What Boredom Leads To…

18 Dec

You have to admit, this is pretty good.

If you try it, don’t forget to do the zombie moans and BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

95 Responses to “What Boredom Leads To…”

  1. LC Aggie Sith December 18, 2011 at 9:50 am #

    By the way, all of my kids drew this on their fingers.

    GOOD MORNING!!!

  2. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 18, 2011 at 11:18 am #

    The Boy arrives tomorrow.

    Mr. TiFW and his brother are honing their “Good Cop, Bad Cop” skilz as we speak.

    The Family comes together on Wednesday.

    There are vast stretches of empty real estate along Hwy 90……

  3. LC Aggie Sith December 18, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    Teresa, would you like me to mail your ornament, or pick it up in person??

  4. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 18, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    Today’s Christmas music selection:

    My Advent Calendar of Music – Day #18: Happy Birthday, Mom http://t.co/vKBU1oSn

  5. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 18, 2011 at 1:28 pm #

    I’ll pick it up in person, sweetie – can’t wait to meet you and the family!

  6. Car in December 18, 2011 at 1:47 pm #

    Where’s J’ames been?

  7. Michael December 18, 2011 at 7:36 pm #

    Where’s J’ames been?

    Frickin’ zombies got him. They are such a nuisance.

  8. roamingfirehydrant December 19, 2011 at 6:29 am #

    I want my weekend back.

  9. roamingfirehydrant December 19, 2011 at 6:36 am #

    I’m also confused as to what SPF stands for. In my world, it’s single point failure.

  10. clintbird December 19, 2011 at 8:19 am #

    Specific Protection Factor … I think.

  11. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 9:01 am #

    I’m here, I’m here. Weekends are busy, what with all the football and basketball going on.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spf

    I believe your definition is #4, iffin you’re brave enough to click an urban dictionary link during the day. Otherwise, it’s this:

    Safe way of saying Shit Piss Fuck online. Used to express extreme anger at a situation.

  12. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 9:01 am #

    Then again, maybe I AM a zombie. Coffee isn’t kicking in too quickly today.

  13. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 9:23 am #

    Laura Ingraham is on at the same time as Glenn Beck used to be.

    At least she is here. YMMV.

  14. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 9:36 am #

    See, it doesn’t matter where I am, when I show up, everything gets quiet.

    *crickets

  15. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 9:38 am #

    GOOD MORNING J’AMES!!!!

    Loud enough for you?

    Should I bother with a poat?

  16. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 9:39 am #

    My coffee is failing me also. Not sure why…

  17. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 9:44 am #

    Good morning to you, too, Ms. Aggie!

    I moved on to Mt Dew.

  18. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 9:48 am #

    Ooooh…Mt. Dew…..

    You may need a valium to calm down your palpitations, you know.

  19. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 9:50 am #

    Oh, and Laura at Fetch My Flying Monkeys had a delish casserole that I made last night, with a few variations.

    http://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/om-nom-nom/

    You may want to take something for the cholesterol as you read it 😀

  20. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    I saw that, looks delicious. But my wife doesn’t like “Cream of XXX” soup of any flavor, so I get to figure out a different way to make it. Maybe with salsa instead of the soup.

  21. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 9:59 am #

    I think you can skip the soup and opt for just the sour cream, but I would “melt” it a bit before mixing it in well.

  22. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 10:00 am #

    She doesn’t like sour cream, either.

    It’s like living with an alien, I tells ya.

  23. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 10:04 am #

    Hm…. just do the tater tots, cheese, onions, and butter, increasing the butter to a full stick, and the french fried onions.

    If you tell me she doesn’t like cheese, I will die.

  24. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 10:11 am #

    *withholds comment, so the aggie family will have mommy for Christmas

  25. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 10:17 am #

    Doesn’t care for cheesy things, but doesn’t mind cheese, so I’m overstating that last one a bit. If I make burgers with pepperjack cheese, she’ll eat that, but not regular american or cheddar.

    She just doesn’t like the texture of the creamy stuff (SYWM). I just shake my head. At least I got her to eat some vegetables, she never liked those, either.

  26. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 10:21 am #

    Wow, J’Ames…

    But, that’s progress 😉

  27. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 19, 2011 at 11:14 am #

    I’m not sure that there is enough coffee?

  28. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 11:24 am #

    *grabs coffee pot*

    *holds close to chest*

    *yelps in pain*

    *gives coffee pot back*

    Good morning, BisW!

  29. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    Where’s Car in been?

  30. clintbird December 19, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    Car in’s buying snow pants.

  31. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    And bitching about Detroit.

  32. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 12:51 pm #

    Christmas music selections for the day:

    My Advent Calendar of Music – Day #19: Blues and Rhythm http://t.co/70VjgsvV

    A different take on Christmas tunes…..

  33. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 1:20 pm #

    Off to clean house. Back later!

  34. TerribleTroy December 19, 2011 at 1:27 pm #

    Jay says,

    “She just doesn’t like the texture of the creamy stuff (SYWM)”

    DOG says, Yeah cept they dont normally tell you that til after YOU say “I do”!

    My deepest apologies……I just couldn’t resist…..it was too easy.

  35. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 1:44 pm #

    TT, I don’t know if I’ve told this one here, but oh well

    Q: Why is the groom smiling as he walks down the aisle?

    A: He just got a BJ

    Q: Why is the bride smiling?

    A: She just gave her last one.

