Anatomy of a Desperate Woman

27 Oct

Yeah, the title isn’t about some bimbo….. well, I will let y’all decide.

This is Wendy Davis’ latest campaign letter, which I will proceed to dissect like the scurrilous tapeworm-ridden carcass it is.

davis fundraising letter

Let’s break it down like MC Hammer.

Our mobilization efforts are working. According to a recent report on MSNBC, our efforts to activate and expand the electorate is causing a “voting surge.” We need to keep up those efforts right through Election Day — and your contributions help us do that.

Your first hint at desperation is “MSNBC”. It isn’t a secret that network champions the liberal agenda. And by the way, that was the only network reporting on that “report”.

We need to keep building. Together, we’ve built a team that includes more than 32,OOO volunteers on the ground and hundreds of thousands of supporters all across the country. That’s the kind of team that will win in Texas — and we need to keep growing to the very end.

You have 32K volunteers on the ground….where, exactly? In Austin, Houston, and Dallas? Because I have seen maybe two in my area. And approximately none in my hometown, which is Democrat Central in South Texas. Newsflash: supporters that reside outside of Texas don’t have a say IN Texas. Sure, you got most of your money from them, but that only makes us wonder what you are willing to give to those non-Texans. It looks rather tawdry.

We need to win this campaign for every Texan. Whether it’s women’s access to health care, improving education for our kids, or building a 21st century economy that creates jobs — all Texans are counting on us.

I did LOL, out loud. You filibustered AGAINST women’s access to actual healthcare. You voted against giving the Attorney General the power to prosecute those who abuse educational policies. Texas is leading the way in job creation, and you seethe knowing that Governor Rick Perry will have that huge bullet point in his legacy.

This is the final leg of the race — we can’t leave anything on the track. Before time runs out — give $5 or more today.

FINAL LEG??? Sweet Jehosephat on a pogo stick, just STFU already. I don’t know who is writing your campaign solicitation emails, but after the latest debacle with the wheelchair ad and then the epic doubling down, I am convinced you have Abbott operatives in your campaign. There is no other logical explanation for this buffoonery.

You want $5? Here’s a quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, madam.

10 Responses to “Anatomy of a Desperate Woman”

  1. Grand October 27, 2014 at 11:01 am #

    “Here’s a quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. Good day to you, madam.”

    And Uncle Buck quote! You are my favorite person today!

    • Grand October 27, 2014 at 11:02 am #

      An… An Uncle Buck quote.

    • LC Aggie Sith October 27, 2014 at 11:24 am #

      It was apropos. I am loathe to criticize anyone’s looks, but she criticized my preference for Life, so it’s fair game 😉

      • Grand October 27, 2014 at 11:37 am #

        “preference for Life”

        The rat food affixed to her mug may very well be its own life form. Certainly a higher life form that its host.

      • reiuxcat October 27, 2014 at 11:38 am #

        I would have said gnaw that face off that wart, but that’s just me. 😉

  2. B.C. October 27, 2014 at 7:39 pm #

    That’s gotta be the world’s largest genital wart on Abortion Barbie’s face, because she’s always talkin’ out of her ass.

  3. tljhound October 28, 2014 at 4:44 am #

    I wish you’d managed to include a half naked gal ..but spot on excellent nonetheless.

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