Funny and True Converge

4 Jan

Now, go grab Life by the balls, and have a great day!!!

74 Responses to “Funny and True Converge”

  1. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 7:49 am #

    GOOD MORNING WANKERS!!!

  2. clintbird January 4, 2012 at 8:14 am #

    Good morning, Aggie.

  3. Jay in Ames January 4, 2012 at 8:43 am #

    Back to work, grumble grumble. Do you know how long it’s gonna take me to go through all these emails?

  4. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 9:11 am #

    Forfuckingever, J’Ames.

    That’s why you have a “delete” button.

  5. Jay in Ames January 4, 2012 at 9:27 am #

    I know which button you speak of, aggie. It’s the one with the lettering worn off, at least on my keyboard.

  6. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 9:31 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    MINE IS THE CAPS LOCK.

    Damnit to hell… ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. QueenBee January 4, 2012 at 9:52 am #

    Good Morning All….
    Have you all done Aggie’s challenge? ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. Jay in Ames January 4, 2012 at 11:00 am #

  9. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 11:01 am #

    I knew it!

  10. clintbird January 4, 2012 at 11:17 am #

    “Good Morning Allโ€ฆ.
    Have you all done Aggieโ€™s challenge?”

    Is this code?

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 4, 2012 at 11:26 am #

    You forgot the post-script:

    P.S. You guys can have it back in about an hour, if you like.

  12. clintbird January 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm #

  13. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm #

    You know, this day is just sucky.

    Eldest was sick this morning, I broke a half-empty (heh!) bottle of wine on the floor, my sister called bitching, the dogs have not been nice to each other, and it’s laundry day.

  14. Jay in Ames January 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm #

    Eldest was sick this morning, I broke a half-empty (heh!) bottle of wine on the floor, my sister called bitching, the dogs have not been nice to each other, and itโ€™s laundry day.

    But Mom, I needed those clothes for praaaaactice!

  15. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 2:59 pm #

    Are you eavesdropping in my life J’Ames???

  16. Jay in Ames January 4, 2012 at 3:02 pm #

    No, just reusing lines I used on my mom, back in the day.

    I knew they would come in handy, again.

  17. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 3:11 pm #

    It’s like kids are pre-programmed for that stuff…

  18. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 3:43 pm #

    BisW and J’Ames: DJ alert at my FB page!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  19. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

    So besides me, who else here yells, “Release The Kraken!” whenever they undo their pants?

  20. MCPO Airdale January 4, 2012 at 4:53 pm #

    I usually just look down to see if it’s still there. . .

  21. Jay in Ames January 4, 2012 at 4:54 pm #

    I say that prior to a “dutch oven”.

  22. clintbird January 4, 2012 at 5:10 pm #

    I look down and fondly remember the good times we once had.

  23. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 5:16 pm #

    So now all the net jackasses have destroyed every candidate but Romney, Paul, and Santorum…

    Seriously, is this the best we conservatives can fucking do? I’m disgusted and ready to start shooting the “so called” right wing pundits.

  24. Jay in Ames January 4, 2012 at 5:19 pm #

    They just winged Perry. Don’t know if it will matter, but he hasn’t given up yet!

  25. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 5:25 pm #

    They just winged Perry.

    Perry blew his own fucking foot, leg and dick off.
    You have a link for the final Iowa #s?

  26. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 5:31 pm #

    who else here yells, โ€œRelease The Kraken!โ€ whenever they undo their pants?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  27. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 5:35 pm #

    Thanks, Jay. After looking at the #’s, I don’t think Perry’s in a terminal slide, yet.

  28. Jay in Ames January 4, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

    10%, I think McCain did worse. But he won SC. Hope Rick gets his shit together.

  29. Jay in Ames January 4, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

    welp, time to go to a basketball game with Texas. I hope the good Cyclone team shows up, or it’s gonna be a long night.

  30. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 5:44 pm #

    Aggie, I totally swiped that line from my new favorite movie.

  31. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 5:46 pm #

    Which I will definitely check out, SD.

    Speaking of McCain, I found it funny that he came out to NH to endorse Romney.

    And by funny, I mean FUUUUUUUUU.

  32. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 4, 2012 at 5:47 pm #

    Just scheduled DD#3’s trip to London – The Boy’s family is gonna let her stay with them for the month of February.

    This should be interesting…..
    (On the bright side, we get the house back to ourselves for a month!)

  33. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 5:47 pm #

    Wow… trapped in the brutal, endless hell of moderation at Aggie’s dump.

  34. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 5:48 pm #

    Oh, and you totally owe me, Dick.

    I spewed my coke all over my shirt after reading your comment at Sithy.

  35. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 5:49 pm #

    Teresa, maybe that hubby of yours can get himself a new pussy while the kids are gone.

    (payback rocks, really, it does.)

