YAY!!! SCHOOL ROOLZ!!!

27 Aug

Thank you, oh Lord, for making someone smart enough in the school district to start school before Labor Day.

Because they need to learn from the best of the best. SIR!! And when you go back, remember to make sure to stop at the registrar’s office:

Just to make sure all of your records are legible and in order.

Educational aides are essential, aren’t they?

Our school workers are among the most literate in the world!!! Just remember that, if you point how literate they are, you may end up here:

Have a great week!! I’m sure as hell going to enjoy mine!! 😀

Update! Baiting Deer is Illegal!

37 Responses to “YAY!!! SCHOOL ROOLZ!!!”

  1. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 8:53 am #

    Hukt on foniks werked 4 me!

  2. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 10:50 am #

    FrankJ makes me laugh:

  3. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 10:51 am #
  4. LC Aggie Sith August 27, 2012 at 10:57 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    FrankJ, Treacher, and IowaHawk all kill me 😀

  5. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 11:12 am #

    Anyone buy spices online? I have to get peppercorns.

    Amazon has free 1 day shipping til Sept 15, if you use Discover. Enter promo code DSCVRFSP and select 1 day shipping, and use discover card.

    • LC Aggie Sith August 27, 2012 at 11:14 am #

      I do, but only Penzeys.

      http://www.penzeys.com/

      I think you can get Penzeys through Amazon, though.

    • LC Aggie Sith August 27, 2012 at 11:16 am #

      Looks like Penzeys has free shipping on orders of $30 or more, too!

  6. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 11:20 am #

    There’s a penzey’s in Des Moines, worth a trip down there?

  7. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 11:21 am #

    Whoa, expensive! hahaha

    • LC Aggie Sith August 27, 2012 at 11:28 am #

      Yeah, pricey, but I have never been disappointed. Of course, I get stuff you can’t find in the grocery store. I wouldn’t buy black pepper or salt through them 😀

  8. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 11:34 am #

    My favorite pepper is the 4 peppercorn blend. 2 oz is $7 locally. I just found 16oz for 13.19 on amazon. Penzey’s was $35 for 7.7 oz. Yeah, I don’t think so.

    • LC Aggie Sith August 27, 2012 at 11:39 am #

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

      I would pass, too 😀

  9. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 27, 2012 at 11:55 am #

    It wouldn’t be the first day of school without this perennial gem – my all-time favorite commercial:

  10. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 27, 2012 at 11:56 am #

    Today is DD#3′s 20th birthday. We should have known that we were in for trouble when we saw her hospital baby picture:

    We laugh at it now, but the first time I saw it, I thought it was just awful, because she was such a sweet, sweet cuddlebug…..

    (Other kids get presents for their birthday – mine get embarassing blog posts written about them. Click on my name to go to today’s post)

  11. clintbird August 27, 2012 at 11:58 am #

    Because this week marks the 7th anniversary of Hurrican Katrina, I present this oldie goldie for your enlightenment:

    http://clintbird.blogspot.com/2005/09/good-news-about-michael-moore.html

  12. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

    Joe Biden just sent me a message:

    Jay —

    The pundits and talking heads are talking about how badly we’re being outraised by the other side. You’ve heard it from us, too.

    Three months in a row, Mitt Romney and the Republican Party have trounced our fundraising totals. And, along with allied outside groups, they’re using that cash to try to obliterate our side on the airwaves, outspending us in some battleground states by margins of up to three to one.

    The pundits are saying this is how we could lose the election. You know what I say?

    When you get knocked down, get up. There’s no quit in America. There’s nothing we can’t do.

    This week isn’t just the Republican National Convention — it’s also the biggest fundraising deadline this campaign has seen, and one of the last. President Obama and I are counting on you.

    Please make a donation of $5 or more today:

    Wonder if he knows that Romney hasn’t been spending that money.

    Yet.

  13. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 12:43 pm #

    Hehe. From 2-1 to 3-1. We are increasing our lead.

    If I’m this giddy now, I can’t imagine what Thursday night will be like for me.

  14. LC Aggie Sith August 27, 2012 at 12:48 pm #

    I bet Mrs. J’Ames will be reaping the rewards 😀

    *reads CB’s blog post*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 12:53 pm #

    She has a Dr. appointment, to get her neck surgery scheduled, so, no.

    But, that appt is a blessing on it’s own, as the last Dr. wouldn’t even consider it. So, she’s spent a year in pain cuz her last Dr. is an ass who goes off of year old MRIs.

    *end rant.

    for now.

  16. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

    *posts link of blog wallpaper at TiFW’s place, just to stir things up.

  17. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

    update added

  18. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 27, 2012 at 2:13 pm #

    *posts link of blog wallpaper at TiFW’s place, just to stir things up.

    I know where you live.

    If my dear, sweet mother sees that at my place, she’s gonna know where you live, too……

    (Let’s just say that I get more than my stunning good looks from the woman, IYKWIMAITTYD. You’ve been warned.)

  19. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 2:17 pm #

    Of COURSE you know where I live, it’s in my name!

    Silly TiFW. Being all threatening, and shit.

  20. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 27, 2012 at 2:27 pm #

    I’m not the one who’s gonna be makin’ the trip, Cornboy.

    I’m sendin’ my momma.
    She’ll have a few choice words to say to you about those nasty pictures you put up in the thread celebrating the date of her beloved granddaughter’s birth.

    I may even send her by Aggie’s house first – to pick up a machete or two…..

  21. LC Aggie Sith August 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm #

    Shit…did I miss the wallpaper???

  22. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 27, 2012 at 2:45 pm #

    Of course, I’m gonna hafta send her a recent picture of Jay –

    Otherwise, she’ll be looking for a black man in a naval uniform carrying a tray of drinks, and I don’t think there are many of those walking the streets of Ames, Iowa….

    • LC Aggie Sith August 27, 2012 at 2:46 pm #

      If you have a link to the wallpaper and a recent pic of J’Ames, please send to {redacted} ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

      (Heh!)

  23. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 2:47 pm #

    aggie, just this wallpaper at this dump. TiFW once said she can’t send her family here because of it.

    • LC Aggie Sith August 27, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Jay in Ames August 27, 2012 at 3:13 pm #

    One should always be prepared. So, if someone asks you what the main difference is between Obama supporters, and Romney supporters, instead of stammering, stuttering and looking for an answer, just tell them that most Romney supporters sign their checks on the front, and most Obama supporters sign their checks on the back.

  25. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 27, 2012 at 5:06 pm #

    Well, that – and Romney supporters hang out in houses of ill repute ON THE INTERWEBZ…..

  26. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 28, 2012 at 3:08 pm #

    Heh. DD#3 and The Boy are playing some interactive game on teh Interwebz.

    I’ve been listening in (she’s in the same room), and it’s funny to hear her telling him what to do from 3000 miles away….

    Who knew that “nagging” could be an international pastime?

    • LC Aggie Sith August 28, 2012 at 3:22 pm #

      HA! And so it begins 😉

  27. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 28, 2012 at 4:31 pm #

    Have fun:

    .
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/08/28/former-clinton-aide-donna-brazille-worried-about-texas-gun-owners/

  28. Jay in Ames August 28, 2012 at 11:13 pm #

    Great ending to the first night of the RNC. Ann Romney and Chris Christie absolutely knocked it out of the park.

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