or with whom to ally ourselves. He is here to warn us of the potential catastrophe that everyone else sees developing in the Middle East. Israel is not alone in seeing the dangers of a nuclear Iran. They are alone in bearing the brunt of its capability, though. But our administration is concerned more with making a deal with a rogue state than it is with keeping an ally safe. In fact, the administration is more concerned with helping to remove Netanyahu from office than with helping a nation survive.

I would like to say that I am surprised, shocked, freaked out by the way the administration is working to undermine a friend of our country. I would like to say it. I can’t, because this is their modus operandi. The only thing that surprises me out of the White House is finding Teh Prez in the Oval Office.

But finding out that 55 Democrats will be boycotting Netanyahu’s speech? Yes, that surprised and even shocked me. And I have one thing to say about it:

Who the hell do you think YOU work for??

You public servants work for us, the PUBLIC, and not this administration. Teh Prez is NOT your boss. In fact, WE are HIS boss. YOU are supposed to represent us and not the whims of a feckless leader who is whining about getting his feelings hurt because he didn’t get the chance to tell Netanyahu “NO”. Don’t give me the “it is a breach of etiquette” excuse or the “so disrespectful to our president” excuse. That doesn’t wash, especially in view of how disrespectful our Prez was leaving Netanyahu to wait for over an hour while he went to have dinner. So shove it and go do you damn job.

Oh, and I have one last thing to say: these are Democrats who are boycotting a Jew and a leader of THE Jewish State. I really hope our Jewish-Americans take note and learn a lesson about voting against your principles.

Blunder Twins: Deactivate!!

18 Feb

I realize it is HOTW day here, but there are times in the affairs of men (see what I did there??) when we must place frivolity on hold and talk about things of a rage-boiling nature.

First up, we have Blunder Twin #1, Jen Psaki. Known for such hashtaggery as “wars are not won by force” and the whopper that “poverty is the root cause of terror” (just ask Osama bin Laden’s family), she decided she had been out of the limelight too long and doubled down.

Yes, she did say that. That went over like a lead balloon with anvils and cement blocks tied to it. Feeling that her boss may have gone over the deep end of the shitter, her deputy, Blunder Twin #2, Marie Harf decided to step up to the plate and take the heat off. Talking to a hand-wringing Chris Matthews, Harf explained how we can’t win against ISIS (or ISIL, as the administration prefers to call them).

But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs[…]

So according to the braniac Blunder Twins at the State Department, one can’t win a war by force nor by killing the enemy. We must help them find economic means to sustain themselves, and that will win the hearts and minds of those whose sole purpose is to eradicate everyone from the Earth.

It is a good bet that these two ladies have never played Stratego™.

When Bad Men Combine…

3 Feb

the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.

That quote is by Edmund Burke, who is often credited with the quote, “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing”. Whereas the latter has no history in his works, the former does. I read the news this afternoon and found his words once again flashing behind my eyes like a portent of the coming storm. Only in this case we are in the eye, not the outskirts.

Nature abhors a vacuum, and with “Al Qaeda on the run” (not really), a new head of the hydra has sprung from its neck. IS, or ISIS, or ISIL (as our esteemed Prez prefers, since the Levant is important to the Islamic jihadist) has been growing like a contagion in a petri dish. This is not news to anyone paying attention. I am far from a political strategist, but even I can see that these jihadists are beyond dangerous. And today they proved it. ISIS had captured Jordanian pilot Lt. Muath al-Kaseasbeh. Jordan for its part threatened severe repercussions should he be harmed or killed: all ISIS prisoners in Jordan would be executed. For a while, the world thought ISIS would pause and reconsider.

They did. Instead of beheading Lt. al-Kaseasbeh, they burned him alive.

THIS is the evil that is sprouting forth from that hell. Like a contagion, they are growing and contaminating everything they touch with certain death. They do not care about their own, much less those who do not follow their cult. They want to dominate the rest of us, and we sit here across the ocean watching their horrors and wringing our hands wondering how this happened. It happened because we didn’t win the war, we just “ended” it. It happened because we are too afraid of being politically incorrect and hurting someone’s feelings or being labeled a hater. It happened because we decided we had to tolerate everything in the name of being understanding towards those who hate us because of some idiotic “privilege” we are supposed to have. It happened because we are so busy thinking about how fast the wifi is and how some football team cheated and how the non-fat venti caramel macchiato was not hot enough. It happened because we really believed that things were safe here.

