Happy Tuesday!!

3 Jan

Not for me, but maybe y’all will have a happy one.

I sent this pic to my niece, and that little liberal snot didn’t like it. Mission accomplished!!

Have a good one!! 😀

63 Responses to “Happy Tuesday!!”

  1. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 8:02 am #

    GOOD MORNING PEASANT WANKERS!!!

    Or is it wanking Peasants? I forget.

  2. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 9:01 am #

    Oh, and please say a prayer for J’Ames. He’s working the Iowa Caucus today.

  3. TerribleTroy January 3, 2012 at 9:10 am #

    Dear Lord, please let Jays aim be true if he needs to defend our voting institution from smelly hippies, godless heathens, and nazi midgets.

    Amen.

  4. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 9:33 am #

    Niiiice prayer, Troy!!

  5. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 9:45 am #

    That pic makes me hungry.

  6. TerribleTroy January 3, 2012 at 10:02 am #

    Thinking about salad SD?

  7. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 3, 2012 at 10:07 am #

    Dear Iowa,

    Don’t screw this up.

    KTHXBYE!

  8. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 10:38 am #

    Sure is a nice healthy cow.

  9. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 11:09 am #

    It’s been asshole on the phone day here so far with idiots fishing for prices and con artists learning I’m a bigger asshole than they are.
    The last con artist who called from this number. 214-615-2174

  10. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 11:10 am #

    Traces back to a discount casket company, but the shithead claimed he bought houses.

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 3, 2012 at 11:28 am #

    Iran will take action if a U.S. aircraft carrier which left the area because of Iranian naval exercises returns to the Gulf, the state news agency quoted army chief Ataollah Salehi as saying on Tuesday.

    “Iran will not repeat its warning … the enemy’s carrier has been moved to the Sea of Oman because of our drill. I recommend and emphasize to the American carrier not to return to the Persian Gulf,” Salehi told IRNA.

    Chief, do all four fighter squadrons operate at the same time? Cause if they do, I’m thinking that this guy ends up with some very interesting stains in his pants if they are actually stupid enough to treat the Johnny Reb like an “enemy”.

    http://tinyurl.com/7hecs46

  12. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 11:54 am #

    Fuck Iran. Let’s sink their fucking Navy, shoot down their air force, napalm their troops, level their capitol, and destroy their entire infrastructure, including all electricity generating plants.
    Then let’s grab lunch.

  13. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 3, 2012 at 12:08 pm #

    You forgot the part about converting them to Christianity.

    Can’t forget the insult to injury.

  14. TerribleTroy January 3, 2012 at 12:21 pm #

    I’m starting to get a little frustrated with the iranian govt. I think we should kill them now before they really make me angry….

  15. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 3, 2012 at 12:33 pm #

    My latest blog post:

    Dear Iowa Republican Caucus-goers…. http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1bE

  16. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 3, 2012 at 12:35 pm #

    Iran has a “Navy”?

    And an “Air Force”?

    These words…..I do not think they mean what these people think they mean……

  17. Jay in Ames January 3, 2012 at 2:00 pm #

    Nice prayer, Troy!

    The occupy protesters said they weren’t going to disrupt the caucuses. They said that as they were being arrested lying down in a hotel lobby where the DNC chairman was.

    So there’s that.

  18. Jay in Ames January 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm #

    What, you haven’t seen the pictures of their speedboats with outboard motors, TiFW? And their remote controlled balsa planes?

  19. Jay in Ames January 3, 2012 at 2:03 pm #

    I think they have some f-14s left over from the Shah days, too. If they can cannibalize enough parts to keep them in the air.

  20. Jay in Ames January 3, 2012 at 2:16 pm #

    I have to drive all the way across town for my caucus. Bastids!

    What’s wrong with the last place? Everybody is in one area, now, the middle school. Guess that will make it easier for protesting.

  21. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 2:42 pm #

    Teresa, The have 6-10 WWII era Frigates and destroyers the US sold them when the shah was around & 20-30 craptastic submarines, all equipped with 1976 Ford Pinto gas tanks.

  22. Jay in Ames January 3, 2012 at 2:43 pm #

    I think the Russians sold them some Kilo class subs, too, SD. They were top of the line at the time, IIRC.