  36. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 5:50 pm #

    YAY, Teresa!

    A whole month in England during the winter?? I hope she likes that…

  37. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 5:52 pm #

    Oh, and you totally owe me, Dick.

    I spewed my coke all over my shirt after reading your comment at Sithy.

    Not gonna say it…

  38. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 5:54 pm #

    I used a comma!!!

  39. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 5:56 pm #

    Hahahahaha!

  40. MCPO Airdale January 4, 2012 at 6:02 pm #

    DD#3 should go down to visit S. Weasel and Uncle Badger. Where in England will she be staying?

  41. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 6:04 pm #

    So Eldest was in Physics class and the teacher asked what number you need to convert moles to atoms.

    Eldest: Avogadro’s Number

    Guys in class: An AVOCADO??

    Hilarity ensued.

  42. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 6:14 pm #

    What freaking grade is this, Aggie? 11th or 12th?

  43. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 8:42 pm #

    Here ya go, BiW.

  44. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 8:47 pm #

    His comback.

  45. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 9:04 pm #

    She’s in 11th, Dick.

    Sorry I was gone. Had to take Son to get his haircut, and Eldest needed to buy a present for a friend.

  46. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 9:23 pm #

    Hell, we were just learning how to break open Chevy steering columns and hotwire them in the 11th grade. (Dallas schools)

  47. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 9:30 pm #

    You realize you were using physics for that, right?

    You’re a GENIUS!!

  48. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 9:35 pm #

    And electronics!

  49. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 9:44 pm #

    Real world applications of motherfucking SCIENCE!!

    I think I need a cigarette… ๐Ÿ˜€

  50. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 9:48 pm #

    Ya ought ta see what I can do with a few bricks and some mortar.

  51. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 9:53 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I have…you do great work. And you know what? I bet you could use them mad skills to make a three layer cake too!

  52. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 4, 2012 at 9:55 pm #

    I approve.

    And yes, the occaision did call for Jeremy to be nice to the Hamster.

    If only because he had the fastest ever car crash in Britain.

  53. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 10:19 pm #

    You know what they say about us guys who work with our hands?

    We take more Tylenol.

  54. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 10:23 pm #

    And use more hand lotion, too ๐Ÿ˜‰

  55. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 10:33 pm #

    True enough, and it still doesn’t help much.

  56. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 10:40 pm #

    Well, you have to buff the dead skin off first, then place hands in an oil and water soak, then pat dry and then put lotion on.

    Now I sound like Marge.

  57. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 10:44 pm #

    Never gonna happen. You and I both know it.

  58. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 10:47 pm #

    Oh, I do. There ain’t no doubt about THAT ๐Ÿ˜€

  59. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 4, 2012 at 10:48 pm #

    Gold Bond Ultimate Healing Foot Therapy Cream.
    Works wonders.
    (The Foot Therapy Cream is the only one that I have found works on rough, dry skin – I think it’s the Uric Acid that does the trick…..)

  60. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 10:50 pm #

    I can just pee on my hands and save money.

  61. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 4, 2012 at 10:51 pm #

    I’m tired. G,night Ladies.

  62. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 10:52 pm #

    Do they have a hand cream also? Or do you use it for your hands as well, Teresa?

  63. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 10:53 pm #

    G’night, Dick!! *smooch*

  64. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 4, 2012 at 11:00 pm #

    Use it on my hands, my face, my cracked heels (which is what I got it for originally, after trying LOTS of different creams and lotions).
    It makes them all soft as a baby’s bottom.
    http://is.gd/8crASM

    (Incidentally, when I went GF, the cracked heels miraculously disappeared after a couple of months; unfortunately, when I started on steroids, they came back. Apparently a compromised immune system is what causes that particular condition…..)

  65. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 4, 2012 at 11:03 pm #

    I’ll usually use a little bit on my hands, rub it in really good, then rub my hands over my face to give it a light coating – it’s a little too thick to use as a “straight” face cream, but that tiny amount seems to be just right.

  66. clintbird January 4, 2012 at 11:37 pm #

    Actually, go to your nearest dairy vet and buy Utter Butter for your hands. Works great and is cheap compared to human “miracle skin products.”

  67. clintbird January 4, 2012 at 11:38 pm #

    Uh, sorry. Make that Udder Butter.

  68. clintbird January 4, 2012 at 11:38 pm #

    It’s good for your tits too.

  69. clintbird January 4, 2012 at 11:39 pm #

    The wimmens’ SD, not yours.

  70. LC Aggie Sith January 4, 2012 at 11:50 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    I remember something called “Udderly Smooth”…is that the same thing?

  71. clintbird January 5, 2012 at 12:23 am #

    Might be, aggie. Several different brands are out there.

  72. Jay in Ames January 5, 2012 at 12:30 am #

    Sounds udderly fascinating.

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