An Impressive List of Accomplishments

14 Mar

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States .

First President to violate the War Powers Act.

First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico .

First President to defy a Federal Judge’s court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.

First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

First President to spend a trillion dollars on ‘shovel-ready’ jobs when there was no such thing as ‘shovel-ready’ jobs.

First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S. , including those with criminal convictions.

First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

First President to terminate America ’s ability to put a man in space.

First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke-out on the reasons for their rate increases.

First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which State they are allowed to locate a factory.

First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

First President to fire an inspector general of Ameri-corps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office.

First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.

First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

First President to go on multiple global ‘apology tours’.

First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends; paid for by the taxpayer.

First President to have 22 personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.

First President to repeat the Holy Qur’an d tells us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

First President to take a 17 day vacation.

That ought to get your Wednesday off to a roaring start!

16 Responses to “An Impressive List of Accomplishments”

  1. Jay in Ames March 14, 2012 at 9:12 am #

    I’m feeling feisty today.

  2. GMLand March 14, 2012 at 9:21 am #

    Try all you want J’Ames, you can’t make me hate him more than I already do.

    Ya can’t.

  3. LC Aggie Sith March 14, 2012 at 9:29 am #

    Holy shit, J’Ames.

    I QUIT DRINKIN’ FOR LENT!!!

  4. Jay in Ames March 14, 2012 at 9:32 am #

    Damn, Iowa State is screwed. Obama picked us to win our first game:

    http://obamasbracket.com/

  5. clintbird March 14, 2012 at 9:36 am #

    *Shakes weiner at Obama. Well, okay then, points weiner at Obama.*

  6. LC Aggie Sith March 14, 2012 at 9:36 am #

    Obama picked us to win our first game

    Fuuuuuuuuu…………

  7. TerribleTroy March 14, 2012 at 11:26 am #

    The peasents are arming themselves at a pace never seen in the past…

    I want him to be the first potus to be executed for high treason. After the appropriate trial of course.

    I am so sick of this shit. Anyone who thinks this election cycle will end in anything but violence is insane. Doesn’t matter who “wins” we all lose

  8. Lizard March 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm #

    Hey Obama picking your team means NCAA will do everything they can to make sure he is correct. Here’s hoping that works for Marquette and WI until they hit the game he didn’t pick them. WI has a chance against The Orangemen since they have a player out for ineligibility issues.

    @Aggie how was the outing yesterday?

  9. Lizard March 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm #

    @Aggie…..never mind answering I found the answer 🙂

  10. Jay in Ames March 14, 2012 at 3:18 pm #

    Breitbart just keeps unearthing conservatives in Hollywood, from the grave:

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/03/13/oscar-winning-producer-slams-obama-salutes-breitbart

  11. LC Aggie Sith March 14, 2012 at 3:59 pm #

    Dear Lord in Heaven, please make Spring Break go away soon.

    In Your name I pray, Amen.

  12. Jay in Ames March 14, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

    Only a couple days left.

    Meanwhile, hide the sharp objects. Temptation and all that.

  13. LC Aggie Sith March 14, 2012 at 6:45 pm #

    They did.

    Damn it.

  14. Lizard March 14, 2012 at 8:03 pm #

    ok maybe the 4th time will be the charm on letting me post

    Aggie threaten to send them to their uncles 🙂

    @Teresa a friend of mind forwarded that article to her cousin who is the mother of 2 DS children.

  15. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 14, 2012 at 11:12 pm #

    OK – I have a poat filled with “kuhl-chah” scheduled to drop at my place tomorrow morning.

    You’ve been warned….. 😛

  16. clintbird March 14, 2012 at 11:35 pm #

    I protest.

Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: