Mis-remembered music lyrics

23 Jan

We’ve all done it. Howling out our favorite hip hop tune in the shower while shaving our back hair, right? And then the spouse walks in and says, “what was that last line you just sang?”. And you’re all like, “uh, you know, the song… that part where it goes, ” Come on ride the train, erotic…””. And she’s like, “you idiot, that’s not how it goes!” and “momma told me you were a moron!” and “you stole my best years…!” and so on.

So, what’s the most damage you’ve done or heard done to a song? I’m not afraid to post a boob pic or 3 if it helps get the thread going!

OK, fine! Here…

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I remember my college roommate squealing along to the Cult’s – I love Lorraine, man did that make me convulse with laughter hearing that idiot mess that one up.

15 Responses to “Mis-remembered music lyrics”

  1. GMLand January 23, 2014 at 9:37 am #

    I give this post 11 selfies!

  2. luvbloodhounds January 23, 2014 at 10:00 am #

    Well, let’s get one thing perfectly clear first. I do NOT shave my back hair…especially in the winter (adds that extra layer of warmth, you know.)
    I will share my favorite mis-remembered lyric ever…the classic Elton John tune, “Hold me close and tie me down sir…”
    And one more comment. Ummm, the young lady in the picture you posted…Crickey!!! Her poor back…

  3. GMLand January 23, 2014 at 10:06 am #

    The famous Jimi Hendrix line of, “excuse me while I kiss this guy”.

    The young lady I posted is an artist I tell you… ARTIST!

  4. Jay in Ames January 23, 2014 at 12:30 pm #

    My high school friend’s mom used to think J Geils Band “Freeze Frame” was Grease Rag.

    No idea why.

  5. GMLand January 23, 2014 at 1:59 pm #

    Your friend’s mom was obviously snorting mushrooms in the 80s.

  6. LC Aggie Sith January 23, 2014 at 2:13 pm #

    The famous Jimi Hendrix line of, “excuse me while I kiss this guy”.

    WINNAH!!!

    But only because I could never make sense of “Blinded by the Light”.

  7. GMLand January 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm #

    “revved up like a douche…”

    Everyone got that one wrong!! LOL

  8. LC Aggie Sith January 23, 2014 at 2:36 pm #

    Does a douche rev up?

    *mystery of life*

  9. GMLand January 23, 2014 at 2:49 pm #

    “Does a douche rev up?”

    You just broke google and bing with that question.

  10. MCPO Airdale January 23, 2014 at 3:11 pm #

    It’s, “Hold me closer, Tony Danza”!!

  11. LC Aggie Sith January 23, 2014 at 4:01 pm #

    TONY DANZA FTW!!

  12. Jay in Ames January 23, 2014 at 5:33 pm #

    What about that Celo Green song?

    Fuck you!

    What, I got that right?

  13. LC Aggie Sith January 24, 2014 at 1:12 pm #

    DING DING DING!!!

  14. GMLand January 24, 2014 at 2:18 pm #

    Friday greetings, peasants!

  15. LC Aggie Sith January 24, 2014 at 4:24 pm #

    It is freezing and I think my toes broke off but I can’t be sure.

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