    Not in the Los Angeles class, though.

  23. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

    Yeah, I think you’re correct. Those are diesel, so they’re easy spot by the oil trail when they’re sunk.

  24. Jay in Ames January 3, 2012 at 3:03 pm #

    Heh, Marcus Luttrell getting ready to work the caucus in Iowa:

    http://yfrog.com/kkp7blmj

  25. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 3:32 pm #

    YAY!! Shopping is done!

    What was I shopping for? Christmas gifts…

  26. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 3, 2012 at 3:44 pm #

    For Christmas gifts? That’s dedication.

  27. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 3:46 pm #

    That’s dedication.

    No, that’s procrastination 😀

  28. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 3, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

    DD#3 owes us BIG TIME – apparently it’s not enough to Skype/e-mail with The Boy; she feels the need to text him whenever the urge strikes.

    She texted him over 200 times last month.

    To the tune of $2.00 per International Text.

    So much for all of the money she made working this month.
    (And she wonders why we weren’t willing to believe her when she PROMISED that she wouldn’t be texting “all that much” if we got her an unlimited texting plan…..)

  29. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 4:56 pm #

    She texted him over 200 times last month.

    To the tune of $2.00 per International Text.

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  30. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

    Teresa, who is your carrier?

    I would call them and ask if they can retroactively sign you up for an international texting plan. AT&T did that for me and Hubby, and saved us about $200 the month I discovered I was paying a shitload to text him.

  31. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 3, 2012 at 5:31 pm #

    Follow my logic here, people:
    1) Hybrid sharks in Australia MAY be the result of global warming: http://is.gd/EEYbdj

    The theory is that the 2 species of sharks were adapting to global warming, and thus spawned a new species.

    Therefore, IF GLOBAL WARMING IS REALLY HAPPENING – I propose that these scientists should just wait until the inevitable happens:
    2) Gas-powered automobiles take it upon themselves to voluntarily reproduce with battery-powered cars to produce hybrid cars without any interference from yucky people.

    It’s “Science”, right?
    (Granted, it’s not the science I learned in school, but apparently that’s been replaced with “new” science)

    My theory has the added benefit of proving the global warming theory as valid once and for all – obviously if AGW does, indeed, exist, then hybrid cars will spring forth from the earth with no help from us whatsoever!

    ***Today’s lesson has been brought to you by the Hank Johnson College of Science and Logic***

  32. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 3, 2012 at 5:32 pm #

    Aggie, our carrier is T-Mobile – if this keeps up, she’s getting booted off of our plan and onto one of her own that she can pay for all by herself…..

  33. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 5:34 pm #

    Doesn’t hurt to call, Teresa 😉

    Also, the logic is SOUND 😀

  34. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 3, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

    What high school student wouldn’t be thrilled to have the President of the United States coming to deliver a speech on the economy? http://is.gd/LETx4w

    I dunno, Wally – I kinda like the uplifiting speeches a little bit better; y’know, the ones that say that we are the hope of the future and all that rot?…..
    (Oh, well – at least they can text their friends while Teh One drones on….and on…..and on…..and on…..)

  35. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 5:52 pm #

    As long as they have unlimited texting plans, Teresa!

  36. Dick (@DicksTrash) January 3, 2012 at 6:16 pm #

    Teresa, you need more useless drama in your house

  37. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 6:19 pm #

    I thought my family was bad.

    Then again, my extended family makes Teresa’s look like they are from Stepford.

  38. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 3, 2012 at 6:32 pm #

    The thing is, our family is really not bad at all, and most of the time things are relatively calm around here!

    I’m just letting off steam, and you fine people are unfortunate enough to be the recipients of my bitching….. 😛

  39. MCPO Airdale January 3, 2012 at 6:35 pm #

    BisW – You can launch every aircraft on the ship within about 50 mins.

  40. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 3, 2012 at 6:38 pm #

    But while we’re on the subject of TiFW family drama, DD#2 managed to get herself kicked out of A&M this semester.

    Apparently they don’t appreciate the fact that – after advising her that she needed to bring her GPA up this semester – she went from a 1.9 to a 1.631.

