Peasant Dining

2 Apr

First up, I would serve an appetizer.

Next up, I would serve a salad. Stop judging me.

Then, of course, I would serve the main course.

Followed by this to wash it down.

And to finish, the piรจce de resistance.

The only things missing are the bacon-flavored aspirin and bacon Tumsโ„ข ๐Ÿ˜‰

54 Responses to “Peasant Dining”

  1. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 7:50 am #

    GOOD MORNING PEASANTS!!!!

    I can’t wait to eat bacon again.

  2. The Queen April 2, 2012 at 7:58 am #

    Oh…. foodgasm this early in the morning! Whew! Thanks! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 8:47 am #

    I had a bacon martini once. I have found the one thing bacon won’t make better.

    Ugh, that was bad.

  4. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 8:55 am #

    Well, plain bacon vodka is pretty good, J’Ames.

    But in a martini? I have doubts…

  5. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 9:07 am #

    Bacon vodka indeed smells good. Drinking it is another matter.

    Don’t know why, but it just doesn’t work for me. Maybe I need to try another brand.

  6. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 9:25 am #

    J’Ames, perhaps making your own? I would bet adding peppercorns to it would make it taste better.

  7. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 2, 2012 at 9:25 am #

    Wow.

    I guess great minds think alike – I’m having leftover bacon for breakfast.

    It is only leftover because I didn’t realize it hadn’t all been eaten – the kids bagged it up and didn’t tell me…..

    (Anyone have a recipe for that dessert?)

    • LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 9:27 am #

      Actually, I think I do, Teresa. Give me some time to find it, because I’m swamped with crap today. I will post it in an FB note ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 2, 2012 at 9:26 am #

    The more things change…..

    http://is.gd/KCzk7V

  9. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 9:30 am #

    Oh, and worth y’all checking out:

    http://diaryofdaedalus.com/2012/04/02/draftoid-no-peeking-unless-i-tell-you-to/

  10. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 9:36 am #

    What bacon dessert? I’ve always thought that cupcakes made from Amish Friendship bread, with a maple syrup/brown sugar frosting and topped with bacon bits would do well for a dessert.

  11. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 10:12 am #

    That sounds deliciously sinful, J’Ames.

    You got a recipe??

  12. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 10:20 am #

    Nope, been meaning to try it. Haven’t had the chance to do so.

  13. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 10:21 am #

    Oh, and candied bacon for the topping. Not just bacon.

  14. lizzilou April 2, 2012 at 10:35 am #

    I am now craving bacon……hopefully I have some in the freezer and can make a BLT.

  15. lclintsp April 2, 2012 at 10:39 am #

    Let me clear up something once and for all for the unwashed: THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A VODKA MARTINI. Said drink is an abomination. A real martini consists of gin and vermouth … that’s it!!!

  16. lclintsp April 2, 2012 at 10:42 am #

    And chocolate, lemonade, pink … whatever “martinis” are abominations fostered by too damn many ghey bartenders.

  17. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 10:52 am #

    All I heard was…

    GET OFF MY LAWN!

  18. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 11:02 am #

    CB, blame James Bond for that drink.

    *gets off CB’s lawn*

  19. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 2, 2012 at 11:50 am #

    Needs moar bacon.

    But then, you knew that.

  20. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 11:52 am #

    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???

  21. GMLand April 2, 2012 at 11:54 am #

    All I heard wasโ€ฆ

    GET OFF MY LAWN!

    That’s funny right there!

  22. GMLand April 2, 2012 at 11:58 am #

    didn’t Biw found this confounded place?! And now is the least visible peasant these days. I say we cut his pay by at least half until he gets his shit together!

  23. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 12:00 pm #

    At the very least we should hide his cedar planks, GML.

    Wait, what?

  24. GMLand April 2, 2012 at 12:01 pm #

    I totally agree. And I don’t even know what that means.

