Monday.

3 Feb

Football is over.

Pitchers and catchers don’t report for weeks.

Cold.

That moment when you and the driver next to you catch each other picking your noses and you both nod like you’re in a secret club.

Just watched an Asian toddler make a fully functional iPhone out of a piece of cheese and some copper.

I had the dream again, the one where I show up to a standardized test with a no.3 pencil.

I only go to porn sites because I’m addicted to computer viruses.

I’m going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those furners like it.

 

9 Responses to “Monday.”

  1. GMLand February 3, 2014 at 2:12 pm #

    Phoning it in? What makes you say that?!

  2. luvbloodhounds February 3, 2014 at 2:41 pm #

    Don’t EVEN talk about cold…Weather forecast for BFE predicting anywhere from 6 to 10 inches begining tomorrow morning. and yes, unfortunately I am speaking of snow…

  3. GMLand February 3, 2014 at 5:06 pm #

    We have had record low temps here and no snow this winter.

    POLAR VORTEX DROUGHT!

  4. LC Aggie Sith February 4, 2014 at 7:58 am #

    It got down to 40* with wind chill of 31* yesterday.

    *plays smallest violin*

  5. LC Aggie Sith February 4, 2014 at 7:58 am #

    Also, it’s TUESDAY now!

    And aren’t you glad I didn’t rub the Seahawks’ victory in your face??

  6. Jay in Ames February 4, 2014 at 8:05 am #

    We have an inch of global warming on the ground, with 6 or more expected later.

    At least there’s only 3-4 inches expected at home. So I got that going for me.

  7. Jay in Ames February 4, 2014 at 8:06 am #

    Seahawk is good smoked. So is Bronco.

  8. GMLand February 4, 2014 at 9:19 am #

    Thank goodness its Tuesday, that Monday just wasn’t working for me.

  9. GMLand February 4, 2014 at 9:21 am #

    re: Seahawks victory.

    I just really thought the Broncos were going to win. Much like I thought Romney was going to win. As you can see… I’ve been wrong before.

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