Fourthsday Randomdom

13 Mar

In the interest of brevity, I’ll keep this short.

If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that’s just SICK.

I’m opening up a Battered Shrimp Shelter in my stomach.

It’s been pretty rough going, but I think I finally beat my crippling addiction to sobriety.

That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die.

Does anyone know how to take care of a Fern? Asking for a frond.

I ate one of those artisan pizzas and now I can’t stop painting my bathroom.

Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist playing softball this weekend, so you can shut up about the “pain of childbirth.”

I wish there was a job that required me to pet a room full of basset hounds all day long.

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35 Responses to “Fourthsday Randomdom”

  1. GMLand March 13, 2014 at 9:45 am #

    I am my brother’s goal keeper.

  2. terribletroy March 13, 2014 at 10:29 am #

    Im pretty sure this is the best poat evah evah in the history of Poats… evah!

    Im going with da pink today.

  3. GMLand March 13, 2014 at 11:01 am #

    TT – I see from your comments that you are a wise and intelligent person.

  4. terribletroy March 13, 2014 at 11:32 am #

    Which only another Wise and Intelligent person could recognize…and, now that we’ve established that…..should we discuss deep philosophical shit…. or rate BEWBS?

    • GMLand March 13, 2014 at 11:34 am #

      Do I even need to answer that?

  5. LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2014 at 11:33 am #

    I almost peed myself when I was reading the funnies 😀

    • GMLand March 13, 2014 at 11:36 am #

      Almost? Do you mean that you peed and was able to miss getting any on yourself? Or did your bladder actually begin and suddenly stop the process?

      Confused in Franklin

      • LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2014 at 11:38 am #

        I got the urge and ran to the bathroom before I could embarrass myself in front of the dogs.

        WINNING!!

  6. terribletroy March 13, 2014 at 11:40 am #

    Reminder to self…..develop BEWB rating scale n criteria…..lets see…..

    Size (Overall) 1-10
    Size (proportional) 1-10

    Height 1-10 (Lower the numbah, higher the degree of “sag”)

    Firmness 1-10 (10 being bounce a quarter off those puppies)

    Aureola (1-10)

    Nippleage (1-10)

    Symmetry 1-10 (if the nipples are pointing in directions similar to a crossed / wandering eye…thats a 1)

    I feel like I missed something….

    • LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2014 at 11:56 am #

      Side bewb, under bewb, spillage?

    • GMLand March 13, 2014 at 12:54 pm #

      The BSS (boob scoring system) is a wonderful idea!

      ( o ) ( o )

  7. terribletroy March 13, 2014 at 1:35 pm #

    I thinking for sidebewb and undrbewb that the rater just use the applicable categories as they apply. Spillage and other party fouls can be represented under the newly added Presentation N Packaging category. Unless you feel that is too all encompassing a category in which case further study will be required.

    So now we have 8 possible categories to chose. Not all categories will apply to all depictions, but the rater cannot elect to not score a category when category is present.

    Judges can justify their scores to the committee by providing additional comments on outstanding or negative attributes perceived…..

    You see this is all being done very “scientific”…..ITS FOR SCIENCE DAMMIT!!

  8. GMLand March 13, 2014 at 1:44 pm #

    I have a thoughtquestion. Does anyone think that the whole ban bossy idea came from the Obama’s as a way to go after Hillary? I think its plausible that it was crafted as a setup to be used against her while washing their hands of any wrong doing by calling it otherwise. Just brainthoughts, sorry to interrupt the boob talk.

    I’m all about science 😉

    • LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2014 at 1:49 pm #

      No, it actually came from a Hillary supporter as a way to give her street cred come 2016. It is backfiring rather spectacularly, which is why the administration is leaving it alone for the moment.

      We now return back to Bewb Science.

      • GMLand March 13, 2014 at 1:53 pm #

        You’re prolly right, not the first time I’ve been wrong… probably at least the 4th or 5th, but definitely not the first.

        • LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2014 at 1:55 pm #

          Second time…only the second time…

        • LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2014 at 1:55 pm #

          Also, that was sarcasm.

          • GMLand March 13, 2014 at 2:00 pm #

            *snaps Aggie’s bra*

  9. terribletroy March 13, 2014 at 2:44 pm #

    So let me get this straight?? Right in the middle of a some serious bewb science stuff….you start thinking about Hillary?

    • GMLand March 13, 2014 at 2:48 pm #

      Dude, it is random Thursday and that random thought just popped into my head while looking at another site. I randomly questioned it and was quickly shot down by Aggie and repositioned my thinking back to the mammaries. I beg everyone’s pardon for the distraction.

  10. terribletroy March 13, 2014 at 3:42 pm #

    I didnt know whether to shun you or congratulate you on your advanced pervitude skillz.

    Random…..random…..hmmmmm……!……got it….gonna google “Bossy Boobs”

    • GMLand March 13, 2014 at 3:45 pm #

      bossy boobs, that could finally be my kryptonite!

  11. GMLand March 13, 2014 at 3:44 pm #

    http://www.hookersandbooze.com – I’m a giver and a sharer.

  12. LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2014 at 4:02 pm #

    Bossy Bewbs?? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  13. terribletroy March 13, 2014 at 4:05 pm #

    OK…..well, apparently there are not a lot of “bossy Boobs” out there….but there are a WHOLE bunch of “Bossy MILFS” out there……and by MILFS, I mean Pron Queens….lots and lots…..more than the stars in the sky…..they got MILFS of every flavor! Chocolate MILFS, Strawberry MILFS, Hot Chili Pepper MILFS, Coconut MILFS,….it is a veritable MILF Smorgasbord out there…

    I admit I had to check a few….. FOR SCIENCE!

    • LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2014 at 6:33 pm #

      And I bet you were thorough 😀

  14. terribletroy March 14, 2014 at 7:44 am #

    GOOD MORNING BOYS N GIRLS! Welcome to the show! Do you know what day it is????? its….. FUCK EM ALL FRIDAY! Say it with me Boys N Girls…..FUCK. THEM. ALL.! Very Good! Your English is improving!……

    There was this Old Bull and a Young Bull standing up on hill. From thier lofty vantage point they overlooked a herd of Cows. The Young Bull says to the Old Bull.. “Hey Pops, see that herd of cows down there? Let’s run down there and fuck one of those cows.”

    The Old Bull turns, looks the Young Bull in the eye, and while continuing to slowly chew his cud replies…..”Run? Fuck One of them Cows?…..No Son, lets walk down there and FUCK. THEM. ALL.

    • LC Aggie Sith March 14, 2014 at 8:28 am #

      I heard that joke in the movie “Colors”!! And good morning!!

      • terribletroy March 14, 2014 at 9:49 am #

        That’s where I first encountered it. But calling it a Joke? That aint no joke right there… thats some I Ching, Sun Tzu, Deep Kimche, Jedi Shit… : )

        And now I have this lil diddy playing in my head….. ICE T classic….

        COLORS……colors…COLORS…..COLORS….

        I am a nightmare walking, psychopath talking
        King of my jungle just a gangster stalking
        Living life like a firecracker, quick is my fuse
        Then dead as a deathpack the colors I choose
        Red or Blue, Cuz or Blood, it just don’t matter
        Sucker die for your life when my shotgun scatters
        We gangs of L.A. will never die – just multiply

        You don’t know me, fool.
        You disown me, cool.
        I don’t need your assistance, social persistance
        Any problem I got I just put my fist in
        My life is violent but violent is life
        Peace is a dream, reality is a knife
        My colors, my honour, my colors, my all
        With my colors upon me one soldier stands tall
        Tell me what have you left me, what have I got?
        Last night in cold blood my young brother got shot.
        My home got jacked.
        My mother’s on crack.
        My sister can’t work cause her arms show trax.
        Madness, insanity, live in profanity
        Then some punk claimin’ they understandin’ me
        Give me a break, what world do you live in?
        Death is my sect, guess my religion

  15. GMLand March 14, 2014 at 8:58 am #

    to post or not to post, that is the question.

  16. terribletroy March 14, 2014 at 9:52 am #

    A day with out Poat is like a day without Sunshine, and without sunshine it stays cold, and if it stays cold, Spring wont come, and if Spring dont come we’re going to be like Canada. And being like Canada is Un – Merican……

    YOU DONT WANT TO BE UN MERICAN DO YA???

  17. GMLand March 14, 2014 at 10:01 am #

    American by God, new poat by Guy!

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