Job Interview

2 Feb

In honor of yesterday’s topic, I feel this topic is most definitely “on-topic”:

Have a sinus-infection-free Thursday!

For Troy:

For Everybody:

67 Responses to “Job Interview”

  1. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 9:00 am #

    *pulls covers over poatโ€™s head

    *farts

    *giggles

  2. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 9:08 am #

    More information for y’all:

    http://minutemanswife.blogspot.com/2011/03/secret-life-of-fart.html

    (I just found a new time waster site. Mwahahahaha).

  3. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 9:49 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

    Shit, so much for getting anything done around here!!

  4. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 9:50 am #

    Hell, so much for using my dutch oven today….

  5. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 10:20 am #

    Car in and TiFW don’t like us anymore. Neither does GMLand.

  6. TerribleTroy February 2, 2012 at 10:20 am #

    Thanks for the consideration Ags! Now if she just had a firearm on display Id be in luv. : )

    That was a pretty funny link Jay, comments were good also.

  7. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 10:22 am #

    Oh, that was J’Ames, not me, Troy. Thank him ๐Ÿ˜€

    J’Ames, but do you like me??? REALLY LIKE ME???

  8. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 10:24 am #

    Of course, aggie. Us peasants gotta stick together.

  9. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 10:25 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *gives J’Ames a doughnut*

  10. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 10:47 am #

    I coulda been a contendah!!

    http://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2012/02/02/on-regretting/

  11. clintbird February 2, 2012 at 10:49 am #

    For those of you who seem to stress over such things:

    http://ansonalex.com/tutorials/how-to-prepare-your-facebook-profile-for-the-timeline-update/

  12. TerribleTroy February 2, 2012 at 10:53 am #

    My Bad…. Thanks J’ames!

    Trying to decide if I really want to go to the DMV today. I really dont like the majority of humans, and I hate the humans at the DMV. Think i’ll wait til I get on my meds again. This will increase the likelihood that I wont end up in jail. I figure when it comes to the DMV I should stack the odds as much as possible. I have to accomplish that most dreaded of transactions, replace the lost Drivers License. This requires Supervisor or Division Manager level assistance because the average clerks are too fucking stupid to interpret their own regs…….

  13. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 11:01 am #

    Imma gonna set a whole weekend aside to doing the freaking Timeline thingie, CB.

  14. clintbird February 2, 2012 at 11:18 am #

    It takes waaaay less time than that, aggie.

  15. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 11:23 am #

    I now, but I’m not the swiftest boat out there ๐Ÿ˜‰

  16. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 11:35 am #

    aggie got swiftboated? what?

  17. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 11:48 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I will take away the doughnut!!

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 2, 2012 at 12:09 pm #

    *belches*

    Cause I’m a rebel like that.

  19. TerribleTroy February 2, 2012 at 12:11 pm #

    Just another reason why Im glad I dont facecrook….

  20. TerribleTroy February 2, 2012 at 12:38 pm #

    Oh and for the purpose of clarity, I lost (misplaced) my license, not lost as in it was revoked.

  21. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 1:28 pm #

    I figured that was the case, Troy.

    It never occurred to me that it was revoked. You are not the type to have that happen ๐Ÿ™‚

  22. TerribleTroy February 2, 2012 at 2:04 pm #

    Ah thanks Ags….unfortunately my Evil Twin Brother is exactly the type to have that happen. That goateed bastard is responsible for all the bad in my life. LOL

    This reminds me, I had a acquaintance once with some serious serious issues. But he had a “tell”. Normally he was the nicest, lucid, easiest going guy, but on the days where he wore his black trench coat…..baaaad shit would happen. Truly a Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde….scary as hell. He smoked himself in the end. I always wondered what he was wearing that day…

    Well Now.. aren’t I just Mr. Fucking Happy? PUPPIES! UNICORNS! UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!

    and…..BOOBIES!!ELEVENTY!!!

  23. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 2, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

    I love ya’ll! I really, really love ya’ll!

    I was just busy watching Holder get grilled at the House Oversight Committee hearing today.

    Shitty little weasel…..

  24. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

    *whistles

    *whistles some more

  25. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 2:46 pm #

    *tries to whistle*

    *fails*

    *cries at her ineptitude*

  26. clintbird February 2, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

    *Tries to fart.*

    *Succeeds.*

    *Gloats at his proficiency.*

  27. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 2, 2012 at 2:54 pm #

    I have never been able to whistle.

    Apparently, you are either able to do it or not – a couple of the TiFW daughters can’t do it, either (and not for lack of Mr. TiFW trying to teach them how)

    I always joke that it’s because I’m left-handed…… ๐Ÿ˜›

  28. TerribleTroy February 2, 2012 at 3:08 pm #

    Inability to whistle is indicative of a inability to coordinate lip and tongue muscles…draw your own conclusions….

  29. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 3:13 pm #

    Troy, I’m not totally comfortable with your characterization. Just somewhat.

  30. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 2, 2012 at 3:15 pm #

    Car in doesn’t love us.

    Maybe its because we took her dildo?

  31. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 3:15 pm #

  32. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 3:19 pm #

    *reads Troy’s comment*

    Uh… NUH UH!!!

  33. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 3:32 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  34. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 3:37 pm #

    From the sidebar at AOS, but it’s really good:

    http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/01/to-my-old-master.html

  35. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 3:43 pm #

    That’s all kinds of awesome, J’Ames ๐Ÿ˜€

  36. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 3:45 pm #

  37. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 3:50 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  38. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 4:11 pm #

    Another Obama freshman congressman to “retire”:

  39. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 4:15 pm #

    my definition of typical liberal (read the timeline, so many talking points, so little time):

    http://twitter.com/shannonbullock/

  40. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 4:15 pm #

    Now you got me humming Queen.

    *another one bites the dust…*

  41. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

    omigod, J’Ames…

    She finds it more merciful to kill an unborn than to “suffer for years until death”??

    WTF??

    But hey, she donated 50 meals to UNICEF, man…

  42. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 2, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

    Inability to whistle is indicative of a inability to coordinate lip and tongue musclesโ€ฆdraw your own conclusionsโ€ฆ.

    I’m afraid Mr. TiFW would have to disagree with you on that one…..draw YOUR own conclusions….. ๐Ÿ˜›

  43. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 4:21 pm #

    Margaret Sanger would have been proud, wouldn’t she, aggie? Eugenics, nothing less.

  44. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

    Hehehe, Queen:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

  45. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 4:25 pm #

    Margaret is smiling in Hell, J’Ames.

  46. The Queen February 2, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    I am so naive and must live under a rock… I had never heard the term dutch oven before…. other than as a cooking pot. Wow! The things I learned!

  47. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 4:55 pm #

    Consider your naivety a badge of honor. Us reprobates will bring you the information you need, Your Highness.

  48. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

    My Queen, I learned that term here, too ๐Ÿ˜‰

  49. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 2, 2012 at 5:07 pm #

    Oh, Lord – the things that I have “learned” here and at other disreputable blogs (which are all swathed in the thinnest veneer of civility necessary to draw unsuspecting victims in).

    And once those things are seen, there’s no “unseeing” them again…..

  50. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 5:12 pm #

    Why, whatever do you mean, Teresa?

  51. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 2, 2012 at 5:18 pm #

    *looks up at ceiling, nonchalantly whistl…..*

    Dammit.

    *walks off, humming*

  52. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 5:18 pm #

    After dropping Planned Parenthood, Komen donations up 100% in 2 days:

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/02/02/after-cutting-ties-with-planned-parenthood-komen-donations-up-100-percent/

  53. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 5:18 pm #

    *golf clap for TiFW

  54. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 2, 2012 at 5:22 pm #

    Hmmm…..

    I wonder if Planned Parenthood saw a corresponding rise in donations……

    Aw, who am I kidding? These are Democrats – they only believe in donating OTHER peoples’ money!

  55. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 5:23 pm #

    Actually, yes they did. $400 k.

  56. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 5:24 pm #

    Joe the philanthropist no longer a Komen supporter (along with his doctor wife):

    http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2012/02/02/joe-and-jill-biden-susan-g-komen-supporters-no-more

  57. Jay in Ames February 2, 2012 at 5:26 pm #

    And, that link is down, both at google and at US News. Must be their error. Give it a few minutes.

  58. TerribleTroy February 2, 2012 at 5:29 pm #

    Me thinks some of thee doth protest too much……just sayin….

    That was a cool letter Jay. And the site was pretty cool, just spent the last hour reading there. Read a letter from Twain to a “medicine” salesman that was a scorcher….I wonder what a blog run by Twain would look like?

  59. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 6:47 pm #

    Wait, wait….PP got back in donations almost the same amount of money Komen was giving them??

    Then why are they bitching?

    /rhetorical

  60. MCPO Airdale February 2, 2012 at 7:16 pm #

    BECAUSE MURDERING BABIES IS OUR RIGHT! IT’S WRITTEN WRITTEN THE CONSTITUTION. . . someplace.

  61. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 8:03 pm #

    YAY!! BisW Just poked me ๐Ÿ˜€

  62. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 9:47 pm #

    I will stick to shit I can actually buy, CB ๐Ÿ˜‰

  63. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 2, 2012 at 10:39 pm #

    Then why are they bitching?

    They’re liberals.

    It’s what they do.

  64. LC Aggie Sith February 2, 2012 at 10:48 pm #

    That’s why I did the “rhetorical” tag ๐Ÿ˜‰

  65. clintbird February 2, 2012 at 11:37 pm #

    Okay, light one if you’ve got one:

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