Blunder Twins: Deactivate!!

18 Feb

I realize it is HOTW day here, but there are times in the affairs of men (see what I did there??) when we must place frivolity on hold and talk about things of a rage-boiling nature.

First up, we have Blunder Twin #1, Jen Psaki. Known for such hashtaggery as “wars are not won by force” and the whopper that “poverty is the root cause of terror” (just ask Osama bin Laden’s family), she decided she had been out of the limelight too long and doubled down.

Yes, she did say that. That went over like a lead balloon with anvils and cement blocks tied to it. Feeling that her boss may have gone over the deep end of the shitter, her deputy, Blunder Twin #2, Marie Harf decided to step up to the plate and take the heat off. Talking to a hand-wringing Chris Matthews, Harf explained how we can’t win against ISIS (or ISIL, as the administration prefers to call them).

But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s lack of opportunity for jobs[…]

So according to the braniac Blunder Twins at the State Department, one can’t win a war by force nor by killing the enemy. We must help them find economic means to sustain themselves, and that will win the hearts and minds of those whose sole purpose is to eradicate everyone from the Earth.

It is a good bet that these two ladies have never played Stratego™.

11 Responses to “Blunder Twins: Deactivate!!”

  1. bbuddha February 18, 2015 at 5:56 pm #

    I feel your pain. I actually got a pain in my head when i heard her say that (audio clip i don’t listen to chris matthews) i know why their boss doesn’t want to fight the muslims, he is one. I’m afraid that conclusion is now unavoidable. But how these two woman can voice these thoughts with a straight face is just baffling. Their thinking is that a person who will hunt down and behead a person for being Christian (or Jewish or a woman showing too much eye!? etc) can be dissuaded by giving them a job. the stupid is strong with this one… Ok now i have to go find pictures of puppies and happy things before my head explodes.

  2. Patricius Augustus February 18, 2015 at 5:58 pm #

    Stratego! I wish. Tic tac toe is a stretch for that ilk.

    • PapaMAS February 19, 2015 at 5:14 am #

      Tic Tac Toe is too harsh and competitive. They need to play a game where “everybody wins!”

      • drakono February 19, 2015 at 8:12 am #

        • Steamboat McGoo February 23, 2015 at 8:06 pm #

          Good way to spread head-lice.

  3. John DuMond February 19, 2015 at 6:21 am #

    “It is a good bet that these two ladies have never played Stratego™.”

    By the looks of ’em, I don’t think they’ve outgrown Pokemon yet. Hey, I know, hows about the State Dept. try hiring some actual grownups to act as spokespeople. Just a thought. 😛

  4. Jay in Ames February 19, 2015 at 8:45 am #

    Harf’n Psaki! Sounds like what you do after spending too much time at the bar in Benihana!

    • LC Aggie Sith February 20, 2015 at 12:51 pm #

      And Harf isn’t in line for Psaki’s position 😀

      • Ogrrre February 20, 2015 at 2:56 pm #

        She might be the head of Whitehouse communications to you, but she’s Psaki to me. Buwahahahahahaha!

  5. Ogrrre February 20, 2015 at 2:55 pm #

    “We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups …” Well, she’s right, she just doesn’t realize what she said. The root cause that leads people to join these groups is their muslim religion. If you kill off enough of these infidels and wipe out their religion from the face of the earth, there will be a total cessation of Islamic terrorism. Of course, there will immediately rise up another group of psychotic people who want to kill everyone else … like radical environmentalists or commielibprogressivedemoncraps, and then we will have to deal with them the same way.

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