Merry Christmas, Y’all!

25 Dec

Joy, Peace, and Charity unto you, as we celebrate our Savior’s birth.

Merry Christmas, and many blessings to you!!


8 Responses to “Merry Christmas, Y’all!”

  1. LC Aggie Sith December 25, 2011 at 12:38 pm #

    Hope y’all have a wonderful Christmas!!!

  2. clintbird December 25, 2011 at 1:31 pm #

    Good job, Aggie!

  3. Jay in Ames December 25, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    Merry Christmas!

  4. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 25, 2011 at 7:23 pm #

    Dinner is over, we’ve had desert, and the boys are calmly playing.

    Now Daddy wants a nap.

  5. Stinky's Dad December 25, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    I got a machete and a new Ka-bar. Kelly wins best wife ever award.

  6. LC Aggie Sith December 25, 2011 at 7:54 pm #

    *gives Kelly Best Wife Evah Award™*

    Hope you had a lovely Christmas!

  7. TerribleTroy December 26, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

    A DOGS Xmas Morning

    0200 The food human just went to sleep, time to sniff around, take nap…
    0400 Wake up, sniff around tree with boxes under it.
    0402 Piss on boxes behind tree
    0404 Leave “special gift” in front of young humans bedroom door
    0430 Bored…. eat gift wrap off boxes under tree
    0435 Discover kibbie bowl is almost empty
    0437 Bark loudly in front of young humans bedroom door as if there is a intruder
    0439 Watch silently as young human screams out due to stepping in “special gift.”
    0441 Food Human appears, act happy and excited to see him, smile alot!
    0447 Watch food human unsuccessfully talk young human back to bed.
    0455 Watch young human open “sock”. Wonders how he missed sock earlier..
    0500 Young human goes and wakes female human, while food human sleeps on couch.
    0500 Female human is up. She see’s chewed gifts. Narrowly miss being kicked.
    0510 After being captured (with the assistance of young human) kicked out of house. BASTARDS!
    0511 Check Perimeter scent stations. Refresh as necessary.
    0515 Wander around yard. Decides its just waaaaaay too quiet.
    0517 See’s squirrel, decides to let neighborhood know he see’s squirrel.
    0517.5 Commence squirrel alarm / notification
    0525 Throat dry, get a drink
    0526 Continue neighborhood squirrel notification.
    0530 Let back in. Avoid another kick from female human.
    0532 Assume position in food humans “comfy” chair.
    0534 Food Human has audacity to kick out of chair.. He’ll pay for that later!
    0535 Notice kibbie bowl is still not full. Stare at food human.
    0537 Ignored by food human. Pick up bowl, spill remains on carpet. Stare at food Human.
    0538 Take bowl to human, drop on foot, stare and begin high pitched yowl.
    0539 Enjoy fresh kibbies, watch young human tear gift wrap off boxes
    0540 Must inspect every “new” item around tree. Could be a threat under there!
    0542 House cat has nerve to join the inspection. Must bite NOW!
    0543 Cat hides behind tree. Solution obvious, knock down tree!
    0545 Smacked twice and jailed in basement. Is that fresh laundry over there?
    0546 Yaaaaawwwwwwwnn, Its warm down here.
    0548 Curl up next to water heater. Over hear female human talking about “company.”
    0549 Drift off to sleep with dreams of “company”, and the annual trip to the old lady’s cat house…..

    Merry Christmas folks

    May the blessings of DOG be upon you

  8. LC Aggie Sith December 26, 2011 at 4:43 pm #

    I have tears from laughing so hard, Troy 😆

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