Greatest Smash Up Evah!!

9 Jan

 

This is my kids’ new theme song. Some will like it, others hate it, but it works!!

53 Responses to “Greatest Smash Up Evah!!”

  1. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 9:11 am #

    WAKE UP, PEASANTS!!!

  2. Jay in Ames January 9, 2012 at 9:12 am #

    You beat me to the poat. Oh well, there’s one for tomorrow, then.

  3. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 9:16 am #

    You can delete this one, J’Ames. I don’t mind 🙂

  4. Jay in Ames January 9, 2012 at 9:30 am #

    Nah, it’s no worse than mine.

  5. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 9:33 am #

    I’m…not sure how to take that…

  6. Jay in Ames January 9, 2012 at 9:35 am #

    Haha, you’ll just have to wait and see!

    Or peek, I suppose.

  7. Jay in Ames January 9, 2012 at 9:36 am #

    Although, I should probably add boobs. That seems to bring Troy out to play.

  8. TerribleTroy January 9, 2012 at 9:48 am #

    Did somebody says boobies?

  9. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 9, 2012 at 9:48 am #

    Rain….

  10. clintbird January 9, 2012 at 10:36 am #

    Send that rain up our way, Dick. We REALLY need it!!!

  11. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 9, 2012 at 11:09 am #

    Hola, miscreants!

    Made it back from our weekend trip to see Mr. TiFW’s dad.
    The school called this morning to tell us that Rebecca had diarrhea and was complaining about her stomach hurting.

    So she’s home now, and feeling JUST FINE (of course!).

    And it’s raining.

    *checks calendar*

    Yeppers, it’s Monday, all right……

  12. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 9, 2012 at 11:10 am #

    Clint, ya can’t have any of our rain!

  13. Jay in Ames January 9, 2012 at 11:19 am #

    Ha, clint that reminds me. They put speed cameras on the interstate in Des Moines. Everybody complained that it was just to raise revenue. They claimed “No, No! It’s all about safety!”

    Fast forward to now. The city, facing a shortfall in income, is discussing putting the speed cameras revenue (not insignificant, mind you) into the general fund.

    One year is all it took them. From safety device to way to raise more taxes. I’ll bet more cameras are about to go up.

  14. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 9, 2012 at 11:28 am #

    We’ve been successfully limiting and or pushing the cameras out, here.

    Sucks to be you guys…

  15. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 9, 2012 at 11:29 am #

    Texas politicians are scumsucking vampires, too? Gosh, who’d of figured?

  16. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 9, 2012 at 11:30 am #

    My little city (Euless) refuses to have them and has a balanced budget, for now.

  17. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 11:38 am #

    The rain sorta came by here. It’s a bit wet, got cooler, but the brunt of it passed us by.

  18. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 11:52 am #

    PSA: I’m sick.

  19. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 11:53 am #

    And tired…

  20. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

    But mostly sick.

  21. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 9, 2012 at 12:06 pm #

    DeathCold 2012 came to our house this weekend.

    The Mrs. went through two boxes of kleenex herself, and sounded like a commercial for euthinasia.

    I watched Torchwood: Children of Earth, and am now convinced that immortality would be a curse, not a gift.

    I also watched The Grace Card, which I really enjoyed, although the first 25 minutes or so were hard and not enjoyable to watch.

  22. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 12:12 pm #

    am now convinced that immortality would be a curse, not a gift.

    I’ve always felt that, which is one reason I can’t watch that show.

  23. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 9, 2012 at 12:32 pm #

    Aggie, I find myself watching it despite the stuff I have issues with. I think it is due to the fact that some of the scripts really are top shelf, and the acting is usually very, very good.

    I was very moved by the death of one of the main characters, even though I never felt his gay relationship was a necessary element of the story.

  24. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 1:06 pm #

    Gwen doesn’t hurt, either 😉

  25. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 9, 2012 at 1:24 pm #

    Only when she talks, or walks, or shoots people…

  26. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 1:48 pm #

    She sure is hawt when she pulls the trigger.

  27. Jay in Ames January 9, 2012 at 2:54 pm #

    Did you see this one? Made me laugh: Weasel Zippers: Meghan McRINO Outraged Over Book Detailing Michelle Obama’s White House Behavior: They Deserve A “Small Emoticon of Privacy!”…

    Wait, emoticon? Here’s an emoticon to represent Meghan’s job performance. 😦

  28. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 3:08 pm #

    EMOTICON???

    Sweet Jehosephat, that chick is beyond dumb. No wonder the liberals love her.

  29. Stinky's Dad January 9, 2012 at 3:31 pm #

    Home from dad’s house. Finally broke the news that once he passes we’ll be moving to Delaware. Being in a rich guy’s will meant nothing to me….

  30. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 3:44 pm #

    How did he take it, SD?

  31. Stinky's Dad January 9, 2012 at 4:11 pm #

    Actually, pretty good. He brought it up considering Kel’s folks are getting up there in age and she’s an only child.
    I told him I’d buy some land and plant a Texas flag in the middle of it just to piss off the locals. He liked that idea.

  32. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 4:12 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! He would 😀

  33. MCPO Airdale January 9, 2012 at 4:17 pm #

    The locals in Delaware are just jealous that they’ve never been to Tejas!

  34. MCPO Airdale January 9, 2012 at 4:25 pm #

    SD – How is that young Petty Officer of yours doing?

  35. Stinky's Dad January 9, 2012 at 4:30 pm #

    He’s doing his 90 days in the “skulley” (sp) right now. KP heaven I suppose and he’s about 4 quals away from his SWB.

