Titillating Treats for Troy on Tuesday

11 Mar

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Peruse at your pleasure!

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th (13)

th (7)

th (9)

th (11)

and… this.

NEW WHALE PIC!

th (14)

**updated for a more natural feel**

58 Responses to “Titillating Treats for Troy on Tuesday”

  1. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 10:22 am #

    I had me until that last pic, and then I lost me.

  2. LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 10:30 am #

    Those girls are going to catch their death.

    Probably due to the last one’s jealousy.

  3. LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 10:31 am #

    Troy is gonna kill you GML 😀

  4. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 10:32 am #

    Wha..? 8 out of 9 ain’t bad, but that last one is… baaaaaaaddddd.

  5. Sentry March 11, 2014 at 10:35 am #

    It’s amazing how bolt ons kill the mood for me….otherwise, well done!

  6. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 10:40 am #

    Yea, I admit that some bolt-ons can distract from the fleshiness of a good boob pic. Being a fan of them myself (Over $6K invested), there are good ones and bad ones, I can see how one of the pics above can fall into the ‘bad’ category.

  7. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 10:53 am #

    I updated this post and replaced the obvious offender with a more supple candidate.

  8. terribletroy March 11, 2014 at 11:11 am #

    See? This is how shite gets started. I started off the day all wild eyed and bushy tailed in the hopes that it would indeed be a Titteh Tuesday, and then I arrive. And what do my eyes behold? And I say to myself, “Self, this is looking like your lucky day”. Not one, not two, but 5, 6, 7, 8, pictures of winter killing goodness……….and then. And then my eyes are ASSAULTED!

    ASSAULTED I SAY! And why? Why has someone evul, someone…. (No, Im not going to point fingers or name names, but thier initials are GMLand) chosen to subject me to the abomination in question? What was my sin to warrant such a punishment?

    WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Life is Hard…..And then you die.

    The only easy day was yesterday…

    I’ll take Contestant Numbah 1 and the Patriot Chic to go please…dont bother wrapping them up.

    Oh and GM? According to my calculations its been seven yrs since you left Tx. Statue of Limitations is up on most offenses. Its probably safe for you to return. While there I will introduce to a like minded person (based upon todays poat), the honorable Radical Redneck (from Noo Yawk Citeh) and you guys can share fat BBW pics…….BASTID!

  9. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 11:16 am #

    HAHAHAHAhaha…..HAAAAAAAHAHAHAhhhahahahhahaa…. heh heh heh.

    I still have an office in Houston and I get down there quite often, since my parole officer insists I check in every 3 months, but who’s counting, amirite!?!

    Inside every big girl is a skinny girl just crying to get out – in contestant number 9’s case, I’m going to go with 3 skinny girls trying to get out.

  10. terribletroy March 11, 2014 at 11:21 am #

    I dont mind bolt on’s so much as long as they are proportional. Once they reach the “Stripper Feature Performer” size….Im like …”You plastic bitch”……

    Saw a chic once, she was billed as being 111 ZZZ…Triple Z! My buddy decided he had to have a picture. A single tit on this broad was bigger around than my buddies head! But the thing that struck me as funny at the time, was that when you spoke with her, she referred to her tits as if they werent attached. They were almost separate from her, like you could take one for a walk, or across the room if you wanted…

  11. terribletroy March 11, 2014 at 11:26 am #

    … calling a 4 x 5 storage rental in Houston a “office” is a bit of a leap……

  12. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 11:28 am #

    Yea, but I got some real nice pictures in it so it feels a little less… industrial.

  13. LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 11:46 am #

    Why is the whale still posted???

  14. LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 11:47 am #

    Updated with what? Hellfire on the eyes??

  15. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 12:01 pm #

    #4 previously had a little hooker on there with obvious bolt-ons that were a party foul upon further review.

  16. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 12:02 pm #

    The whale stays… for now.

  17. terribletroy March 11, 2014 at 12:41 pm #

    That Last Pic….makes ya kinda wanna hold up both arms and say “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” Or maybe chant…”The body of Christ compels you” over and over….

    I see how it is…..(walks away muttering bout beached whales and shit…..)

  18. LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 12:44 pm #

    No, it just makes me want to gouge my eyeballs.

  19. mrfixitou812 March 11, 2014 at 12:47 pm #

    Damn you sir! If I could figure out how to insert a pic into my comment, you would be in so much trouble, GML.
    Now I have to go through the rest of my work day half blind ( I closed one before permanent retinal damage could occur) !!