Well, no. Things are not safe here. Not when we have Islamic radicals killing cops and beheading co-workers in the name of their god. I don’t care if you believe in God or believe in ice crystals on a comet. No one should ever tolerate evil for any reason. The Holy Bible not only commands us to fight evil, but also to vanquish it. Buddhists in Nepal are rising up against evil. The Chinese government is cracking down on Muslim activism. Russia threatens Islamic jihadists with graves filled with pig entrails and blood.

And how do we deal with the threat of jihad? We try to understand it. It doesn’t take a village or an idiot to see that they hate us and want us dead for no other reason than we are not them. End of discussion. They sit there watching us try to make sense of their actions, and they laugh because we are so stupid to see the obvious. They relish our confusion and our willingness to excuse their actions. They snicker at the pantywaist idiots who march alongside them screaming for Shari’a. They set the world on fire, and all we do is try to put it out with kerosene.

The ISIS jihadists set a prisoner on fire to send the world a message: we will conquer you at any cost. Ask any doctor how you fight a contagion. That is exactly how we must fight ISIS, Al Qaeda, and any other head that sprouts from that hydra of evil. To do any less is to allow evil to flourish and scorch the earth.

HOTW With a Side of WTF,O?

10 Dec

I woke up this morning, and realized that the feeling churning in my stomach had nothing to do with the beef stew I ate last night, and everything to do with my federal government.

Yesterday, as I sat and watched the Grubergate hearing unfold, I began to get angry. Here were two individuals, one who had called the voters “stupid”, and the other whose main job is to cook numbers to make the ACA look good, who sat there and became willing victims of the administration. They didn’t lay in front of the bus so much as fall on swords, spikes, and machetes. I watched as Rep. Cummings (D-IRS) told Gruber he had handed the Republicans a PR gift. His major maladjustment was NOT that Gruber called the voters stupid. His grievance was that Gruber WAS CAUGHT. I don’t expect much from the guy who conspired with the IRS to target conservative groups, but I do expect him to at least pretend he cares about the people he represents. They voted for the ACA based on lies, and he has no care for that.

The it was Senator Diana Feinstein’s (D-Traitor) turn. In her omniscience, she decided to release the CIA report on interrogation. Did she do it in the interest of our country’s standing in the world? Nope. Did she decide this would access our moral high-ground? Hell, no. She didn’t release that report for nothing so noble as our country. She released it to provide cover for herself, Nancy Pelosi (D-Hag) and Harry Reid (D-Dick), and to undermine our position with the international court windbags. Oh, yes…. the fact that she single-handedly cut the CIA at the knees as well as placed every single American life in jeopardy was just icing. Gotta do what you can to scorch the Earth over which the Republicans just won control.

Never, ever let a crisis go to waste, eh?

Ok, have a hooker, courtesy of XBradTC.

metallic corset

I’m going to go set some effigies on fire. Have a great Wednesday!!

Anatomy of a Desperate Woman

27 Oct

Yeah, the title isn’t about some bimbo….. well, I will let y’all decide.

This is Wendy Davis’ latest campaign letter, which I will proceed to dissect like the scurrilous tapeworm-ridden carcass it is.

davis fundraising letter

Let’s break it down like MC Hammer.

Our mobilization efforts are working. According to a recent report on MSNBC, our efforts to activate and expand the electorate is causing a “voting surge.” We need to keep up those efforts right through Election Day — and your contributions help us do that.

Your first hint at desperation is “MSNBC”. It isn’t a secret that network champions the liberal agenda. And by the way, that was the only network reporting on that “report”.

We need to keep building. Together, we’ve built a team that includes more than 32,OOO volunteers on the ground and hundreds of thousands of supporters all across the country. That’s the kind of team that will win in Texas — and we need to keep growing to the very end.

You have 32K volunteers on the ground….where, exactly? In Austin, Houston, and Dallas? Because I have seen maybe two in my area. And approximately none in my hometown, which is Democrat Central in South Texas. Newsflash: supporters that reside outside of Texas don’t have a say IN Texas. Sure, you got most of your money from them, but that only makes us wonder what you are willing to give to those non-Texans. It looks rather tawdry.

We need to win this campaign for every Texan. Whether it’s women’s access to health care, improving education for our kids, or building a 21st century economy that creates jobs — all Texans are counting on us.

I did LOL, out loud. You filibustered AGAINST women’s access to actual healthcare. You voted against giving the Attorney General the power to prosecute those who abuse educational policies. Texas is leading the way in job creation, and you seethe knowing that Governor Rick Perry will have that huge bullet point in his legacy.

