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Boehner in a Nutshell

21 May

Sitting here, drinking coffee while recovering from a long trip, Hubby brought up a very good point concerning our esteemed Speaker of the House, Rep. John Boehner. U.S. Court of Appeals in Manhattan ruled the NSA gathering of bulk data was illegal, admonishing a lower court for throwing out the case and stating the practice is legal.

“We hold that the text of ¬ß 215 cannot bear the weight the government asks us to assign to it, and that it does not authorize the telephone metadata program.”

Section 215 is crux of the law. Senator Rand Paul is filibustering it as I type. So what does Speaker Boehner do?

He punts to Senate Majority Leader McConnell, not to dismantle the law, not to restructure the law, but to figure out whether the private companies or the government should hold the metadata!!!! Because no private company would ever cave in to a government demand, right?

The most telling part? He would not answer whether he supports an extension. And you know what that means. If he didn’t support it, he would have said so while wrapped in Old Glory. Our liberties are stripped from us like onion skin on a daily basis, and all he cares about is who holds the power.

It’s time to kick this SOB out to the curb.

A Few Drive Bys

7 Apr

Byes? Bys? No matter. Time to dust off this blog and….blog.

I posted the Drink of the week over at Sithy. Just wanted to change things up over there. That, and my brother asked me for a link to the next drink post and I figured that was more family friendly than hookers in a saloon.

John McCain threw his hat into the Republican Prez ring, as did Rand Paul. McCain thinks this is his turn. I think he needs to find a hobby suitable for his strengths, like shoveling manure. As for Rand Paul, I like some of his views but I really, REALLY don’t think we need a guy with isolationist tendencies being Prez while Islamic State, AKA Al Qaeda 5.0, is moving to our doorstep. If he can keep the media frothing, though, all the better for Ted Cruz and Scott Walker.

Showtime channel is premiering a documentary called Atari: Game Over, about the infamous “dump” of the E.T. game. Lately, cable documentaries like The Jinx and Going Clear have held my interest better than some crappy TV and whatever H’wood puts out, so I am looking forward to that. I BELIEVE THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!

I hope I am not the only person glad to see March Madness go away. I have nothing against basketball. If people put in as much effort into knowing their current events as they do into putting their bracket together, perhaps the country wouldn’t be in its current ring of hell.

Anyway, time for me to run. I have to take Son to the store and then start dinner. Perhaps later this evening I will have the time to make a bracket for baseball season. And by bracket, I mean buy tickets ūüėÄ

HOTW With a Side of WTF,O?

10 Dec

I woke up this morning, and realized that the feeling churning in my stomach had nothing to do with the beef stew I ate last night, and everything to do with my federal government.

Yesterday, as I sat and watched the Grubergate hearing unfold, I began to get angry. Here were two individuals, one who had called the voters “stupid”, and the other whose main job is to cook numbers to make the ACA look good, who sat there and became willing victims of the administration. They didn’t lay in front of the bus so much as fall on swords, spikes, and machetes. I watched as Rep. Cummings (D-IRS) told Gruber he had handed the Republicans a PR gift. His major maladjustment was NOT that Gruber called the voters stupid. His grievance was that Gruber WAS CAUGHT. I don’t expect much from the guy who conspired with the IRS to target conservative groups, but I do expect him to at least pretend he cares about the people he represents. They voted for the ACA based on lies, and he has no care for that.

The it was Senator Diana Feinstein’s (D-Traitor) turn. In her omniscience, she decided to release the CIA report on interrogation. Did she do it in the interest of our country’s standing in the world? Nope. Did she decide this would access our moral high-ground? Hell, no. She didn’t release that report for nothing so noble as our country. She released it to provide cover for herself, Nancy Pelosi (D-Hag) and Harry Reid (D-Dick), and to undermine our position with the international court windbags. Oh, yes…. the fact that she single-handedly cut the CIA at the knees as well as placed every single American life in jeopardy was just icing. Gotta do what you can to scorch the Earth over which the Republicans just won control.

Never, ever let a crisis go to waste, eh?

Ok, have a hooker, courtesy of XBradTC.

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I’m going to go set some effigies on fire. Have a great Wednesday!!

A Letter to a Young Man Leaving For College

20 Oct

I wish you wouldn’t go.

I understand the opportunity to learn and experience a new life is like a siren song, beckoning to you. The excitement of meeting new people, learning new things, going to see different places… I understand and remember how that felt back when I was young.

Things have changed now.

When once you could be assured of the freedom to express yourself in a place of learning, that right has been taken away from you. Before you can learn anything in your chosen field, you must succumb to repetitious classes full of toxic propaganda. You will be taught that the rights of others will come before yours. But even though I can prepare you for that gathering storm, no one can prepare you for the maelstrom that socializing has become.

For your own safety, do not approach any women. It is no longer a “he said/ she said” world in academia. It is now a “she said” world, and your voice means nothing. You have no defense, no rights, nothing but the stigma of one person’s accusation against your character. And that is all they need to pass judgment upon you. Do not approach any woman, because that can be used against you as an act of aggression. Do not offer any help, because that can be used against you as an act of superiority. Don’t look upon them, because that can be used against you as an act of shaming. Until you are free from that stifling world of ivory towers and gender bending, don’t get involved with anyone. Instead, concentrate on your studies. Your future depends on it.

And maybe even your life.

Best regards,

A concerned mother.

To random or not to random…

20 Mar

I say, random.

If a tree falls down and only a woman hears it, what the hell was a tree doing in my kitchen?

I never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me.

I’m selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T’s.

The penis mightier than the sword. ha ha, penis.

“Polar bears can’t jump” — black bears

Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? – Racist nursery rhyme

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~ Updated with an awesome factor of eleventythirtytwo ~

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More Random?

14 Mar

Sure, why not!

First, let’s get ready for spring…

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Here, how about some motivation.

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Don’t go too hard though, excessive rest can be… humorous.

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fitness builds confidence!

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Use that confidence!

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but, don’t be too cocky.

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I said..! ah, nevermind… sheesh

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that goes for you too ladies.

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now get out there and show your swag.

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I’ve got your back!

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:: CRITICALLY IMPORTANT YET AWESOME UPDATE ::

Today is!!!

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Fourthsday Randomdom

13 Mar

In the interest of brevity, I’ll keep this short.

If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that’s just SICK.

I’m opening up a Battered Shrimp Shelter in my stomach.

It’s been pretty rough going, but I think I finally beat my crippling addiction to sobriety.

That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die.

Does anyone know how to take care of a Fern? Asking for a frond.

I ate one of those artisan pizzas and now I can’t stop painting my bathroom.

Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist playing softball this weekend, so you can shut up about the “pain of childbirth.”

I wish there was a job that required me to pet a room full of basset hounds all day long.

LOOK!!! PICTURES..!

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Just thoughts…

3 Jan

– Someone fell asleep next to me on the plane so I’m drawing penises on their forehead. Let this be a warning to all sleepy toddlers out there.

–¬†Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?

–¬†Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen.

–¬†I don’t understand how USB plugs are always upside-down the first time you try to plug them in and ALSO THE SECOND TIME.

–¬†Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?

–¬†I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats.

– If you shout “I am a STRONG BLACK woman” in front of the mirror enough times then security comes and drags you out of the Gap changing room.

**meditation break**

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**break over**

– Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullshit!

–¬†Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles.

–¬†Yahoo answers is my primary care physician

*updated for those in cold weather states*

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A Note From The Night Watchman

5 Apr

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Monday Words of Wisdom

11 Mar

Courtesy of Thomas Sowell:

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