Facepalm of the Week

25 Jan

I bet they think Soylent Green is a manual, too.

Have a great Wednesday!!

 

TeeHeeHee!!! Party Time in DC!

 

80 Responses to “Facepalm of the Week”

  1. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 8:05 am #

    Shitty poat, but then again, I had no sleep last night.

  2. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 8:44 am #

    Idiots. It’s what dinner has for dinner.

    Or is that vegetables? Same difference.

  3. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 8:45 am #

    Nah, vegetables can’t help it.

    I posted that video that has Obama saying the same thing in the SOTU year after year on FaceDupontsGonnaKillEveryoneChimp. It’s like a honeypot for liberals.

  4. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 9:29 am #

    This isn’t even gonna be hard to get 5 in a row today!

  5. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 9:31 am #

    I hope you get a nice nap in, aggie. No sleep nights SUCK! I started walking again, and I’ve slept pretty good the last couple of nights.

    I hope to be up to running by spring, or when the snow melts. Don’t tell Car in or MJ.

  6. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 9:34 am #

    It was the storm last night. Started at 1 AM, and didn’t let up until 6 AM.

    Big dog was scared, as was Little One, so I came out to keep them company all night. At least Little One slept. Oh, and the dog was so frightened, she left a gift on the carpet.

    Sigh…

  7. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 10:08 am #

    Rain. Massive amounts of rain here. I get the day off, therefore life is good.

  8. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 10:08 am #

    YAY!!! We get Dick!!!

    Wait…

  9. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 10:15 am #

    I’d say hope your basement stays dry, but Texans don’t have those, do they?

    And enjoy your day off. Doing anything fun?

  10. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 10:34 am #

    I’m catching up on card making and that kind of stuff.

    Also, sleeping.

  11. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 10:35 am #

    Probably the domestic stuff. Dishes, cleaning, cat boxes… You know, the glamorous stuff.

  12. clintbird January 25, 2012 at 10:37 am #

    If you get tired of your rain, please send it (ALL of it) up my way. We REALLY need it.

    Also: Nipples!

  13. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 10:42 am #

    Nipples are overrated according to my cat who has eight of them. We argue constantly over it.

  14. clintbird January 25, 2012 at 10:49 am #

    I have always considered wimmens’ nipples to be an inspiring source of beauty, wonder, variety, size, shape, responsiveness and just plain ol’ fun.

  15. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 11:01 am #

    Which is why I always chew on pencil erasers.

  16. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 11:03 am #

    They just said we got 4 1/2″ of rain in the past 24 hours. We needed it badly.

  17. clintbird January 25, 2012 at 11:11 am #

    So do we. We haven’t had a meaningful rain here in almost 3 months.

  18. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 11:13 am #

    Probably didn’t need it all at once, didja Dick?

  19. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 25, 2012 at 11:17 am #

    Listening to Anne Coulter on Beck right now.

    I think she lost her mind.

  20. clintbird January 25, 2012 at 11:26 am #

    Think?

  21. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 11:47 am #

    I quit listening to Beck and Coulter. They’ve both lost it. Jay, we’ll take what we can get around here when it comes to rain after this last summer.

  22. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 11:47 am #

    She was even fighting with Andy Levy over a very mild comeback on RedEye the other night. Someone got really thin skin all of a sudden.

  23. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 11:48 am #

    I quit listening to Beck, too. I used to defend him, but being called a racist by someone on “my” side, as well as being called an idiot for even listening to Gingrich was a bridge too far.

    Rush is still #1, and there’s a reason why. He doesn’t piss off people that believe the same things he does.

  24. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 12:00 pm #

    Really? You claim to have a bid deadline of thirty minutes and call me to make a bid on a project 70 miles away that I’ve never seen? How’d that dial tone work out for ya?
    Jackasses.

  25. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 12:03 pm #

    Guess they don’t want a real bid, then, huh?

    Just bid 7 figures, see if you get it. Maybe it was Beck, and you could have stuck it to him. He could bitch about you on his show.

  26. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 12:07 pm #

    I was thinking about saying $200 and then when he called to get the work to go fuck himself.

    Almost as bad as the customer I had yesterday who wanted to renegotiate after I finished the job. I did tell him to go fuck himself and threatened to beat the guy’s ass with a brick hammer right there. He paid cash.

  27. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 25, 2012 at 12:22 pm #

    ^^^That’s why we love the Dick^^^

    *sets trap under low-hanging fruit*

  28. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 25, 2012 at 12:30 pm #

    I noticed on last night’s thread that some of you are just waiting for me to drop the f-bomb.

    I’ll make you a deal – if Obama wins the election in November, I will unleash a string of f-bombs the likes of which you have never heard before in your lives with all the furies of Hell.