  25. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 12:01 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  26. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 2, 2012 at 12:10 pm #

    I was only ONE of the founders.

    The other one has trouble commenting because she now gets to spend Eternity in the company of people who really are interesting and entertaining, and I find it a little difficult to compete with that.

    Besides, I’m trying to work and maintain two serious blogs at the same time. With a !#^$%&^*^ Twitter account, too.

  27. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 2, 2012 at 12:11 pm #

    And I don’t have any cedar planks at the moment.

  28. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 12:15 pm #

    No planks???

    Wha….??

    And quit Twitter. It’s hell.

  29. GMLand April 2, 2012 at 12:16 pm #

    I think I was just insulted, but I’m not sure.

    What is a serious blog? Can you access them on the same internets as this one?

  30. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 2, 2012 at 12:24 pm #

    Nice to meet you, Not Sure. Give President Camacho my regards and a bottle of Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes.

  31. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 12:27 pm #

    BisW, I love you like a mad woman, but English is my second language.

  32. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 2, 2012 at 12:31 pm #

    Idiocracy.

    If you haven’t yet watched it, you need to, because it is brilliant and stuff.

  33. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 12:32 pm #

    Oh!! I did watch it. It has been a while, though.

  34. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 2, 2012 at 3:14 pm #

    Remember, we aren’t allowed to call them sluts…..

    http://www.michellesmirror.com/2012/04/warning-this-is-not-april-fools-joke.html

  35. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 2, 2012 at 3:43 pm #

    “I’m confident that this will be upheld because it should be upheld,” Obama concluded.

    That has got to be one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.

    And it comes from a “Constitutional Scholar”, no less…..

    http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/obamas-pre-emptive-strike-scotus/459281

  36. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 4:09 pm #

    My lord, but that man is crazy, Teresa.

  37. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 4:27 pm #

    Poat scheduled for tomorrow. Hehe.

  38. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 4:28 pm #

    By the way, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a pretty fun read.

    • LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 4:41 pm #

      I loved it ๐Ÿ™‚

      (the poat, I mean!)

  39. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

    Gonna go see the movie, aggs? Looks like fun.

  40. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    Oh yeah, I’m sure going to see it.

    As for the book, it’s still in queue, which means I have to haul ass and finish the other 18 books before the movie comes out.

  41. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    I have to find Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, by the same author. Haven’t read the original, so it might make me do so, just for a comparison.

    • LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm #

      I have that one, J’Ames. It sure was fun!!

      Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters was pretty good, too, but I preferred the zombie take better.

  42. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 2, 2012 at 5:08 pm #

    โ€œIโ€™m confident that this will be upheld because it should be upheld,โ€ Obama concluded.

    He has to stop letting Joe Biden write for the TOTUS.

    The best comment in the thread at the news link?

    “Obama wants a waiver from the Constitution”

  43. lclintsp April 2, 2012 at 5:37 pm #

  44. lizzilou April 2, 2012 at 5:54 pm #

    @TiFW I guess she wanted to go as the First Hooker

  45. LC Aggie Sith April 2, 2012 at 6:03 pm #

    Hookers have better taste, Liz.

  46. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 7:37 pm #

    Yeah, I haven’t seen many hookers that looked like the curtains in grandma’s living room.

  47. Jay in Ames April 2, 2012 at 11:02 pm #

    Jayne Cobb on the next episode of Castle! Woo hoo!

  48. wctaqiyya April 4, 2012 at 1:09 am #

    Not sure if the pompous POTUS will successfully intimidate SCOTUS as he has the Congress or if his dictatorial pronouncements will raise some hackles among those aloof and insular pecker heads. Suppose we shall see. Is that bacon I smell or are the hookers just excellent cooks?

    • LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2012 at 7:25 am #

      Howdy and welcome to UP ๐Ÿ™‚

      • wctaqiyya April 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm #

        Thanks. Glad to have discovered you.

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