To random or not to random…

20 Mar

I say, random.

If a tree falls down and only a woman hears it, what the hell was a tree doing in my kitchen?

I never know what to do with my hands when I’m at a urinal besides flick the earlobes of the guy next to me.

I’m selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T’s.

The penis mightier than the sword. ha ha, penis.

“Polar bears can’t jump” — black bears

Ba ba black dude, have u any weed? – Racist nursery rhyme

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17 Responses to “To random or not to random…”

  1. GMLand March 20, 2014 at 9:50 am #

    Today’s post brought to you by probiotics.

  2. mrfixitou812 March 20, 2014 at 11:51 am #

    FUPA!!!!!

  3. terribletroy March 21, 2014 at 7:58 am #

    I stink……therefore I am….

  4. LC Aggie Sith March 21, 2014 at 9:18 am #

    My. Eyes.

    omigawd….my eyes…..

    But the last makes all the pain worth it!!! WHOOP!!!!

  5. terribletroy March 21, 2014 at 11:52 am #

    Its not so bad when your women leaves you….. cept when they feel the need to tell you “why”, I mean really… Do they think I give a fuck? Get the fuck out and shut your fucking pie hole already…..people trip me out…..them: “Im leaving”….me: OK, ….they stand there…them: “Dont you want to know why?” me: Nope! …..them: “See? Thats why Im leaving!” me: OK…….them: “I hate you and hope you die.” …..me: “Ok”…….and then they stand there…..cause the bitch aint going to leave until she gets what she really wants, which is a scene…….me: “You still here? I mean cause if you’re going to hang around you could make yourself useful and fix me a sammich.” …….then I wait for the police to arrive…..

  6. terribletroy March 24, 2014 at 10:18 am #

    OUTTA MY WAY!! COMING THROUGH! DEAD FAT BLOG WALKING! DEAD BLOG WALKING…..

  7. GMLand March 24, 2014 at 12:06 pm #

    I’ll get a little sumpin put together for tomorrow. Deadlines are like an anchor tied to my neck weighing me down like anchors tied to my neck weighing me down.

    • terribletroy March 24, 2014 at 1:34 pm #

      Them “anchors” man… they’re almost like a ball and chain….keeping you in place…..holding you in one spot….impeding your movement even…..

      Something for tomorrow?? It wouldn’t be something like TITANIC TITTEH TUESDAY AY AY AY AY!? (thats my announcer voice)

  8. LC Aggie Sith March 24, 2014 at 12:26 pm #

    I laughed until I cried on Troy’s comment about the leaving.

    i hope that makes sense.

    • terribletroy March 24, 2014 at 1:29 pm #

      A barely modified plagiarism of a old Richard Pryor sketch…gotta give credit to the source…. his was better. The Punch line in the argument portion of the joke went….. “So I get pissed, and I yell back at her, Well FUCK YOU then! Im going to find me some new pussy!” and she responds…. “If you had two more inches of DICK, you’d find some NEW pussy HERE! Your DICK is SHORT and you CANT EVEN SCREW!”

  9. terribletroy March 25, 2014 at 3:59 pm #

    (walks in, looks around)……. BANGS SIPPY CUP!!!! HEY! HEY!

    Im going through withdrawal down here! I havent had any fresh titteh pics for so long….parched….like …the desert…..strength….faaaading …….its gettin all dark….vision going in and out of focus….cough…….cough…..GAK! (thud)

  10. terribletroy March 26, 2014 at 11:27 am #

    ….thu thump…thu thump…..thu……thump…..thu……..thump…….thu……………..thump………..thu…………….thump….————————————————————————————-flat line………….

  11. LC Aggie Sith March 26, 2014 at 11:40 am #

    It’s my anniversary so I don’t have the time but I’ll try to have something up tomorrow!!!

  12. Jess March 28, 2014 at 3:04 pm #

    Good thing they explained that last one. I was thinking they meant 5th best among currently serving US presidents.

  13. GMLand March 28, 2014 at 3:15 pm #

    I will resume duties next week. This week has just been to covered up with work to have any fun.

    Hey there, Jess. Don’t be a stranger!

  14. terribletroy March 29, 2014 at 11:49 am #

    Work??? You blaspheme this blog with your four letter sacrilege suh! Work is for peasants! Not for the high borne such as you and I. Has a misfortune befallen upon your estate? Has there been another peasant uprising? Is there no Justice? What is this world coming to when men of refinement and means are required to labor as if they are commoners… the horror……the horror…..

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