Happy Valentines Day!

21 Feb

Yeah yeah, I know I know. I needed an excuse to poat this card:

Have a good Monday!

UPDATE!

Ok, there they are, ripe for the taking. You know what to do!

64 Responses to “Happy Valentines Day!”

  1. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 8:02 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Good morning!!

    Or should I say, good moaning?? 😉

  2. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 8:15 am #

    Hm…I got a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day. It had seven pieces.

    *sobs*

  3. Jay in Ames February 21, 2012 at 9:12 am #

    Aww, that sucks. It will all be over soon. Then you will get your “chocolate” fix.

  4. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 9:24 am #

    Fuckin’ A!!

    No pun intended, btw.

  5. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 9:45 am #

    I prefer the word “enthusiastic” over “rigorous” but that’s just a quibble…..hmmmmm “quibble”, “quibble”, “quibble”……that’s kind of a funny word……but I digress…..now where did I put that cake?

  6. The Queen February 21, 2012 at 9:47 am #

    Why you sly dog! That’s a great card, wish I had seen it first!

  7. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 10:11 am #

    I saw a werewolf drinkin’ a pina-colada at Trader Vics
    His hair was perfect…

    AhhOooooooooooo

    Werewolves of London……

    cake, cake, CAKE! I need more CAKE!

    Where did I put my scissors? Oh yeah…and BOOBIES!

  8. Jay in Ames February 21, 2012 at 10:27 am #

    mmm, Werewolves of London. Need me some Warren Zevon today. Crap, it’s all at home.

    Today now sucks!

  9. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 10:53 am #

    Wait……isnt today “international show you boobies for beads” day?

    YAY BOOBIES!

  10. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 10:56 am #

    Awwww, now I want to hear some Zevon!!!

    I will update with pics when I get home from shopping for PJs.

  11. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 10:56 am #

    Shit, I mean update MARDI GRAS PICS. Not my PJ pics.

  12. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 10:57 am #

    Best stop digging now…..

  13. Jay in Ames February 21, 2012 at 10:58 am #

    IMPORTANT UPDATE ADDED!

  14. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 11:11 am #

    *flashes the blog*

    Toss me the red ones, will ya??

  15. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 11:24 am #

    “Flash”, Isnt that like catching a glimpse of a glimmer?

  16. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 11:28 am #

    Nice try Ags. Everybody knows that “flash” doesn’t rate the highly popular red beads. A flash only gets you yellow or green. Red, Pink, & purple ones require a bit more exposure.

    Dont look at me like that. I dont make the rules.

  17. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 11:53 am #

    Troy, my review on Walking Dead.
    Rick’s a gotta good draw, but he was a dumbass to start talking when the dead boys’ friends showed up.
    I’m starting to dig the old guy.
    Chinese kid needs to check his pants for balls.
    I need to tag his girlfriend.
    Shane’s still an selfish manipulative asshole and Lori’s still a selfish manipulative bitch, but both capable zombie killers.
    Darryl just needs to hit the woods and forget about all these clowns.
    The two useless blond chicks are just that, useless.
    And why the fuck don’t they get better rides?

    The black guy getting eaten face first was priceless.

  18. Jay in Ames February 21, 2012 at 12:37 pm #

    This season is definitely looking up. I am interested, again. They almost lost me last season.

  19. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 1:26 pm #

    Im kinda thinking that my “end scene” this would have gone a bit different than the “lets waste time discussing what to do with impalement boy while the zombies mass”. I would have taken his gun, shot him in the head with it, and got the fuckety, fuck out of dodge.

    I dont see Shane as being manipulative, I see him more as the girl put it, he makes the right decisions but communicates them poorly.

    Lori is a …..well, bitch is a nice word

    When you say “old man” you mean Herschel? Or the lib RV owner? Who, BTW, I would have smoked the previous episode for trying to “hide” the firearms.

    There will have to be some back story update to Herschel to explain why he knows how to handle a pistol. Im figuring he’s either going to be a former cop or nam vet. Who suffered a “incident” and “came back” only to jump in a bottle until he was rescued by his dearly departed wife through the power of vagina and GOD! And who then (seeing the light of the miraculous va jay jay), determined to minister to gods truly innocent….the animals, while at the same time ministering to the souls of his wife and daughter so that they would not sleep with the first asian dude to come up the driveway…but I digress….its all cakes fault.