    AFTER dropping a class and only carrying 9 credit hours this semester.

    Surprisingly enough, she was SHOCKED that Mom and Dad weren’t willing to continue funding her education, either…..

  41. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 6:38 pm #

    I guess I should get my ass in gear and start cooking.

    Time me starting….NOW!!

  42. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX January 3, 2012 at 6:42 pm #

    Dick, your new pussy is so adorable!

  43. clintbird January 3, 2012 at 6:45 pm #

    Dick had a sex change operation? Who knew?

  44. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 6:51 pm #

    Heh… P03 Stinky should be scoring about 4 pounds of jerky in the mail sometime in the next couple of weeks.

    *pats self on the back for being a good dad*

  45. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 6:54 pm #

    Dick, your new pussy is so adorable!

    I haven’t the words.

  46. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 6:59 pm #

    I love a pretty, delicate pussy.

  47. MCPO Airdale January 3, 2012 at 7:19 pm #

    S.D> – Man, PO3 Stinky is a lucky boy! Jerky is almost better than Cap’n Crunch!

  48. TerribleTroy January 3, 2012 at 7:20 pm #

    Reminds me of a old Richard Pryor skit titled “When your women leaves you.” Starts off with Richard saying “Its not so bad when your women leaves you….but she has to tell you WHY.” As it progresses he goes through the whole thing spiraling down to a screaming match where he yells….. “Well Fuck it THEN! Im going to get some NEW PUSSY!” To which the women replies….”If you had two more inches of dick…. you’d find some new pussy here!”

  49. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 7:30 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  50. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 8:17 pm #

    Little One’s turn to clean the kitchen and she asks me what she should do with the leftovers.

    Me: What do you think?

    LO: Feed them to the dogs?

    Me: Broccoli makes them pass gas.

    LO: So they would provide us with entertainment, right?

    Me: …….

  51. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 9:13 pm #

    Just watched, “A Good Old Fashioned Orgy”. Best movie by far in 2011-2012.
    I laughed my ass off, and watch for the old lady realtor.

  52. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 9:22 pm #

    Uh, what is the rating on that flick, SD?

    I’m asking for a friend.

  53. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 3, 2012 at 9:45 pm #

    Chief, let me rephrase the question:

    Do all four fighter squadrons all fly off the carrier in the same tour?

    I didn’t know if it was a two on, two off proposition, or if the carriers went out with all those fighters at the same time.

  54. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 9:46 pm #

    I think it’s R, but there’s a solid dick shot for at least one minute.

  55. Stinky's Dad January 3, 2012 at 9:48 pm #

    BiW, I believe there’s only one squadron per carrier, though I’m probably wrong

  56. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 10:09 pm #

    there’s a solid dick shot for at least one minute.

    That just pushed that flick to the top of my list.

  57. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 3, 2012 at 10:10 pm #

    SD, I don’t know. I did look at the Wiki for the Johnny Reb and it said its home to 4 fighter squadrons. I just didn’t know if they all went to sea at the same time.

  58. Jay in Ames January 3, 2012 at 10:10 pm #

    Ron Paul won our caucus, and there wasn’t nearly as many people there as 2008. This does not bode well for enthusiasm. Perry was 5th.

    Also, someone tried to sneak Comprehensive Immigration Reform, the DREAM act, and elimination of ICE through to the convention as party platforms. Keep your eye on these people at the meetings, folks. You have to go, to know what goes on.

  59. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere January 3, 2012 at 10:11 pm #

    That just pushed that flick to the top of my list.

    He said “dick shot”, not “Dick shot”.

  60. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 10:16 pm #

    He said “dick shot”, not “Dick shot”.

    Well, shit…

    J’Ames, that’s scary.

  61. clintbird January 3, 2012 at 11:06 pm #

    Uh, you guys do know that many dimocrats voted in those caucuses, yes?

  62. LC Aggie Sith January 3, 2012 at 11:15 pm #

    Oh sure, CB. Registering at the time of voting is a dead giveaway.

  63. clintbird January 3, 2012 at 11:46 pm #

    I’ve got a plan to get us out of here …

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