  36. TerribleTroy January 9, 2012 at 4:31 pm #

    Delaware? If I have this right, you’re going to move from Tx to De? You understand there isnt much in De except gawdamn yankees? Dont get me wrong, Im sure there are good people in and from De, they just aren’t the majority. I’ll give you this, you are a brave sumbitch for being willing to move behind enemy lines. De is almost as bad as IL.

    I was thinking about Illinois and how fucked up it is and I realized that freaking Californians have more freedoms. Cant carry a gun in IL. Can carry a gun in CA. Cant smoke pot in IL, Can smoke pot in CA. I’m paying similar taxes, the states are similarly bankrupt….WTF? I want my guns and drugs! I’m gettin gyped here by the prognazis…..

  37. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 9, 2012 at 4:32 pm #

    The good thing about Meggy Mac is that her popularity as a pundit reveals how shallow and vapid much of the media is.

  38. MCPO Airdale January 9, 2012 at 4:33 pm #

    Scullery – Dishwashing and trash detail. I did half of my 90 days cleaning staterooms and the other half Mess cranking (scullery).

    At least it’s not the ship’s laundry. . . that job is a serious pain in the ass!

  39. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 9, 2012 at 4:43 pm #

    IN which I bitch about yet another trivial regulation that is making my life miserable:

    Free Healthcare for Everyone! (While supplies last…..) http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1ch

    I just love it when one of the kids calls up with an “emergency” of their own making. (“Gee, honey – maybe if you hadn’t screwed up and gotten kicked out of one institute of higher learning, you wouldn’t have to worry about this today…..”)

    Oh, well – no teacher like experience.
    (Meanwhile, the grey hairs are multiplying at an exponential rate on the momma’s head…..)

  40. Stinky's Dad January 9, 2012 at 4:50 pm #

    Troy, we’re moving to lower Sussex county, which is pretty much East Texas, with more trees. Hell, nobody even notices my accent there.
    As far as the gun laws go, we’re gonna buy 5-10 acres in the woods, then I’m gonna walk out my new place and rip off a 30 rd mag as fast as the trigger can be pulled.
    I figure within a half hour I oughtta know everything I need to know about there guns laws, though on paper, they seem damn near identical to Texas.

  41. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 4:52 pm #

    That sounds like a nice place for a visit, SD 😀

  42. Stinky's Dad January 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

    Gorgeous country and for the most part, very nice folks.

  43. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 9, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

    Oh, and even better than that – when the doctor’s office called back to let me know that they don’t DO those vaccines, the nurse and I got to talking about how crazy it is that everyone is out of the vaccine, but it’s required for college students, and they can’t enroll without having the vaccine in the first place, and the rules just changed at the first of the year, yada, yada, yada…

    Then – thinking that she might agree with me (being in the healthcare field and all) – I lightheartedly said, “Welcome to Obamacare!”

    It got REAL quiet on the other end.
    Then she said, “Well, with that, I guess I’m gonna get off the phone”, and abruptly hung up.

    (And yes – she did sound like a member of one of Obama’s core constituencies; I guess that makes me a racist, huh?)

  44. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm #

    I will make sure to gatecrash look y’all up while on vacation, SD.

    Teresa, you racist! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  45. Stinky's Dad January 9, 2012 at 5:06 pm #

    Teresa, change docs, fast. Cause this one’s just put you on his shit list.

  46. Stinky's Dad January 9, 2012 at 5:07 pm #

    Oh, Chief. He’s qualified on most of the radar systems now.

  47. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 9, 2012 at 5:20 pm #

    It’s not MY doctor, Dick – the kids needed “a doctor” while they were in college, and my doctor’s practice wasn’t accepting new patients (pediatricians won’t accept kids above the age of 18; “adult” doctors won’t accept anyone below the age of 16).

    The kids like her just fine – she’s really personable. I don’t think the nurse is gonna influence the doctor very much – the doctor feels the same way about Obamacare.

    Besides, the kids don’t see the doctor all that much in the first place.

    It’s just the first time that I have EVER heard a person in the healthcare industry who sounded like they might have a GOOD opinion about Obamacare…..

  48. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm #

    Nursing unions pushed for Obamacare something fierce, Teresa, so I’m not surprised.

  49. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 5:27 pm #

    Oh, and Hubby got a “dues statement enclosed” from the AMA.

    He has never been a member.

    I called them, and talked to a very nice gentleman who was trying to convince me to pay for a membership for Hubby because “it will be in his best interest as we begin to implement the new healthcare laws.”

    When I asked him if he was reading from a script, he sighed and said, “Yes, ma’am…”

    I chuckled and said thanks, but no thanks.

  50. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 9, 2012 at 5:51 pm #

    But I thought that Healthcare was a RIGHT, and we were supposed to get it for “free”, so why would we need to pay for membership into something that we were promised we would be GIVEN?

    /sarc off

  51. Hollywood January 9, 2012 at 6:32 pm #

    The only rights I know are the Bill of rights…
    It don’t say anything about healthcare!
    Interesting comment about the cameras. There are some 40 million in the ROK. At first I was like Daamnn I bet they wish they had the 4th amendment… Then hit hit me. Well if all hell were to break loose ya gotta have a way to keep a constant eye on the commies… Which had me thinking. We should only point cameras in the US on all the houses and socialist hideouts/buildings. LOL I don’t think we can afford anymore “revenue”. Especially when it gets sent in aid to everyone and their mother around the world.

  52. LC Aggie Sith January 9, 2012 at 6:42 pm #

    I think you have something there, H’wood!

    Also, point them at the borders 😀

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