Friday Funny

30 Dec

Have a great Friday!! šŸ˜€

66 Responses to “Friday Funny”

  1. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    Good morning, wankers and wankettes!!

  2. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 12:17 pm #

    But… http://is.gd/LCoDQ2

  3. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 30, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    I’d take another muscle relaxer…it really would be welcome right now, as I swear this has kicked up to 11, but I’m averse to waking up 3 hours from now with my head in a puddle of drool on my desk.

  4. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 30, 2011 at 12:44 pm #

    When I woke up last night, I watched Captain America with the Mrs.

    Out of all the recent Marvel superhero movies, it was the best. (Yes, even better than Iron Man) but when I thought about the fact that Jack Kirby never got to see it, I got kinda pissed. (Although he would have thrown his cigar at the screen when Stan Lee made his cameo appearance anyway.).

  5. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 12:48 pm #

    Use a towel, BisW. Works for me.

  6. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    I heard out of all the Avenger flicks, Green Lantern was the worst one, and it was still fun.

  7. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 12:58 pm #

    WTF happened to SD??

    I DEMAND HIS PRESENCE!!!

    Or at least a wave “hi”…

  8. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 30, 2011 at 1:16 pm #

    Green Lantern wasn’t an Avenger. He was a member of the Justice League, but they were published by two separate publishing companies.

    (Yes, I was a comic book geek)

  9. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    True….my bad. I should have said “hero” flicks, instead.

    How are you doing so far, BisW?

  10. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 30, 2011 at 1:20 pm #

    I just broke down and took the ibuprofen. It makes me sleepy, but it won’t knock me out unless I take a Flexoril.

  11. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 1:24 pm #

    Can you drink some coffee to wake you up? Or will the diuretic make hell for you?

  12. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 1:25 pm #

    Hi, Aggie! Off to Ft. Worth to look at a job. BBL, kids!

  13. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 1:28 pm #

    Have fun, SD!!

    Off to feed kidlets here.

  14. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 30, 2011 at 1:31 pm #

    The coffee in the office is haf-caf, and I stopped drinking it on the off chance the doc is wrong and it is a kidney stone.

  15. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 1:41 pm #

    Here, BisW:

    http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/12/first-loves-and-jalopies/

    Because I know you šŸ™‚

  16. Jay in Ames December 30, 2011 at 3:15 pm #

    Hah, one of my favorite stories is now at Hookers and Booze.

  17. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 3:25 pm #

    I think I’m gonna get rid of this beard tonight. Maybe sell it on ebay.

  18. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 4:36 pm #

    I laughed at yours, J’Ames.

    I snorted at SD’s šŸ˜€

    I think Iā€™m gonna get rid of this beard tonight.

    Have Kelly post pics of the before and after!!!!!!!

  19. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    So far I’ve had a full day.

    Took Little One to get her mane cut and styled into a manageable skein. Took kids and the overnight guest to get lunch. Helped Eldest with her school experiment (still praying nothing blows up). Shopped for Epiphany gifts. Paid bills.

    Been a nice day here, too.

  20. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 5:25 pm #

    I just shaved my head and beard. Clean slate!!!!!!!

  21. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

    Aggie, looks like we’re in for a nice stretch of weather here.
    http://www.intellicast.com/Local/Weather.aspx?location=USTX0327

  22. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 5:31 pm #

    Damn….I have to fish out the shorts from the back of the closet.

    You shaved your head???

  23. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 5:33 pm #

    More importantly, are there pics???

  24. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 5:39 pm #

    Dead camera battery. I gotz ta charge it.

  25. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 5:39 pm #

    I hate waiting….

  26. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 5:40 pm #

    And not shaved… I used the #1 guide. There’s a bit left.

  27. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 5:43 pm #

    #1?? That’s what I use on Son’s sides.

    That’s close enough to shaving.

  28. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 5:45 pm #

    What can I say? Those old grunt habits die hard. Plus, no comb required.

  29. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 5:49 pm #

    HA! That’s what he says šŸ˜€

    How was the job this afternoon?

  30. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 30, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    Old….bald….when does toothless come into play?

    Speaking of none of those, how is Pops doing?

  31. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    Still tolerating the day, BisW?

