So Glad I Have a Dog

18 Apr

Because this would happen to me. I’m sure of it.

Have a great Wednesday!!! 😀

14 Responses to “So Glad I Have a Dog”

  1. LC Aggie Sith April 18, 2012 at 10:17 am #

    GOOD MORNING PEASANTS!!!!

  2. Jay in Ames April 18, 2012 at 10:23 am #

    Just when I was about to put together a poat, you come up with THIS?

    Really?

    Nicely done!

    • LC Aggie Sith April 18, 2012 at 11:04 am #

      No standards like low standards!! 😉

  3. Jay in Ames April 18, 2012 at 11:24 am #

    I’m dying at all the Obama dog jokes. The Ace poetry thread shouldn’t be missed.

  4. Jay in Ames April 18, 2012 at 1:59 pm #

    Hmm, think the moderate Democrats still like being referred to as “Blue Dogs”? Maybe it’s threatening now, in the current climate of discourse.

  5. LC Aggie Sith April 18, 2012 at 2:14 pm #

    Well, Blue Dogs are rare, and thus enjoy Endangered Species status.

    Yellow Dogs, however… 😉

  6. Jay in Ames April 18, 2012 at 2:20 pm #

    From the comments at Ace’s:

    A friend of mine has a huge Labrador Retriever. It eats a lot, and we
    went to the store to buy a large bag of dog food. We were in line to check out
    and a woman behind him asked if he had a dog.

    The “what a moron!” look on my buddy’s face was priceless, and I knew
    what it meant: he was going to toy with her. He told her that no, he was
    starting The Purina Diet again although he probably shouldn’t — he said he had
    ended up in the hospital last time, but that he’d lost 50 pounds before he
    awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs
    in both arms.

    He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
    works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
    two every time you feel hungry. He said that the food is nutritionally complete
    so he was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
    enthralled with his story, particularly a big tall guy who was behind the
    woman.

    Horrified, she asked why he ended up in the hospital — had the Purina made
    him sick? He told her no; he’d been sitting in the middle of the street licking
    his balls and a car hit him.

    The woman turned fire-engine red, and I helped the tall guy up off the
    floor.

  7. LC Aggie Sith April 18, 2012 at 2:44 pm #

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  8. The Queen April 18, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

    My cats are notorious for walking across, sitting on, sleeping on, pressing random keys on the computer. Poor Buttercup can hardly do her homework! They miss her so much during the day that they just can’t get close enough to her when she comes home!

  9. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 18, 2012 at 6:17 pm #

    Holy crap – ya get one nasty virus on your computer, and you spend the rest of the day with tech support reloading the whole damn thing.

    Hopefully we got everything squared away.

    How can something like that be so exhausting?

    • LC Aggie Sith April 18, 2012 at 6:20 pm #

      I have one word for you, Teresa:

      LINUX!!

  10. agiledog April 18, 2012 at 9:55 pm #

    Linux is a derivative of Unix. Unix comes in two flavors – ATT and BSD. Two things of note came out of Berkley – BSD and LSD. This is not a coincidence.

    • LC Aggie Sith April 18, 2012 at 10:00 pm #

      *rubs AD behind the ears*

  11. lclintsp April 18, 2012 at 11:27 pm #

    Norton Security Suite, TiFW. Haven’t had a seconds problems like yours EVAH.

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