Why I Will Never Buy A Lottery Ticket

30 Mar

Because of perspective:

And the government would take over half in less than 60 seconds.

Anyone got napalm???

13 Responses to “Why I Will Never Buy A Lottery Ticket”

  1. LC Aggie Sith March 30, 2012 at 11:06 am #

    There you go. Now I’m off to score some napalm.

  2. GMLand March 30, 2012 at 11:53 am #

    this seems very… familiar.

  3. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 30, 2012 at 12:10 pm #

    A very light-hearted musical poat:
    http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2012/03/30/so-happy-together/

    Happy Friday!

  4. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 30, 2012 at 12:23 pm #

    There you go. Now I’m off to score some napalm.

    I know a guy who has a great recipe for it.

  5. lizzilou March 30, 2012 at 12:35 pm #

    I thought J’Ames confiscated it all Aggie??

    Oh I don’t buy lottery tickets, I just remind RR too hehehehe

  6. lclintsp March 30, 2012 at 2:18 pm #

    Lotteries = A tax on the mathematically challenged.

  7. GMLand March 30, 2012 at 2:39 pm #

    Why is it when people publically blab on cell phones no one bats an eye but when I talk to myself in public everyone stares and whispers?!?

  8. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm #

    Talk to yourself as everyone is getting on the airplane, and you’re more likely to have the seat next to you all to yourself…..

    I love my town:
    http://weaselzippers.us/2012/03/30/love-it-sub-contractor-walks-off-the-job-after-discovering-he-was-pouring-concrete-for-an-abortion-clinic/

  9. The Queen March 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm #

    TiFW, I had not heard that story. Very good stuff. Thanks for sharing.

  10. LC Aggie Sith March 30, 2012 at 6:13 pm #

    HA! Awesome, Teresa!

    I love how the PP guy says they had legitimate reasons for keeping it quiet.

  11. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 30, 2012 at 6:41 pm #

    That church that they mention in that article is the same one where a gunman opened fire and killed a bunch of people over 12 years ago:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Gene_Ashbrook

  12. LC Aggie Sith March 30, 2012 at 8:43 pm #

    I remember that, Teresa. That was beyond horrific.

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