    Ask yourselves – how badly do you want my “f***ing” maidenhead? 😛

  29. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 12:36 pm #

    Wow, TiFW goes full sailor, without actually swearing!

    Well done!

  30. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 12:38 pm #

    how badly do you want my “f***ing” maidenhead?

    FUUUUUUUUUU…………

  31. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 12:39 pm #

    And shit…I go to try to get in a nap, and all of this happens.

  32. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 12:40 pm #

    All of what happens? Are we keeping you awake?

    Muahahahaha!

  33. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 12:43 pm #

    No, the dogs did an excellent job of that, J’Ames.

    I meant that this place gets lively, and I missed out. I’m gonna go pout now.

  34. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

    And by “pout” I mean, “make lunch”…

  35. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

    Well, that’s not nearly as much fun.

  36. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 25, 2012 at 12:53 pm #

    Perspective.
    It’s what’s for dinner.

    *dances through blog, secure in the knowledge that virtue is still intact*

  37. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 12:58 pm #

    HEY!!

    You are supposed to dance NAKED through the blog!!

  38. clintbird January 25, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

    *Drops pants to appease Aggie.*

  39. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

    SEE???

    CB knows the rules 😉

  40. MCPO Airdale January 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

    Protein. . . made in the back of every Giant, Publix and Piggly-Wiggly food store in America!*

    *wanna bet that was submitted by a college gradumint who voted for Barry?

  41. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

    TOP Uncivil Peasants SEARCH TERMS!

    babe 31
    beach girls 4
    engrish 3
    fat arm christmas party 3
    beach girls sex 3
    uncivilpeasants 3
    grope

    *beams proudly

  42. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm #

    I’m pretty sure you’re right, MCPO.

    *gives J’Ames a case of Sam Adams and two bags of porkrinds*

  43. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 2:14 pm #

    Do they sell the Cranberry Sam Adams down there during Christmas? That’s my favorite, but they don’t sell it up here, any more.

  44. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 2:17 pm #

    You know, I didn’t see it at all this past holiday. I wonder if they stopped making it?

  45. TerribleTroy January 25, 2012 at 2:18 pm #

    I see that my nefarious plan to corrupt Sweet Polly is working….. She’s named a price…….. Muwahahahahaha…….

    I used to be a Beck fan, I was with him through restoring honor and when he started on his pro-Israeli schtick. But fuck him and his pacifist bullshit. He’s the kinda pussy that gives real pussy a bad name (hey, I had to balance out all the “dick” talk)

    What many are failing to understand is that our “system” is utterly corrupt through and through and the ONLY method of correction is the eradication (or real threat thereof) of those that are corrupted. Outside of that, it will be the same ole shit over & over & over again. When the penalty for doing wrong is more scary than the potential profit, they will stop. I have a fucking TV channel on my basic satellite that has the nerve to call itself “Free Speech TV” it is blatant hardcore socialist / communist lying through their teeth 24 hrs a day BULLSHIT. AND WE ALLOW IT!

    Why is George Soros still alive? Why is Ed Schulz and Chris Matthews still alive? Why do we allow “gangsta’s” to exist in prison? We have a education system that has self identified communists “teaching” our kids. We have people in our government that refuse to follow our Constitution. We have people in our media that blatantly LIE to support the traitors in our government. They dont even have enough honor and pride in their “beliefs” to admit to what they are. Does anyone really believe that they are going to WILLINGLY change or cease and desist? They have taken our system and knowingly used it against us, and then have the nerve to look smugly down their nose with a “and what are you going to do about it”? attitude.

    There is a reason why in the 80’s we knowingly targeted certain “journalists” and “priests” in Central America….AND IT FUCKING WORKED. I’m tired of being reasonable while the unreasonable run amok…

    GOD DAMN I WISH I HAD SOME XANEX! Its a damn shame when the only thing that keeps me from wanting to kill motherfuckers is pharmaceuticals. And to make matters worse, I question my own sanity for feeling this way. I keep asking myself, How am I being unreasonable?

    and finally…B & N !!ELEVENTY!!

    PS. My apologies for the rant….

  46. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

    Beck lost me when he unfairly painted the Libertarian Tx Gov candidate as a truther. Fuck him right up the ass with a chainsaw.

  47. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 25, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

    Troy – eat some chocolate and something with lots of butterfat in it; you’ll feel better.

    And for the record, I didn’t just come up with “my price” – it has been lurking in the back of my mind for some time now.

    I mean, if you’re gonna pop your cherry, you might as well save yourself for something truly worthy of it, right?

    An Obama win – I don’t think I could hold myself back if that were to happen; the expletives will be melting the internet…..

