Fourthsday!

27 Feb

Here are some thought shenanigans:

Generally speaking, a woman’s hotness is directly proportional to the number of times your wife calls her a whore.

Here it is 2014 and we’re not driving dragons? The future sickens me.

Blind snipers have no idea what they’re missing.

“Guys, I don’t think we should drink so much yesterday” – me on Sunday

I want transition lenses that turn black whenever someone starts talking to me.

Obese people are roll models.

If you see someone crying, ask if it’s because of their haircut.

It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing.

Let’s hope the zombie apocalypse doesn’t start in Kenya because there is no way any of us can outrun those fuckers.

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The FEMA camps are ready for you now, please proceed to the nearest provided vehicular transport to show you to your new home.

16 Responses to “Fourthsday!”

  1. GMLand February 27, 2014 at 9:58 am #

    *breaks arm patting self on back*

  2. LC Aggie Sith February 27, 2014 at 10:11 am #

    This poat needs bigger pics. Not bigger bewbs. You covered that well.

  3. GMLand February 27, 2014 at 10:20 am #

    better?

  4. LC Aggie Sith February 27, 2014 at 10:25 am #

    YES!!! I can now read Teh Funnehs!!

  5. LC Aggie Sith February 27, 2014 at 10:27 am #

    Don’t you say a word.

  6. GMLand February 27, 2014 at 10:31 am #

    Like I need to add to that.

  7. LC Aggie Sith February 27, 2014 at 11:28 am #

    SHUT UP YOU AREN’T MY DAD!!

  8. GMLand February 27, 2014 at 11:38 am #

    Good thing, I’m not into that incest stuff.

    How you doin?

  9. luvbloodhounds February 27, 2014 at 3:06 pm #

    Why am I suddenly thirsty for a big glass of milk? O.o

  10. GMLand February 27, 2014 at 3:13 pm #

    Looking at the dude in the Borat suit too much, are ya?

    *assumes Karate stance*

  11. luvbloodhounds February 27, 2014 at 3:16 pm #

    No, that made me want to poke my eyeballs out and hurl at the same time….

  12. GMLand February 27, 2014 at 3:18 pm #

    yea, I skimmed over it pretty quick to get to the goodies at the end of the post!

  13. terribletroy February 27, 2014 at 3:49 pm #

    ill take the one in the light blue…

  14. GMLand February 27, 2014 at 3:57 pm #

    Get in line bro!

  15. LC Aggie Sith February 28, 2014 at 1:58 pm #

    There are three women in light blue.

    Well done, Troy…well done 😀

  16. terribletroy February 28, 2014 at 3:40 pm #

    Thank You…….thankyouverymuch!

    ladies and Gentlemen….Elvis has left the Building!

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