Weekend Funny

14 Jan

Have an awesome weekend!!!

44 Responses to “Weekend Funny”

  1. LC Aggie Sith January 14, 2012 at 9:45 am #

    GOOD MORNING PEASANTS!!!!

  2. clintbird January 14, 2012 at 10:15 am #

    Good morning, aggie.

  3. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 14, 2012 at 10:42 am #

    According to Facechump, the party’s on for OS3 Stinky. Wish I was with him.

  4. TerribleTroy January 14, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

    Yawwwwwwwnnnnn…..Slept like shit (fucking nightmares suck), still pissed from yesterday. But its a new day, and I was able to wake up and dress myself, so I guess I shouldn’t whine too much.

    Don’t know what kinda party Stinky is having so I can only hope he has a good time.

    Did I mention lately that I wish ALL socialists, communists, and followers of mohammed (PISS be upon him) were DEAD.

    Oh yeah almost forgot………wait for it………

    BOOBIES!

    ps. Actually I didn’t almost forget….. what self respecting heterosexual male could forget BOOBIES?

  5. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 14, 2012 at 12:31 pm #

    I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who has been having nightmares…

  6. TerribleTroy January 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm #

    Mine come like clockwork about every 6 weeks. They usually last for 2-3 nights and its not wise to approach me while asleep as I have a tendency of lashing out. I view them as the way my brain does “system maintenance”, clearing cache and defragging. I don’t begrudge them, but it ain’t no fun. I do find it interesting that I rarely “dream” any other time.

  7. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm #

    I usually have much longer periods between the nightmares unless something triggers them, but yeah..I rarely dream any other time.

  8. Jay in Ames January 14, 2012 at 1:42 pm #

    Someone sent me some cool pics. Shared them at my place: http://jayinames.wordpress.com/2012/01/14/amazing-paths/

  9. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 14, 2012 at 6:20 pm #

    *Runs thru poat nekkid. Stops. Shakes unit at cameras*

  10. Jay in Ames January 14, 2012 at 8:23 pm #

    Pretty good football game out west, hope you caught it!

  11. LC Aggie Sith January 14, 2012 at 10:06 pm #

    I wish I could watch a game somewhere….

  12. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 14, 2012 at 11:27 pm #

    You trapped somewhere, Aggie?

  13. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 8:26 am #

    Good morning Peasants!!

    I wasn’t exactly trapped, Dick. More like….there was a videogame tournament going in the living room, and since my Eldest had been kind enough to clean the kitchen and vacuum so well, I relented and let her enjoy the big TV 🙂

    Oh, and that pic of Bear Kelly put up? That was so cute, and deadly 😀

  14. clintbird January 15, 2012 at 10:07 am #

    Underpants!

  15. clintbird January 15, 2012 at 10:25 am #

    Pork Chops!

  16. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 10:26 am #

    INCONTINENCE!!!

    Wait, what?

  17. TerribleTroy January 15, 2012 at 10:27 am #

    and applesauce!

  18. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 10:47 am #

    What, no BOOBIES???

  19. clintbird January 15, 2012 at 10:48 am #

    NIPPLES! Is there anyone who doesn’t love ’em?

  20. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 11:08 am #

  21. clintbird January 15, 2012 at 11:22 am #

    *Puts on sunglasses.*

  22. TerribleTroy January 15, 2012 at 11:35 am #

    Well of course I was going to add BOOBIES. I was just warming up. Plus I didnt want yall to think I had a one track mind….

    I do think about other stuff …..sometimes, occasionally, rarely…..Ok I admit it! I think about BOOBIES ALL THE TIME…..

    Stop JUDGING me!

  23. clintbird January 15, 2012 at 12:22 pm #

    *I sometimes think about other wimmen parts.*

  24. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 12:37 pm #

    *I sometimes think about other wimmen parts all the time.*

  25. clintbird January 15, 2012 at 12:40 pm #

    Busted again!

  26. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 12:42 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    You wouldn’t be a Peasant if you didn’t, CB 😉

  27. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 1:13 pm #

    Yay, me…off to the mall…

  28. TerribleTroy January 15, 2012 at 1:34 pm #

    A poem by Tyrone Washington Jefferson Jr. the 3rd.

    Sneak in Window dead of Night..
    Kill my landlord
    Kill my landlord

    See his Dog, Do he Bite?
    Kill my landlord
    Kill my landlord

    Steal his TV, out of sight
    Kill my landlord
    Kill my landlord

    Trade for Crack, I just might
    Kill my landlord
    Kill my landlord

    I wont have to suck dick tonight!
    Kill my landlord
    Kill my landlord

    The preceding was brought to you by Gangsta’s for the Arts, The National Association of Prison Poets, NPR, & SNL. Paid for with your tax dollars. YO!

    Now back to your regularly scheduled program…..

  29. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

    I worry about you, Troy….

  30. Jay in Ames January 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

    I worry about you, Troy….

    Meh, seems perfectly normal.

    For Troy.

  31. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 2:54 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    How’s it going, J’Ames?

  32. Jay in Ames January 15, 2012 at 3:01 pm #

    It’s going. I don’t have a cold, chores are done (kinda, I’m on football break), and I’m seriously contemplating making chili dogs for dinner.

  33. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 3:08 pm #

    Chili dogs?? COMFORT FOOD!!!

    Definitely go with that.

  34. TerribleTroy January 15, 2012 at 3:29 pm #

    Whuuuut? Its not like I ran through the poat nekid shaking my unit for the cameras… : )

  35. Jay in Ames January 15, 2012 at 3:37 pm #

    And that’s normal too.

    For SD.

  36. TerribleTroy January 15, 2012 at 3:53 pm #

    Ahhhhh….Ramen noodles and PB& J…..breakfast of champions! (for guys too lazy to actually cook like me)

    The problem I have with Chili Dogs is that I have difficulty finding good dogs. As for the chili see above….

  37. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

    Wow, it has been over two days since SD ran through here nekkid.

  38. Jay in Ames January 15, 2012 at 6:30 pm #

    Anybody want a pretzel?

    IMAG0276

  39. LC Aggie Sith January 15, 2012 at 6:35 pm #

    YES!!!!!

    When can I expect you, J’Ames?

  40. Jay in Ames January 15, 2012 at 6:47 pm #

    I mailed it, aggie. Should be there in 3-5 days.

    If someone in the post office doesn’t eat it first.

  41. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 15, 2012 at 7:54 pm #

    Just put the finishing touches on “Amish Baked Oatmeal” to bake for our weekend guests in the morning.

    Here’s the recipe I used:
    http://www.food.com/recipe/Amish-Baked-Oatmeal-117211

    There are lots of recipes out there with fruit and nuts added; we didn’t have anything “fresh” laying around, so I just did the basic recipe…..

  42. Jay in Ames January 15, 2012 at 9:18 pm #

    I like the looks of that recipe.

  43. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 16, 2012 at 9:16 am #

    OMG – how have I lived 51 years on this planet and never had BAKED OATMEAL for breakfast before?

    I cannot stand that soppy, gooey, white stuff that everyone tells you is “good for you” – it’s like porridge/gruel, and I don’t care how much stuff you add to it, it’s still just gross.

    But this?

    Top it with Craisins, toasted almond slivers, brown sugar, a dab or three of butter, and some cream, and your tummy will be happy all morning long.

    Definitely getting added to the TiFW breakfast repertoire…..

  44. Jay in Ames January 16, 2012 at 9:24 am #

    Cool, TiFW, I was gonna try that later this week.

    NEW POAT!

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