    I fucked around and missed Justified last week….pissed me off so Im playing catch up. I also fucked around and missed the Season premiere of Top Shot…..double pissed as its the only one worth watching in its entirety cept for the season finale. I DVR the rest of the episodes and fast forward through the commercials and personal drama bullshit so I can watch the gun pron

    If I see another fucking advert for a new pawn,pick,tow,gold,swamp show Im going to hunt down the producer and kill him / her

  20. Jay in Ames February 21, 2012 at 1:30 pm #

    yeah, I knew it was going downhill when the firearms started getting “regulated”. Only the ones with training were allowed to have them.

  21. Jay in Ames February 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm #

    Oh look, Huff Po hates Act of Valor. Color me shocked:

    Big Hollywood: HuffPo Slams ‘Act of Valor’: Not Anti-Military, Anti-American Enough

    I’m seeing this one this weekend, as soon as I can.

  22. Lizard February 21, 2012 at 2:40 pm #

    My last day for chocolate. I was going to give up booze, but well the idea is suppose to create some sense of loss and pain and so chocolate it is.

    My father raised me to be a good girl so sadly I have never scored any beads. Oh well only 4 days, 22 hours and 20 minutes until the Daytona 500. Troy I didn’t get to share with you that my favorite driver is the current champ.

  23. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 3:46 pm #

    “lets waste time discussing what to do with impalement boy while the zombies mass”. I would have taken his gun, shot him in the head with it, and got the fuckety, fuck out of dodge.
    Exactly my thoughts as well.
    Herschel was the old guy I was thinking of. Dale’s turned into such of a douchebag, he no longer makes my “give a fuck” needle move. Your premise on his back story sounds pretty damn reasonable, so here’s a reward. http://is.gd/gTgdfR.
    And Jay, that gun control horseshit would’ve earned somebody some quality incoming with me.

  24. GMLand February 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm #

    well hello there, maker’s of mirth!

  25. Jay in Ames February 21, 2012 at 4:10 pm #

    Hey, who’s this GMLand guy?

  26. Jay in Ames February 21, 2012 at 4:11 pm #

    I would have done what they wound up doing: pulling his leg off the fence. No need to shoot him.

    Yet.

  27. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 4:34 pm #

    I despise the fucking mexican nationals that shop here.

  28. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 4:40 pm #

    Or they could’ve simply walked away and left him out as the midnight buffet.

  29. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 4:41 pm #

    Nice linkage there, Dick!

  30. GMLand February 21, 2012 at 4:41 pm #

    I remember this one time, at Mardi Gras, I got really drunk and…

    well, I remember getting drunk.

  31. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm #

    Jay! You would have “saved” impalement boy? Why? You have just taken in a wounded liability that will do nothing but drain resources and slow you down. Then, when it gets well it will probably turn on you. No. No. No. Under different circumstances, yeah I can see helping my fellow man but not under these. The benefit of the doubt ship sailed when he was shooting. Risk vs. Return. The kids potential return doesn’t even come close to mitigating his potential risk.

  32. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 4:52 pm #

    I remember getting drunk.

    Liar!! You NEVER remember getting drunk. You only remember where you wake up 😛

  33. GMLand February 21, 2012 at 4:56 pm #

    Ok OK, I remember planning the event that led to the eventual getting drunk.

  34. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

    Ok, that I will buy.

    But only with Monopoly™ money.

  35. Jay in Ames February 21, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

    What about for a shot of tequila?

  36. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 5:07 pm #

    @ Liz

    Vrrrrrrrooooom……..left turn………vroooooooom left turn……..vrroooo, roooom rooom…..left turn…… Muwahahahahaha….

    Who’s your fav this year? As long as his car isnt some faggy color scheme I’l root for him…

    Whos driving the Viagra car this year? I’d be more prone to support the driver of the Oxycontin car myself…..

    CAKE! SCISSORS! AND BOOBIES!!!ELEVENTY!!!!

  37. The Queen February 21, 2012 at 5:12 pm #

    Troy- you absolutely made the Queen smile today- and that was needed! Extra cake for you!

  38. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 5:27 pm #

    What about for a shot of tequila?