  20. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 12:54 pm #

    I will update the post this afternoon. I have to give it enough time for all 11 people that look at this blog to share in the joy that is our whale.

  21. luvbloodhounds March 11, 2014 at 12:56 pm #

    I am cracking my ass up at these comments! BAHAHAHAHA Troy, your last one was a goodun’! LMAO!!!

  22. luvbloodhounds March 11, 2014 at 12:58 pm #

    #6 in pink…two halves of a melon super glued on the chest…just sayin’ 😉

  23. LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 1:48 pm #

    Good call on #6, Luv 😀

  24. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 2:09 pm #

    I have updated the whale pic for information purposes.

  25. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 2:09 pm #

    Luv – me and #6 will pretend we didn’t hear that!

  26. luvbloodhounds March 11, 2014 at 2:10 pm #

    Hmmm…maybe whales should start eating more pineapple…just a thought

  27. luvbloodhounds March 11, 2014 at 2:13 pm #

    shhhh…Aggie knows things…very important things.

  28. LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 2:14 pm #

    *scratches beach off list*

  29. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 2:14 pm #

    What does that mean? Do we even know if whales don’t eat pineapples? Are there health benefits to eating pineapples that I am unaware of?

  30. luvbloodhounds March 11, 2014 at 2:16 pm #

    Oh there are many, many health benefits to eating pineapple…but MOSTLY it benefits others. 😉

  31. luvbloodhounds March 11, 2014 at 2:17 pm #

    I wish we could “like” comments on here (like on FB). I would hit the “like” button on Aggie’s last comment. LOL

  32. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 2:21 pm #

    I got a citation for scratching beaches without permission one time.

  33. MCPO Airdale March 11, 2014 at 3:07 pm #

    I find that this post makes my nether regions pulsate.

  34. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 3:10 pm #

    Chief! Chiseled out of your global warming yet?

  35. LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 4:24 pm #

    I find that this post makes my nether regions pulsate.

    *plays a tango on the hi-fi*

    Come sit by me 😀

  36. LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 3:29 pm #

    LUV!!!!

    I turned on the ratings!! WHOO HOO!!!

    Only thing I can turn on at my age, sadly 😀

    • luvbloodhounds March 11, 2014 at 4:04 pm #

      YOU FREAKIN’ ROCK, Girlfriend!! I lurves u! ❤

      • LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 4:25 pm #

        HAHAHAHAHA!!!

        Guys are gonna thud any second 😀

        • mrfixitou812 March 11, 2014 at 9:16 pm #

          *thud*

    • mrfixitou812 March 11, 2014 at 9:16 pm #

      Oh, I am sure there are many more things you can still turn on…

      • LC Aggie Sith March 12, 2014 at 7:31 am #

        Light switches. That’s it 😛

        • mrfixitou812 March 12, 2014 at 8:24 am #

          Coffee pot, blender, oven, machette salesmen, a certain Army Colonel… 😀

  37. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 3:41 pm #

    I love it!

    I mean, I like it.

  38. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 3:42 pm #

    This is almost like one of those real blogs now, except without all the good writing and humor.

  39. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 4:07 pm #

    Oh wow, we even have a “reply” button now!

    *”moooovin’ on up….* George Jefferson

  40. terribletroy March 11, 2014 at 4:26 pm #

    OOOOH Look! Two little button like things to play with……..

  41. LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 4:26 pm #

    Only the best for this here blog….

    • GMLand March 11, 2014 at 4:32 pm #

      *gives Aggie a free pat down*

  42. GMLand March 11, 2014 at 4:33 pm #

    *hides mouse*

    • LC Aggie Sith March 11, 2014 at 4:41 pm #

      NO FAIR!!!

      • GMLand March 11, 2014 at 4:44 pm #

        *releases mouse*

  43. terribletroy March 12, 2014 at 10:16 am #

    Ummmm…its Ten Hundred Hours Central Standard Time on Wednesday March 11, year of our Lord 2014 and IM NOT SEEING ANY WET T-SHIRT WEDNESDAY PICS!

    I am very disappointed that I have to question the professionalism of this Blog and its operators…. VERY DISAPPOINTED INDEED! Not to mention my eyes are lonely….

    • GMLand March 12, 2014 at 10:43 am #

      There is a brand new post up for your viewing pleasure.

  44. GMLand March 12, 2014 at 10:28 am #

    “I have to question the professionalism of this Blog and its operators…”

    I just now caught my breath from laughing! Thanks for the chuckles, Troy!

    a special NSFWish wet t-shirt Wednesday post is about to drop up in here!

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