Weekly random – Roamy

13 May

Wine’s in the fridge, let’s chill out and see what’s in the funneh folder for today.

It’s been that kind of day.
dig the shoes
Avoid verbal orders.
Baltimore moms.
Hot mama.
thigh highs
Let me know if this works.
Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they called their sergeant on his cell phone.
“Sarge, it looks like we have a homicide here,” the officer reported.
“What happened?” asked the Sergeant.
“A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped.”
The Sergeant nodded his head and asked, “Have you placed her under arrest?”
“No sir. The floor is still wet.”
I believe that will do. Y’all have a good day.

4 Responses to “Weekly random – Roamy”

  1. Bob Sexton May 13, 2015 at 4:58 pm #

    First and last hookers look especially friendly.

  2. xbradtc May 13, 2015 at 5:12 pm #

    Second hookeer FTW.

  3. bbuddha May 13, 2015 at 5:37 pm #

    what i planned, what happened, that was my day too 🙂

  4. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2015 at 5:13 pm #

    What I planned, every single day. And Trojan horse FTW!!

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