    How ’bout a rocks glass full?

  39. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 5:34 pm #

    YAY ME!!! I made a Queen smile….and that’s a good thing, after all, frowny Queens are dangerous…..next thing you know people are getting their head chopped off or banished to distant lands and such….

    YAY ME!! I just got “the call”! Back to work tommorrow at 08:00.

    So, allow me to summarize… Smiling Queen ….. Back to Work….= Snoopy Happy Dance time!

    Just let me know..
    If you wanna go..
    To that home outside Lagrange
    They got a lotta nice girls uh
    Ah Haw haw haw HUH

  40. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

    How ’bout a rocks glass full?

    I second that 😀

  41. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 21, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

    If I see another fucking advert for a new pawn,pick,tow,gold,swamp show Im going to hunt down the producer and kill him / her

    My idea: 2 assholes. 1 locked room. A pile of money. 1 knife. Only one gets to walk out with the cash.

  42. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 21, 2012 at 5:40 pm #

    I know
    I think about it all the time though
    There’s nothing really for me to hold on to
    I’m taking the days as they come
    I’m right here
    Stuck between a dream and a nightmare
    Praying for the day when it all comes clear
    I’m barely just holding my ground
    Til Sheba comes down

  43. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 5:42 pm #

    Back to work tommorrow at 08:00.

    YAYA!!! Congrats!! 😀

  44. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

    I gotz mees one now.

    Troy, I’m really liking your idea about Elmer Fudd being a pissed off ex-serial killer.

  45. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 5:51 pm #

    I shall be imbibing after I get the kids, Dick.

    Last one until Easter…

  46. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 5:56 pm #

    Glad I’m not Catholic, or for that matter, a very good Christian.

    And apparently, I can re-join the Army if I so desire and get my rank back…. I’ll pass.
    http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/51-year-old-woman-graduates-army-boot-camp/386486

  47. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 6:06 pm #

    Well, hell. Pacquiao and Mayweather aren’t fighting anytime soon.

  48. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 6:07 pm #

    You’re a good guy, Dick, and that counts for a lot 😉

    I can re-join the Army if I so desire and get my rank back

    Didn’t you do it right the first time?

  49. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 6:21 pm #

    Oh yeah, and then some according the army.

  50. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 7:07 pm #

    @ Dick. I cant claim the Elmer Fudd theory. Although I will say it is brilliant and I subscribe to it wholeheartedly.

  51. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 7:43 pm #

    Have you read any of the posts on http://www.twop.com ? Some of that shit is knock down hilarious.
    http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3212219&st=0

  52. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 7:44 pm #

    Great…. My last comment went into moderation.

  53. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 7:46 pm #

    Sorry, honey. I was at the grocery store, but I freed you now!!

  54. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm #

    My fault for not shortening it.

  55. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 7:59 pm #

    You want to cover it in lard??

  56. Lizard February 21, 2012 at 8:03 pm #

    @ Troy my favorite driver this year has been been my favorite driver for about 16 years now. http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsfKqLGfo8GRdZS6x5bD53WifSed2qR2iicij0nz7En4TosGIR

    Not only has he been a champion in every racing series he has race in he is is a good guy. He gives kids with life threatening diseases opportunities to hunt on his 414 acre of land in Indiana.

  57. Dick (@DicksTrash) February 21, 2012 at 8:06 pm #

    Yep, then eat it raw.

  58. LC Aggie Sith February 21, 2012 at 8:27 pm #

    *fans self*

  59. TerribleTroy February 21, 2012 at 10:15 pm #

    Well Liz anybody that takes kids hunting is ok by me, so I will support the Office Depot driver

  60. Jay in Ames February 22, 2012 at 12:41 am #

    Damn, CB got me stuck on this song, now I listen to it all the time (again):

  61. Jay in Ames February 22, 2012 at 12:42 am #

    and for your strangely intriguing musical selection of the evening:

  62. LC Aggie Sith February 22, 2012 at 7:40 am #

    I have every CD by The Outfield, J’Ames.

    Which is why I will NOT click on the second video 😉

  63. clintbird February 22, 2012 at 8:22 am #

    Bob Saget!!!

  64. LC Aggie Sith February 22, 2012 at 8:40 am #

    NEW POAT!!

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