News You Can Use

9 Apr



Have a great Monday!

33 Responses to “News You Can Use”

  1. Jay in Ames April 9, 2012 at 10:05 am #

    Such a wealth of knowledge we are.

    Well, The Chive is, at least.

  2. The Queen April 9, 2012 at 10:17 am #

    It’s amazing how much I can learn this early on a Monday!

  3. LC Aggie Sith April 9, 2012 at 10:23 am #

    It’s amazing how many of these I have used….

    GOOD MORNING!!!

  4. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 9, 2012 at 11:39 am #

    What happened to the 24th floor?

    I blame Car in.

  5. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 9, 2012 at 11:48 am #

    My dad forwarded this to me in an e-mail last week – I was amazed that all of these were in The Chive; I always thought they were a satire site.

    Here’s a Monday morning funny, courtesy of Car in (warning – go pee first):

  6. Jay in Ames April 9, 2012 at 12:19 pm #

    Well, where do you think I get these poat ideas? Surely you didn’t think I dream them up on my own, didja?

  7. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 9, 2012 at 2:39 pm #

    I wasn’t being snarky, J’Ames – I just thought it was kinds funny.

    ‘Cuz my dad is not what you would call “Internet Chatty”.
    I’m always surprised when he passes stuff along like that!

  8. LC Aggie Sith April 9, 2012 at 3:00 pm #

    Great….looks like WP is having an update.

  9. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 9, 2012 at 3:02 pm #

    Gaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!
    My eyes, my eyes:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/04/09/occupier-charged-with-shaking-his-wee-wee-at-children/

    What makes this even weirder is that “he” identifies as a “she”…..

  10. Jay in Ames April 9, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

    WP = WordPress, or WickedPinto?

    Either one could be disastrous.

  11. LC Aggie Sith April 9, 2012 at 4:55 pm #

    WordPuke, J’Ames. Have you noticed the “enter your comment here” section yet? It has shrunk 🙂

  12. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 9, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

    Obama, Holder, and the DOJ get slapped down HARD by Federal Judge:

    …the DOJ appealed on the last day possible and gave indication that President Obama ordered the appeal.

    http://www.lifenews.com/2012/04/02/obama-admin-forced-to-pay-120k-after-targeting-pro-lifer/

    The Obama Administration, wasting taxpayers’ money, once again….

  13. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 9, 2012 at 5:41 pm #

    Somebody wanna clean the cobwebs out of this pretentious twit’s nostrils?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/08/opinion/sunday/the-non-joie-of-parenting-us-style.html?_r=1

    I’m thinking of starting a collection to buy her a one-way ticket back to where she came…..

  14. Lizard April 9, 2012 at 5:58 pm #

    I actually stayed off the computer for 2 1/2 days……I’m amazed.

  15. lclintsp April 9, 2012 at 6:36 pm #

    Lizard, diarrhea?

  16. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 9, 2012 at 7:21 pm #

    This is cool:
    http://hint.fm/wind/

    It’s a “Real Time” wind map, and it’s disturbingly mesmerizing…..

  17. agiledog April 10, 2012 at 12:08 am #

    There is no 4th, 14th, or 24th floor buttons.

  18. GMLand April 10, 2012 at 9:17 am #

    What, is this shit?

    er…

    What is this, shit?

  19. Jay in Ames April 10, 2012 at 9:33 am #

    I see no shit here.

  20. Jay in Ames April 10, 2012 at 2:18 pm #

    Santorum suspending his campaign.

    There can be only one.

  21. Jay in Ames April 10, 2012 at 2:28 pm #

  22. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 10, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

    “From Progressivism’s black, black (RACIST!!111!!!) heart, I spit at..theee!”

  23. Jay in Ames April 10, 2012 at 2:30 pm #

    Haha, good one!

  24. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 10, 2012 at 2:42 pm #

    Rick: Mitt..yacht out … of danger?

    Mitt: Yes Rick.

    Santo: Good. The needs of the party outweigh the needs of the few…or the Newt…

    Santo: Mitt…you are…and always shall be…my opponent…live long…and pay your fair share…you rich, fat cat…you.

  25. Jay in Ames April 10, 2012 at 2:47 pm #

    Santo: What’s that? Gunfire?

    Rick: Nevermind, Perry saw a coyote.

  26. Jay in Ames April 10, 2012 at 2:47 pm #

    That was supposed to be Mitt, but you get the point.

  27. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 10, 2012 at 4:03 pm #

    CCCCRRRRAAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!

    The TiFW’s washer is broken.
    The drum won’t spin, and it smells like burning rubber in the laundry room.

    At least the darn thing drained…..

  28. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 10, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

    No Aggie today?

    Must be making up for her 40-day dry spell….. 😛

    *ducks and runs*

  29. LC Aggie Sith April 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Sorry guys. I have a family reunion going on here. Mom, dad, three of the sisters and their families, and brother and GF, along with six dogs. I will try to post something this evening for tomorrow.

    Oh, and because there are little ones, I am staying sober. SO THERE!!! 😛

  30. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 10, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

    At least you can eat chocolate!

  31. lclintsp April 10, 2012 at 6:07 pm #

    Try to fart outloud, aggie. That always impresses the chillrins.

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