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Shot of the Week

11 Nov


Thank you to all of our past and present veterans for putting your lives on the line so that everyone, from patriot to asshole, can enjoy a measure of freedom.

Today’s offering is a sweet shot. Literally.

layered patriotic shot

Red, White, and Blue

  • ½ oz. Grenadine
  • ½ oz. Vodka
  • ½ oz. Blue Curaçao

Slowly pour each ingredient into a shot glass to create a layered effect. Add them in the order listed above. It should foam just like that. Personally I would skip the vodka (SHOCK!!) and just add whipped cream as the last layer. And don’t forget the umbrella. Jack Capito likes the umbrellas 😀

More Random?

14 Mar

Sure, why not!

First, let’s get ready for spring…


Here, how about some motivation.


Don’t go too hard though, excessive rest can be… humorous.


fitness builds confidence!


Use that confidence!


but, don’t be too cocky.


I said..! ah, nevermind… sheesh


that goes for you too ladies.


now get out there and show your swag.


I’ve got your back!



Today is!!!


President’s Day post

17 Feb

Today is President’s Day, what are some of your fondest President’s Day memories?

For our foreign visitors, and those of us that went to public schools, here is the meaning behind the day:’s_Birthday


Though we are currently represented by the most tyrannical president ever concieved by this republic, we do have a very storied history of Presidents. And that glory will one day return to that hallowed office… one day.


6 Feb


We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel. Thanks.

If you ever get attacked by a group of white people, just yell “EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!” and they’ll all stop to do the Cha Cha Slide.

Did you hear the one about Dorian Gray’s stool sample? That shit NEVER gets old.

How do you even get a permit to build a city on rock and roll?

Moonwalk away after mugging someone because you’re a smooth criminal.

Dear Garment Manufacturers:  Short Shorts should not come in a size 16. Warmest Regards, People with eyes.

“Who are you wearing?” -red carpet interviewer at the Serial Killer Awards

Glee has ruined that word for me.

“Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Stairway to Heaven!” – my brain

Ironically its exactly 12 steps from my car to the liquor store.

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Almost new year, almost new post

30 Dec

Tell me (pretend I care) what you got for Christmas.  Please use your words.


The Original Civil Peasant

23 Dec


Merry Christmas!

Holiday Zen…

19 Dec






Gratuitous Holiday update!



This is Tuesday.

17 Dec

– Drank orange juice right after brushing my teeth so I think I know what death feels like.

– “I have $50, less than an hour, and a ton of cocaine. Let’s make a commercial!” – every furniture store owner

– I’m not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it’s true what they’re saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch

– Maybe it’s just the mushrooms talking, but I should probably write down everything they say.

– I’m very patient in the way that I can last 45 minutes trying to fix something before I have to pound the shit out of it with a hammer.

– I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it’s the scientists that aren’t washing their hands?

– If there is a better way to memorialize your parakeet than by tattooing his name on your ass, I’d certainly like to hear it.

– I killed someone with kindness today. Blood EVERYWHERE.

and now this.

lucy pinder bra



The Heart Bleeds

14 Feb

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

saint valentine lol

I ♥ y’all!!

Have a great day, and don’t forget to post what you got from your sweetiepie!!

On Veterans Day

11 Nov

Words can not express the heartfelt gratitude most Americans have for the ultimate sacrifice they made.

How sad that now I say “most” instead of “all”.

Our thanks to every veteran, the two legged and the four legged kind both 🙂