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Weekly Random, Housekeeping Edition

6 Feb

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Thursday Random

6 Nov

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Hooker of the Week

8 Oct

We had a special request from long time H&B aficionado Intellectual Conservative for eye candy of the Eastern Hemisphere variety.

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She seems friendly.

Have a great Wednesday 🙂

Mondayums!

31 Mar

I got stuck in a work warp for the last couple of weeks. Not that I am caught up now, but just wanted to drop this here to let our millions of viewers know that we are still alive and kicking here.

Please rate this post and drop a few duckets in the hosts coffee can by the door on your way out, thanks!

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More Random?

14 Mar

Sure, why not!

First, let’s get ready for spring…

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Here, how about some motivation.

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Don’t go too hard though, excessive rest can be… humorous.

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fitness builds confidence!

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Use that confidence!

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but, don’t be too cocky.

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I said..! ah, nevermind… sheesh

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that goes for you too ladies.

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now get out there and show your swag.

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I’ve got your back!

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:: CRITICALLY IMPORTANT YET AWESOME UPDATE ::

Today is!!!

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Titillating Treats for Troy on Tuesday

11 Mar

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Peruse at your pleasure!

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and… this.

NEW WHALE PIC!

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**updated for a more natural feel**

Fourthsday – The re-coming

6 Mar

As I was planning this epoch, it occured to me that I don’t know what the word ‘epoch’ means.  So, I finished my apple and continued to jot down notes. Here they are in no particular order or pentameter.

“This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children’s books now.” ~ Dr. Seuss

News to me:  When they wash your hair after a haircut, it’s considered rude to say “your breasts smell like a ham sandwich”.

I wonder if Taylor Swift ever gets one of her songs stuck in her head and also wants to kill herself?

Want to make your teeth whiter? Buy them a Subaru.

Its funny how guys always say they would give their left nut to do something awesome. Why is the right nut so much cooler than the left nut?

My plan to buy a drawing board just fell through. I guess it’s back to th-OH SON OF A…

Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens.

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Fourthsday!

27 Feb

Here are some thought shenanigans:

Generally speaking, a woman’s hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore.

Here it is 2014 and we’re not driving dragons? The future sickens me.

Blind snipers have no idea what they’re missing.

“Guys, I don’t think we should drink so much yesterday” – me on Sunday

I want transition lenses that turn black whenever someone starts talking to me.

Obese people are roll models.

If you see someone crying, ask if it’s because of their haircut.

It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing.

Let’s hope the zombie apocalypse doesn’t start in Kenya because there is no way any of us can outrun those fuckers.

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The FEMA camps are ready for you now, please proceed to the nearest provided vehicular transport to show you to your new home.

Wetsuit Wednesday

19 Feb

And thus shall it forever be known.

Presented in no particular order as they were randomly selected from a long line of applicants.

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ThUR$dhEy pOs7

13 Feb

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and for the homerun swing!

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please review and take notes, there will be a test.