To Do List for Today

19 Apr

I was très busy yesterday cleaning house rather randomly, so I decided to do a list of things I still need to accomplish today while I’m out and about.

  1. Wear a shirt that says “LIFE”, and hand out lemons.
  2. Hire two private investigators, and get them to follow each other.
  3. Make white chocolate pudding, put it in a mayo jar, and eat it in public.
  4. Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I suppose you are all wondering why I gathered you here today.”
  5. Run into store and ask what year it is. When answered, yell out “IT WORKED!!!”

And for the lurkers here:

Now, go pretend you are John Cena, and give Today a piledriver or three!!

Have a good one!! 😀

30 Responses to “To Do List for Today”

  1. LC Aggie Sith April 19, 2012 at 7:36 am #

    GOOD MORNING, WANKERS!!!!

  2. roamingfirehydrant April 19, 2012 at 8:14 am #

    Good morning, Aggie and other wankers!

  3. roamingfirehydrant April 19, 2012 at 8:45 am #

    Any Jazz sightings lately? I keep hoping he’s opened his mail.

  4. roamingfirehydrant April 19, 2012 at 9:00 am #

    Work time!

    • LC Aggie Sith April 19, 2012 at 9:19 am #

      No Jazz sightings, unfortunately. But if I recall, I think he did open the mail.

  5. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 19, 2012 at 9:42 am #

    Well, I had Mr. TiFW fuss at me because I got the computer security thingie that the Dell people were pitching to me; it was reasonably priced, though, and this way he doesn’t have to mess with it.

    Then he felt bad because he stressed me out (on top of all of the other stress from having to deal with rebooting the computer), ‘cuz he knows that stress makes my MG even worse.

    My right eye was practically shut by the time he got home (even after taking my meds) – I went up to bed MUCH earlier than normal…..

    On the bright side, I’m getting a lot more books read these days…. 😛

  6. Jay in Ames April 19, 2012 at 9:52 am #

    Security? Pay? What’s wrong with Avast, or Microsoft security essentials?

  7. Jay in Ames April 19, 2012 at 9:53 am #

    If you don’t like rebooting the computer, do what aggie says, get Linux.

    • LC Aggie Sith April 19, 2012 at 9:58 am #

      And I love Avast on the Windows laptop. I have never had a problem, either.

  8. Jay in Ames April 19, 2012 at 10:04 am #

    AVG is good security wise, it’s just a resource hog. I’m partial to the Microsoft Security Essentials.

  9. GMLand April 19, 2012 at 11:38 am #

    sup.

  10. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 19, 2012 at 11:42 am #

    *bbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppp!*

    [This message truncated by AVG hogging my resources…and bogarting the covers at night]

  11. Jay in Ames April 19, 2012 at 12:18 pm #

    AVG doesn’t need covers. It keeps warm by spinning the cpu over and over.

  12. Car in April 19, 2012 at 12:33 pm #

    well well well

  13. Jay in Ames April 19, 2012 at 12:35 pm #

    Hey, who’s the new gal?

  14. Car in April 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm #

    Hi, I’m new here. Is there some sort of initiation?

  15. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 19, 2012 at 12:39 pm #

    Hi, I’m new here. Is there some sort of initiation?

    That depends. Are you shy?

  16. Car in April 19, 2012 at 12:41 pm #

    That depends. Are you shy?

    I covered this at the h2. I’m not “shy”. I’m “insecure.”

  17. Jay in Ames April 19, 2012 at 12:45 pm #

    Then being in the barrell shouldn’t bother you a bit.

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 19, 2012 at 12:46 pm #

    Oh. Well, in that case, I’ll turn you over to Pledgemaster Aggie.

    Wear the googles. We’re fresh outta eye pads.

  19. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 19, 2012 at 12:48 pm #

    Then being in the barrell shouldn’t bother you a bit.

    *looks at calendar*

    It’s Thursday. It’s GLand’s turn to be in the barrel.

  20. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 19, 2012 at 2:34 pm #

    Why do you think he showed up? GMLand LOVES being in the barrel…..

  21. clintbird April 19, 2012 at 2:35 pm #

    I would like to go on record here as saying Carin’s ass is as spectacular here as it is at H2.

    fin

  22. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 19, 2012 at 2:37 pm #

    Security? Pay? What’s wrong with Avast, or Microsoft security essentials?

    *feels eyelid starting to shut*

    Don’t make me come up to Iowa…… 😛

  23. clintbird April 19, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

    *Counts to 100 … still haven’t reached the real number of people I know who’s famous last words were, “Avast, AVG, or MS Security Essentials work great.” … just before the godzilla virus ate their computer.* I’ve used Norton 360 and its earlier versions for years and have nver had so much as a malware infection much less a virus problem.

  24. Jay in Ames April 19, 2012 at 3:31 pm #

    Uh huh, right CB. Most likely it wasn’t the virus that got them.

  25. LC Aggie Sith April 19, 2012 at 4:15 pm #

    Wow…. I go off to do my list and come back to this.

    *puts “LIFE” shirt back on*

  26. GMLand April 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm #

    barrel? I am not knowing what barrel you speak of.

  27. Jay in Ames April 20, 2012 at 9:15 am #

    Knu Poat!

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