  32. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 30, 2011 at 6:07 pm #

    The ibupropfen takes the edge off of it, which is as much as I should shoot for right now.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 30, 2011 at 6:11 pm #

    Did you free my car story from moderation purgatory?

  34. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 30, 2011 at 6:22 pm #

    *farts in poat’s general direction*

  35. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 6:26 pm #

    BiW, glad ya aren’t dead. I hear that sucks. How’s the Spina Bifida treating you?
    Aggie, I gave the guy a price. We’ll see what happens.

  36. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 6:26 pm #

    I did!! Sheesh…I try to keep up with that, ya know!

  37. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    I’m going to enjoy some quality alcohol consumption now.

  38. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 6:31 pm #

    I sooooo do not want to cook.

  39. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 6:32 pm #

    Have I told you how glad I am that you’re back, SD?

    Because I AM!!!

  40. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 7:11 pm #

    I’m hanging out and about. Just because I CAIR.

  41. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 7:11 pm #

    And thanks, Ag!

  42. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

    Just because I CAIR.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  43. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

    Made hot dogs, so didn’t have to cook.

    WINNING!!

  44. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

    Sweet move, and the kids never noticed!

  45. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

    They actually were fighting over the hot dogs.

    Beats me why, since they all had enough, plus chips and brownies and cake.

    I never said it was a healthy dinner night.

  46. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 10:17 pm #

    Total Mom win!

  47. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 10:23 pm #

    Are you still imbibing?? And where’s mine?

  48. Stinky's Dad December 30, 2011 at 10:31 pm #

    *slides bottle towards Aggie*

    Here ya go!

  49. LC Aggie Sith December 30, 2011 at 11:16 pm #

    Oh, thank goodness. Just had to untangle two screaming girls from a cagematch.

  50. Jazz December 31, 2011 at 12:26 am #

    That sounds kinda hot and sad. Untangle? Really? šŸ˜¦

  51. Jazz December 31, 2011 at 12:27 am #

    Wait…. The girls I’m thinking of aren’t minors…. Just to be clear.

  52. LC Aggie Sith December 31, 2011 at 12:32 am #

    HAHAHAHA!!!
    Howdy, Jazz!!

  53. LC Aggie Sith December 31, 2011 at 12:34 am #

    Dude, you are up way late. How are you doing?

  54. LC Aggie Sith December 31, 2011 at 12:37 am #

    The girls got into an argument, and had to involve me, Jazz.

    This is why I’m still on here. I have to finish my wine before bed šŸ™‚

  55. Jazz December 31, 2011 at 12:54 am #

    sorry, aggy – I’m multitasking. I was moving today.

  56. LC Aggie Sith December 31, 2011 at 12:58 am #

    Oy…how was your day?

  57. Jazz December 31, 2011 at 12:58 am #

    Sad. It’s been a rough year. Here’s hoping the next one is much better.

  58. Jazz December 31, 2011 at 1:00 am #

    Tell me another story about reffing a chick fight… preferably one with jello, a swimming pool, and inappropriate holds.

  59. LC Aggie Sith December 31, 2011 at 1:00 am #

    It will be, Jazz. And if you need anything, including a place to stay if you come down this way, let me know šŸ™‚

  60. Jazz December 31, 2011 at 1:01 am #

    My landlord wanted to sell the house we lived in, and my girlfriend wanted to move away from me, and today was my moving day, so today was just a crap day.

  61. LC Aggie Sith December 31, 2011 at 1:02 am #

    I would ask SD for that kind of story, Jazz. My life isn’t so exciting šŸ˜€

  62. Jazz December 31, 2011 at 1:03 am #

    I hate showing up here while my life is devolving. I come here for laughs with friends and just put on a tragic show. I’m really sorry.

  63. LC Aggie Sith December 31, 2011 at 1:03 am #

    Where are you moving to?

  64. Jazz December 31, 2011 at 1:04 am #

    And thank you for the really kind offer and kind words, Ags. You’re too good for the likes of me. šŸ˜‰

  65. Jazz December 31, 2011 at 1:04 am #

    Gotta step away for a bit.

  66. LC Aggie Sith December 31, 2011 at 1:06 am #

    And do NOT feel sorry. That’s what we’re here for, you know. Hell, you still have my email and cell number, too, so use them if you need to šŸ™‚

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