Why, Yes…

5 Apr

Yes, I do feel like that. Does it show??

Have a great Thursday!! 😉

29 Responses to “Why, Yes…”

  1. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 8:36 am #

    GUTEN MORGEN, ALLES!!!!

  2. Jay in Ames April 5, 2012 at 8:56 am #

    It’s like you’re living in my head.

    I’m feeling stabby this morning.

  3. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 9:16 am #

    I always feel stabby.

    The difference lies in whether or not I feel lazy. Today is their lucky day 😉

  4. Jay in Ames April 5, 2012 at 10:04 am #

    OIC, slow Thursday.

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

  5. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 10:11 am #

    I have major cleaning to do. I’m entertained enough!

  6. Jay in Ames April 5, 2012 at 10:18 am #

    Broccoli Casserole

    A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

    They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

    The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.

    It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.

    Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman’s chair, and said in a rather stern voice, ‘Skippy!

    The woman thought, ‘This is great!’ and a big smile came across her face.

    A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

    This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longerrrrrrip.

    The father again looked at the dog and yelled, ‘Skippy!’

    Once again the woman smiled and thought ‘Yes!’ A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn’t even think about it.

    She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

    Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ‘Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!’

  7. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 10:57 am #

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  8. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 11:29 am #

    Soon….. very soon….

    http://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2012/04/05/almost-there/

  9. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 5, 2012 at 11:52 am #

    Peeps.

    An act of Satan made manifest.

  10. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 12:16 pm #

    Don’t worry, BisW.

    I will do everything in my power to eradicate them. Trust me.

  11. Jay in Ames April 5, 2012 at 12:18 pm #

    They don’t make new peeps. They just put out the ones from last year that didn’t sell.

    Same thing applies to candy corn and circus peanuts.

  12. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 12:24 pm #

    Shit….now I want candy corn….

  13. QueenBee April 5, 2012 at 12:55 pm #

    J’Ames…. That made me spit my coffee! That’s one of the reasons I don’t eat them!

  14. Jay in Ames April 5, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

    You’re welcome.

  15. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

    I don’t care what y’all say!!

    I still luv my peeps 😉

  16. Jay in Ames April 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm #

    I like em, too.

    I like making fun of them more.

  17. Jay in Ames April 5, 2012 at 2:31 pm #

    Aww, firing Olbermann might be bad for Current TV, ratings down:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/04/05/us-currenttv-timewarnercable-idUSBRE83404P20120405

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 5, 2012 at 3:42 pm #

    They don’t make new peeps. They just put out the ones from last year that didn’t sell they culled from the sewers after last Easter.

    Everyone knows that after you flush, the pieces find their way back together, and that they join up with each other until packs of them are running wild down there.

  19. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 5, 2012 at 3:48 pm #

    O/T: A most excellent article from 2005/2006, “Swedish Models”:

    http://is.gd/kXeivi

    In it, we learn the truth about the Social Welfare model and how it is starting to fail MISERABLY in Sweden (and why it will NEVER work here in the US).

    It’s well worth your time (it’s not very long)

  20. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 4:11 pm #

    I’m not one to ask lightly, but if y’all could find time to pray for Hubby, I would appreciate it. Reports are that another siege is going down, and I haven’t heard from him today. And Israel has accused the Egyptians of shooting a rocket into Israel from the Sinai area.

    Yeah, I’m worried. And thank you.

  21. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 4:39 pm #

    Finally heard from him. He’s fine.

    I am not so fine, but will deal.

  22. Jay in Ames April 5, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    That’s gotta be tough, waiting for news like that. I’ll be asking the Big Guy for some assistance, for ya.

    Hang in there! How many days left?

  23. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 5, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    Glad to hear that Hubby is OK, Ags.

    You and he are ALWAYS in our prayers – don’t ever feel bad about asking for “reinforcement” prayer, though!

  24. Jay in Ames April 5, 2012 at 4:52 pm #

    Someone was saying something about increased violence over the Trayvon Martin case?

    http://www.toledoblade.com/Police-Fire/2012/04/03/Man-78-recounts-assault-by-6-youths-in-E-Toledo.html

  25. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 5, 2012 at 4:53 pm #

    ThinkGeek offered some green “Minecraft” Peeps this year:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/looflirpa/ee04/

    Their customers were very upset to find out that it was an April Fools’ Day joke.

    Of course, their “Chocolate Zombie Bunny” was also an AFD joke one year that is now available to purchase:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e88a/

    (Well, not right now – they’re out of stock…..)

  26. LC Aggie Sith April 5, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

    Those CREEPS would have been epic!!

  27. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 5, 2012 at 6:19 pm #

    The gardening story has now been immortalized (with pictures):

    Adventures in Gardening http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1w3

  28. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 5, 2012 at 8:21 pm #

    So….pregnancy is a “pre-existing condition”; now the esteemed HHS Secretary has a new proclamation:

    “Violence is also a chronic health issue….It leads to asthma, it leads to obesity or depression among the youth who are involved,”

    “…just as the cost of youth violence can affect the whole community, the solutions to youth violence have to come also from the whole community. And at the Department of Health and Human Services, I’m here to tell you that we are committed to supporting that work, both here with our strategies and policies in D.C. but also through our regional offices and our assets on the ground throughout the country.

    “We think that the solutions” to youth violence, said Sebelius, “start with child care and Head Start programs that we fund in cities around the country.”

    http://is.gd/EnQ7Pu

    I just heard more tax dollars being ripped out of our wallets…..

  29. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 5, 2012 at 8:35 pm #

    I wonder just how many criminals actually attended Head Start programs over the years?

    Has anyone done a study? We need to do a study – maybe we can prove that attending Head Start makes one more likely to become a criminal…..

    *rubs hands together in anticipation of getting some sweet, sweet, gubmint money*

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