  48. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 3:19 pm #

    Win or lose, the intertubes are gonna have a total meltdown.

  49. MCPO Airdale January 25, 2012 at 3:48 pm #

    HIGH SPEED TRAINS!!

    http://tinyurl.com/64ogzcf

  50. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 3:54 pm #

    This thread is greatness!
    https://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23WhatNancyKnows

  51. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 4:00 pm #

    I’m laughing so hard at those twitterings, I’m crying.

  52. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 4:03 pm #

    Dick, yours are EPIC!!!

  53. TerribleTroy January 25, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

    Just finished watching Justified. Dvr’d last night.

    I feel a bit better now…..I think LOL

    On this lonely road, trying to make it home
    Doing it by my lonesome, pissed off who wants some
    I’m fighting for my soul, god get at your boy
    You try to bogart, fall back, I go hard
    On this lonely road, trying to make it home
    Doing it by my lonesome, pissed off who wants some
    I see them long hard times to come……

  54. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 4:08 pm #

    And I think I’m doing something right:

    http://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/mothers-pride/

    *preens*

  55. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 4:10 pm #

    I just watched Fried Green Tomatoes, because Nick Searcy is in it 😀

  56. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 4:21 pm #

    Secret’s in the Sauce!

  57. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Anyone ever tried the Saran Wrap™ thing?

    I’m asking for a friend.

  58. Jay in Ames January 25, 2012 at 4:23 pm #

    Seems like it would be hot. Plus I’ve never tried it. Things tend to “swell” IYKWIMAITYD.

  59. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 4:33 pm #

    HA! Yes, they do….wait, what?

  60. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

  61. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 5:54 pm #

    Dirty Scrabble

    I’ve played strip Scrabble, but not that…

  62. clintbird January 25, 2012 at 6:00 pm #

    Aggie, seems to me strip scrabble would be WAY too slow.

  63. clintbird January 25, 2012 at 6:00 pm #

    Strip Blackjack makes a lot more sense.

  64. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 6:03 pm #

    Maybe for you, CB 😀

  65. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 7:21 pm #

    Porn. Just wanted to say that.

  66. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 7:27 pm #

    Porn. Just wanted to say make that.

    Fixeted 😀

  67. TerribleTroy January 25, 2012 at 7:41 pm #

    Ok who is responsible for that monstrosity at the top of the poat?

    Are you trying drive me completely insane?

    See where that poor excuse for a human was pulling her “I know shit about Newt” last night?

    Did you see where her “spokesman” corrected / “interpreted” the statement today?

    And her favorite word is “the word.” Dear Lord please re-incarnate Nancy Pelosi as a shitzu in a starving village in China or North Korea….

  68. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 7:44 pm #

    I did NOT see that update….Ick….

    I didn’t see the spokesbloke’s interpretation of la PeLousy. Will it make my eyes bleed?

  69. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 7:48 pm #

    Fuck Pelosi with a book of Green Stamps and a crocodile. Take a look at Newt’s response.
    http://patdollard.com/2012/01/newt-gingrich-challenges-nancy-pelosi-if-you-have-something-on-me-spit-it-out/

  70. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 8:05 pm #

    Nance set herself up really well. If she spills, she gets charged. If she doesn’t, she looks bad to the liberals.

  71. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 25, 2012 at 8:29 pm #

    Yup – there is nothing sweeter to see than the wild-eyed desperation of that hag trying to be relevant now that she is out of power.

    Nancy, dear – you clawed your way to the top and then sold the remaining crumbs of your blackened soul to do the heavy lifting for a creature who has cared not a whit about anyone once they have made him look good and gotten him what he wants.

    Maybe you can have lunch with Bart Stupak and Ben Nelson one of these days and ya’ll can commiserate about what a son-of-a-bitch the half-breed ingrate is (then again, they probably harbor more than a few hard feelings against you as well).

    Just remember – you’re the one who certified him eligible to hold the office…..

  72. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 10:05 pm #

    Balls…

  73. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 10:05 pm #

    Boobs….

  74. clintbird January 25, 2012 at 10:25 pm #

    Taint.

  75. clintbird January 25, 2012 at 10:26 pm #

    Nipples! Yeah, that’s the ticket, nipples!

  76. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 10:26 pm #

    Buuuu’hole

  77. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 25, 2012 at 10:27 pm #

    Neck chewing and ear nibbling.

  78. LC Aggie Sith January 25, 2012 at 10:42 pm #

    Huggin’ and kissin’…

  79. clintbird January 26, 2012 at 12:18 am #

    Okay, it’s late, so we might as well break on through to …

  80. Jay in Ames January 26, 2012 at 9:19 am #

    New Poat!

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