Signs at the Office

20 Apr






Update #2, Bubba returns!

TGIF! Have a good one!

58 Responses to “Signs at the Office”

  1. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 9:17 am #

    Good morning!

    Yesterday, in my plans for career hari kari, I came across the solution to my project problem!

    Implementation is today, testing follows. Afterwards, comes a wonderful weekend of beer drinking, baseball, and sites I shouldn’t visit on the internet (allegedly)!

  2. clintbird April 20, 2012 at 9:30 am #

    An important update has been added to this poat.

  3. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 9:31 am #

    Nice one!

  4. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 9:31 am #

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’ The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, ‘It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

  5. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 9:38 am #

    An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha ‘S
    Vineyard. She slipped and fell.
    Obama, who was behind her by chance, helped her to get up promptly. She
    thanked him, and he answered
    “It was a pleasure to help you. Don’t you recognize me? I am your
    President. Are you going to vote for me in the next election ? ”
    The elderly woman laughed and replied:
    ”You know … I fell on my ass … Not on my head….. “

  6. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 9:59 am #

    Only a few more comments, and I’ll overtake aggie on the leaderboard.

  7. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 10:00 am #

    So you’re all subjected to weak jokes, and filler comments.

  8. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 10:06 am #

    Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.

  9. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 10:13 am #

    One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the misbehaving that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

    When the angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

    God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

    Do you know what the e-mail said?

    Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn’t get one either ….

  10. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 10:17 am #

    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

    The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense”.

    The man walks up to him and says, “I didn’t know you were into earrings.”

    “Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring,” he replies sheepishly.

    His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, “So, how long have you been wearing one?”

    “Ever since my wife found it in my truck.”

  11. GMLand April 20, 2012 at 10:20 am #

    I got it. God used a lot of emoticons to convey his displeasure with all you cretins.

  12. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:29 am #

    Holy shit, J’Ames….

  13. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:29 am #

    What do you mean, overtake me on comments??

  14. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:29 am #

    I have made that many??

  15. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:30 am #

    Does that mean I have NO LIFE???

  16. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:30 am #

    I feel like committing hari kari.

  17. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:30 am #

    Thanks for the inspiration, J’Ames.

  18. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:30 am #

    You are a true friend.

  19. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:31 am #

    I have to admit, I laughed at every pic and every joke on this poat.

  20. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:32 am #

    But someone should fix the youboob linkie in the poat.

  21. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:32 am #

    I’m too tired to do so.

  22. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:32 am #

    FINE!!!!

  23. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:33 am #

    I’ll fix the damn link.

  24. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:35 am #

    THERE!!!!

  25. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:35 am #

    Happy now??

  26. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:36 am #

    Ok, time to get my ass in gear.

  27. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:36 am #

    My work here is done.

  28. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:37 am #

    But my patio awaits.

  29. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 10:37 am #

    Laterz!!

  30. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 10:58 am #

    Haha, nicely done!

    I put the youboob link in, but was unable to view it. Thanks for fixing!

  31. The Queen April 20, 2012 at 11:00 am #

    Y’all make the Queen smile 🙂

  32. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 11:00 am #

    Hey, I never got my review of the new Evanescense album!

    I WANT MY MONEY BACK! (for the review, haven’t bought the album)

  33. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 11:07 am #

    I am taking a break from work, and looked at the news, and may have to go Feminist hunting now:

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/20/activists-outraged-by-lego-line-for-girls-to-meet-with-company-executives/

  34. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 11:15 am #

    What are they mad about? Mommy goes to the doctor for bolt ons, too!

  35. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 11:18 am #

    Apparently they are pissed off because ZOMG!!! the girl figures have nice hair and curves and ZOMG AGAIN!!! they can go to a beauty parlor.

    I’m buying three or four whole sets to donate 😀

  36. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 11:20 am #

    Oh come on, I worked in a bolt on joke, and NO COMMENT?

    I didn’t get a Harumph outta that guy!

  37. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:31 am #

    No, they’re pissed off because the Lego girls are prettier than they are.

    Duh.

  38. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:32 am #

    It’s Friday, so I put up a funny post at my place:

    http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/why-i-keep-him-around/

  39. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:33 am #

    It even has an obscure movie reference and everything.

  40. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:33 am #

    How many comments do I have to make to set the new record?

  41. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:34 am #

    ‘Cuz the rolling thunder, lightning, and OMG!!!!HAIL!!!!! woke all of us up at 5:00 this morning.

  42. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:34 am #

    Which meant that Rebecca came tearing into our room.

  43. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:35 am #

    And the dogs freaked out.

  44. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:36 am #

    And it would have been fine if it had just been rain, but the hail was really loud and kept hitting the windows and I was afraid we were going to have one or more of them break.

  45. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:36 am #

    Not to mention damage to the cars and the roof.

  46. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:37 am #

    Holy crap – Aggie made 18 comments in a row?

    You win – I’m not that creative…..

  47. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 11:38 am #

    *waits for J’Ames/Aggie to come back and find almost 50 comments on this crappy poat*

  48. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 11:39 am #

    Important update! re: Bubba’s return added!

  49. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 11:40 am #

    Crappy poat? Why I oughtta!

  50. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 11:41 am #

    Keep it up, TiFW, only 96 to take the lead.

  51. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 11:43 am #

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Awesome update!

  52. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 11:43 am #

    I love Obama’s facepalm, too.

  53. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 2:01 pm #

    That picture is one for the ages, J’Ames….. 😛

    The TiFW’s washer and dryer have arrived, and installation is imminent!

  54. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    Just make sure Mr. TIFW gets first crack at her 😆

  55. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm #

    Day is done, gone the sun,
    From the lake, from the hills, from the sky;
    All is well, safely rest, God is nigh.

    Rest in peace, sweet poat.

  56. terribletroy April 20, 2012 at 6:12 pm #

    * dances through poat with a pair of scissors in both hands wearing a trench coat, fedora, & big nose glasses.*

  57. LC Aggie Sith April 20, 2012 at 6:27 pm #

    You better be nekkid under that trench coat, Troy!!

  58. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 20, 2012 at 6:48 pm #

    The washer and dryer have been installed – with the pedestals below, they are almost as tall as me….

    They’re HUGE.

    The nice thing is that now we won’t have to bend down to do laundry anymore.
    We’re just gonna have to figure out how to fit in the bathroom to actually DO the laundry….. 😛

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