This is the final leg of the race — we can’t leave anything on the track. Before time runs out — give $5 or more today.

FINAL LEG??? Sweet Jehosephat on a pogo stick, just STFU already. I don’t know who is writing your campaign solicitation emails, but after the latest debacle with the wheelchair ad and then the epic doubling down, I am convinced you have Abbott operatives in your campaign. There is no other logical explanation for this buffoonery.

You want $5? Here’s a quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, madam.

The Wheels on the Bus Are Bloody

29 Sep

It isn’t every day I find a Daily Beast article worthy of mention (aside from Kirsten Powers), but when they find a nut in a broken clock, it is worth giving kudos.

Nearly eight months ago, some of President Obama’s senior intelligence officials were already warning that ISIS was on the move. In the beginning of 2014, ISIS fighters had defeated Iraqi forces in Fallujah, leading much of the U.S. intelligence community to assess they would try to take more of Iraq.

But in an interview that aired Sunday evening, the president told 60 Minutes that the rise of the group now proclaiming itself a caliphate in territory between Syria and Iraq caught the U.S. intelligence community off guard. Obama specifically blamed James Clapper, the current director of national intelligence: “Our head of the intelligence community, Jim Clapper, has acknowledged that, I think, they underestimated what had been taking place in Syria,” he said.

To be precise, James Clapper said he underestimated the will of the ISIS/ ISIL/ IS/ Islamofacist goatfucking fighters and overestimated the ability of the Iraqi force to fight them. But the administration knew full well what was taking place in Syria. Clapper even went on to warn the administration (read into this, The Prez) about the possibility of the jihadist groups in Syria to coalesce and bring foreign fighters into their ranks. I don’t know enough about James Clapper to form an opinion either way, but it seems to me that he was making insightful assessments and the administration was looking the other way. Either that, or the administration was colluding. Sad to say, but that is in the realm of possibility.

And that possibility is reaffirmed when The Prez keeps insisting ISIS/ ISIL/ IS/ Islamofascist goatfucking assholes are not Islamic.

The Devil Wears Brooks Brothers

22 Sep

Sweet Jehosephat on a pogo stick.

Republican lawmakers are raising alarm that Secretary of State John Kerry is putting too much on the table in talks over Iran’s nuclear program — as Tehran reportedly tries to leverage its cooperation in the Islamic State crisis in return for nuclear concessions from the U.S. and its allies.

That is a serious WTF moment right there. Of course, the White House is denying any such thing happening, because of course they would never, ever do that. And of course, our Sec State is negotiating with the same fuckers that took our people hostage 35 years ago, wearing his Brooks Brothers suit and John Phillips tie, because hey, Kumbaya and all that jazz. Never mind that the Ayatollah declared on Twitter™ — yes, that fucktard tweets, and way better than our own fucktardic State Department — that he in his abject supremacy will reject any and all appeals with regards to ISIS. Jean Luc Kerrie is going to give it the ol’ college try.

Newsflash, oh Frenchified spawn of Lurch: the enemy of your enemy is still your fucking enemy. You are living proof that the Left learns nothing from History. Iran wants the Great Satan gone at any and all costs, and that is a truth that will never change. It’s either them or us, and you and your leftist kindred are choosing them in the hopes that they will kill you last. They are just salivating at the thought of having the US beg them for help, and once they have your shrivelled balls in a vice, they will have won enough ground to begin making their caliphate come true. You will beg, and plead, and succor all you can to establish your legacy at the cost of millions. But that’s the price you and this administration are willing to pay. It’s not their hide, right?

Gawd, the Sec State position has become a total laughing stock in the world. Considering their main competition is the esteemed Prez of this once-great country, that is hard to beat. But you, Monsewer Kerrie, are doing a damn fine job. It’s about the only talent you have, and we will all suffer for it.

Effin’ Dickwrinkles

15 Apr

I am sending prayers and hopefully a unit of O neg Boston’s way.

At Least 2 Dead, Dozens Injured After Two Bombs Explode at Boston Marathon

More news here. Reportedly two more explosive devices were found near the bombing site.

It takes a special grade of coward to do something like this. We all know that, no matter that they may be an islamofascist, Aryan Asshole, or Black Panther Dickwrinkle.

But my question is, after all the ammo purchases, all the armoured vehicles, all of the claims that they are there to protect you from the ever-vague them… where the fuck were the DHS Schutzstaffel??

This enquiring mind wants to know.

Crossposted everywhere I’m at.