Thursday Truisms

10 May

Seeing a spider isn’t the problem. When it disappears, that’s the problem.

Feet are used to find Legos™ in the dark.

Shins are used to find sharp corners in the dark.

Sarcasm can fail when it is so advanced that it makes you sound stupid.

“This won’t hurt a bit” is a lie. So is “You won’t feel a thing.”


Just remember, there is always consolation.

 

Hope y’all have a great day!!! 😉

35 Responses to “Thursday Truisms”

  1. LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 8:56 am #

    Been a while since we had some purdy gals on display here.

    Also, GOOD MORNING!!!!

  2. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 10, 2012 at 9:14 am #

    See also: Lugar, Richard; Hatch, Orrin

    A Message For Senator Lindsey Graham….. http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1J7

  3. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 10, 2012 at 9:14 am #

    Oh, and that “truism” also applies to large roaches and snakes…..

  4. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 9:54 am #

    Snakes are fine, roaches don’t eat much.

  5. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 9:56 am #

    Nice work on the ladies, too! Pretty soon someone will be running through the poat with scissors!

  6. LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 9:57 am #

    Yeah, I’m counting on it, J’Ames 😀

  7. LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 10:06 am #

    And for those of you that like sangria, I have a recipe at H&B and Sithy. A very good one, and very easy, too!

  8. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 10:10 am #

    I saw that, and it doesn’t look overly sweet, which would make it more palatable than some recipes.

  9. LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 10:15 am #

    That’s why they use the dry red wine, J’Ames. It was sweet, don’t get me wrong, but you could taste the wine. It wasn’t overpowered.

  10. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 10, 2012 at 10:22 am #

    How do you get the “follow-up” comments box unchecked without having to worry about it?

  11. LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 10:25 am #

    I think you have to do that at every blog you comment, before you comment. If you get email notifications, click on the manage settings and it takes you to a WP page, then click unfollow.

    I think…

  12. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 10:43 am #

    That’s what I do, aggie. Haven’t found the default setting, either.

    • LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 10:55 am #

      *stabs WP in the eye with a hot poker*

  13. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 11:00 am #

    Cool vid of an incoming home run ball: http://t.co/1nz44W3g

  14. LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 11:48 am #

    Already have poat ready to go for tomorrow. Feel free to peruse, copy, add to, whatever 😀

  15. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 12:33 pm #

    Oh wow, I didn’t catch that the supposed Romney 1965 hair cutting victim died in 2004, and never mentioned the incident to his family.

  16. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 12:36 pm #

    Real world bullying.

  17. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

    Anyway, back to how this One Prank destroyed this man’s life forever and led to his Suicide By Natural Causes 46 years later.

    Wow, that’s just poetry.

  18. LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 1:21 pm #

    You have a linkie, J’Ames? Because this is Greek to me.

  19. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm #

    http://minx.cc/?post=329143

    Romney cut someone’s hair in high school. And it’s a big deal, somehow, because gay marriage.

  20. LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 1:27 pm #

    Oh, for shit’s sake…

  21. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

    BOOM!

    http://thetalkofthetimes.wordpress.com/2012/05/10/obama-bullied-a-girl/

    Did anyone ever read this book? Sure doesn’t seem like anyone on the left did.

  22. LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 2:13 pm #

    Oh, I’m SURE they did. But that’s not bullying. That’s what the left calls “standing up for yourself”.

  23. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 2:24 pm #

    True. Conservatives call it “hitting a girl”.

  24. terribletroy May 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm #

    P

  25. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 4:51 pm #

  26. terribletroy May 10, 2012 at 5:11 pm #

    I have leveled up and am now known as “Dances with Chainsaws.” I carry the scissors in my boot. I keep em in case I see some long haired pussy that needs knocked down and a haircut. Seems that Bama is a bit peeossed at Biden. Seems this was going to be part of the october sweeps smear to rally the (insert whatever fucking acronym the homos are calling themselves this week). This shit is hilarious. Why I can’t tell you how much it upsets me to think that Romney led a rabid mob, hunted down this “quiet & sensitive” recent tansfer and physically assaulted him by holding him down and cutting his hair. The poor creature was so traumatized that he never spoke of it again…..allow me to check my “giveafuck” meter….meter says…..NOPE! Bzzzzzzzz . I probably wouldn’t give a fuck if he did it last week. See the thing is, Romney is not a COMMUNIST and seeing as Bama is……I kinda gotta go with the NOT a Communist candidate.

    My son once asked me how I knew there was a god. My reply…..BOOBIES.

  27. Jay in Ames May 10, 2012 at 5:12 pm #

  28. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 10, 2012 at 7:25 pm #

    My take on the Obama/Gay Marriage deal:

    Mr. Obama Supports Gay Marriage. Big Whoop.

    http://is.gd/kNdWY2

    Even though my daughter is gay, I do not approve of Gay Marriage – because I know that the activists don’t want to “get married”, they want the churches to be REQUIRED to marry them, even though it goes against their belief system.

    If they would just STFU about that and come to a peaceable solution, I think the country would go, “Meh. Whatever.” (and honestly, that is how DD#2 and her girlfriend act)

    But noooooo –

    Fine.
    Bring it.

  29. roamingfirehydrant May 10, 2012 at 7:30 pm #

    If you’d like me to turn off the follow-up comment thing entirely, I know how to do that now.

    • LC Aggie Sith May 10, 2012 at 8:57 pm #

      Oh, please? And could you tell us how to do it for our other blogs??

  30. roamingfirehydrant May 10, 2012 at 9:03 pm #

    Dashboard -> Settings -> Discussion -> scroll down and unclick “Show a ‘follow comments” option in the comment form” -> scroll down and save changes. Voila.

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