Just thoughts…

3 Jan

– Someone fell asleep next to me on the plane so I’m drawing penises on their forehead. Let this be a warning to all sleepy toddlers out there.

– Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?

– Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen.

– I don’t understand how USB plugs are always upside-down the first time you try to plug them in and ALSO THE SECOND TIME.

– Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?

– I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats.

– If you shout “I am a STRONG BLACK woman” in front of the mirror enough times then security comes and drags you out of the Gap changing room.

**meditation break**

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**break over**

– Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullshit!

– Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles.

– Yahoo answers is my primary care physician

*updated for those in cold weather states*

kelly brook blue

33 Responses to “Just thoughts…”

  1. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 11:28 am #

    Genius!

  2. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 11:32 am #

    You salt fucker, you!

  3. chwilcox January 3, 2014 at 11:34 am #

    Nothing about Feldspar?

  4. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 11:37 am #

    Monkey deadbolt pond feldspar.

    There, I knew I left something out.

  5. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 11:39 am #

    Feldspar is cool. I prefer white phosphorus. Moar shiny.

  6. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 11:44 am #

    *sends Aggie to the room with the geology kids*

  7. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 11:48 am #

    Heh 😛

    As an aside, you really, REALLY like that chick, don’t you, GML??

  8. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 11:49 am #

    well, der.

  9. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 12:16 pm #

    Nice update….

  10. luvbloodhounds January 3, 2014 at 12:17 pm #

    Meditation break??? Didn’t you mean MediCATION break??

  11. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 12:22 pm #

    Luv -if you mean medication with little blue pills… none needed!

  12. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 12:24 pm #

    I think LBH meant Xanax 😉

  13. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 12:25 pm #

    Aggie, who let you out of the Geology room?

  14. luvbloodhounds January 3, 2014 at 12:26 pm #

    Now how did I know you were gonna say that?? And I would still like to know how that chick is keeping that blue swimsuit (if you can call it a swimsuit) on?!? Things like that bug the Shit outta me!

  15. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 12:27 pm #

    I’m actually a little angry at whatever is holding it up. I mean, come on, physics!

  16. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 12:29 pm #

    I was told there would be no math.

  17. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 12:29 pm #

    Luv – do you have one like it that does not stay up like that?!

    *wrings hands waiting*

  18. luvbloodhounds January 3, 2014 at 12:30 pm #

    Yes, Aggie! Or his Clozapine… 😉

  19. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 12:30 pm #

    the math will be contained to simple word problems.

    1. If GML was alone on the beach with the girl in the pic above, how long until he is apologizing for making a mess in the nice blue water? Solve for pi.

  20. luvbloodhounds January 3, 2014 at 12:31 pm #

    Pffft! Mine is red…

  21. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 12:31 pm #

    3.2 nanoseconds, if that.

  22. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 12:32 pm #

    Clozapine?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  23. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 12:33 pm #

    Red….

    *bruises face on corner of desk as I fall down*

  24. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 12:34 pm #

    Aggie –

    nuh uh

  25. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 12:35 pm #

    *gives GML a steak for his black eye*

  26. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 12:43 pm #

    mmmm, steak.

  27. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 12:59 pm #

    I can cook that for you. Just hold still.

    *fires up welding torch*

  28. mrfixitou812 January 3, 2014 at 1:14 pm #

    Mr GML, there are a couple gentlemen in the front office here to see you about a jacket fitting… they do have tailored lab coats on.

  29. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2014 at 1:20 pm #

    Does the jacket have a lot of buckles, and really long sleeves? Because that’s the trend right now.

  30. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 1:20 pm #

    give em the latest issue of Highlights and tell them I’ll be right out. I’m looking for more… um, updates.

  31. GMLand January 3, 2014 at 5:23 pm #

    Have yourself a merry little weekend..!

  32. Jay in Ames January 5, 2014 at 4:15 pm #

    Youse guys are funneh!

  33. GMLand January 6, 2014 at 9:53 am #

    Who’s turn is it??!

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