  36. TerribleTroy December 19, 2011 at 1:49 pm #

    No you hadn’t Jay. But unfortunately I lived that joke. How freaking sad is that?

  37. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 2:48 pm #

    Some of us lived such a sheltered existence that we didn’t even KNOW what a BJ was when we got married……

    (No, I’m not kidding)

  38. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 2:57 pm #

    You were wise not to hang out with Troy and me when you were younger, then, TiFW.

  39. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

    Ditto for me, Teresa. I had no clue.

  40. Herr Morgenholz December 19, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    *walks in naked*

  41. Herr Morgenholz December 19, 2011 at 4:17 pm #

    *walks out in Aggie’s underwear which she apparently just leaves laying around*

  42. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    Wow, he DOES still have the link.

    *pays aggie her $1 bet

  43. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    ZOMG!! Herr!!!

    That was Brad’s underwear, BTW…

  44. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 4:48 pm #

    That was Brad’s underwear, BTW…

    Ha, I was wondering why there were little red hearts all over them.

  45. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 4:50 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  46. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 5:29 pm #

    Boxers, briefs, or thong?

    (We all know Brad’s a slut…..)

  47. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 5:31 pm #

    Obviously it was a thong, Teresa.

    I’m surprised you had to ask 😉

  48. Stinky's Dad December 19, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    Yep, this place is still here.

  49. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 7:26 pm #

    Well, DD#3 just called from the airport – The Boy’s flight from England didn’t arrive in Houston on time, so he is there until the flight they were able to get him on leaves at 8:00 p.m.

    Which puts him into DFW around 9:00 p.m., weather permitting.

    Which will get him to the house after 10:00 p.m., if they’re lucky…..

  50. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 7:26 pm #

    …..and while I was on the phone talking to DD#3 about all of this, Rebecca snuck into the other room, found the nail polish that DD#3 was SUPPOSED to have put up in her room, and…..

    Yeah.

  51. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    Hi, Dick! Great to see you again! ♥♥♥

    Tell Kelly “Hi” from the TiFWs!

  52. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 8:06 pm #

    A new record! Firefox was using 3 gigs of memory just a bit ago.

    I wonder why it was slow.

  53. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    IMPOTENT UPDATE:
    The Boy’s flight from Houston has been delayed yet again – he is now scheduled to arrive at DFW at 10:39 pm, putting him at the house close to midnight…..

  54. Stinky's Dad December 19, 2011 at 8:26 pm #

    Teresa, Kelly’s flight in from Philly has been delayed an hour or better tonight. Everybody got nailed, I think.

  55. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

    Oh, I figured they would, Dick – but the flight schedule said that the flight was on time when DD#3 left the house at 4:30 (to pick him up at 5:30)…..

    …..she’s still at the airport, and plans to be there for the duration (thank goodness for cell phones with movies on them!).

    Ah, youth –

  56. roamingfirehydrant December 19, 2011 at 9:28 pm #

    At this point, she almost could have driven to Houston to pick him up.

  57. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    SD!!!!

    *heart flutters*

    Hope Kelly is doing ok. My thoughts and prayers are with her.

  58. roamingfirehydrant December 19, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    Sorry to hear about Kelly’s grandpa. (((hugs)))

  59. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    I pray the young man in question gets in ok, Teresa.

    I have….words to impart, should he be lucky enough to meet me 😉

  60. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 10:12 pm #

    Hurrah! The Boy’s plane is officially “Wheels Up” as of 9:08 pm CST!!!!

    The fun is about to begin…..

  61. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 19, 2011 at 10:16 pm #

    Hola, Peasants and Peasantettes.

  62. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 10:16 pm #

    I don’t think The Boy is going to make it to meet you, Ags; he and DD#3 plan on driving down to College Station tomorrow, spending the night with DD#2 in her new apartment, then going to Austin on Wednesday on the way to B’ville.

    They’re gonna go through SA on the way to Houston after Christmas – DD#3 wants to take him by to see the Riverwalk – but they’ll be on I-10, not I-35.

  63. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    Hola, BisW!!

    I’m on one side of I-35, and the other of I-10, Teresa.

    NO EXCUSES!!

  64. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 19, 2011 at 10:23 pm #

    Is everyone else as tired as I am?

  65. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 10:24 pm #

    No

    zzzzzzz

    Well, maybe.

  66. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 10:26 pm #

    Not me, BisW. I am JAZZED!!!

    Kids screaming, dogs barking and playing, the Christmas music loudly streaming from speakers….

    *reaches for tequila*

  67. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 10:29 pm #

    And did I mention it’s Black?

    *hoping to lure SD back*

  68. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 19, 2011 at 10:34 pm #

    I was hopin’ that the Rocketytypechick was still around.

  69. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

    So, I guess I’m not good enough…

    *runs away crying*

  70. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 10:40 pm #

    I’M KIDDING!!

    At least, that’s what I tell myself….

  71. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    Don’t worry, you can hang over here with me and chopped liver.

  72. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 19, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    *sniffs*

    Yeah, about the chopped liver….

  73. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    You are far from chopped liver, J’Ames. You are up in the “brisket” column 😀

  74. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 19, 2011 at 10:45 pm #

    I am glad I don’t have to go to court any more this week.

    I did watch a terrific episode of Millenium last night.

    “Somehow Satan Got Behind Me”. Funny!

  75. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 10:47 pm #

    Oh good, BisW! Glad you’ll have a bit of a break.

  76. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 19, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

  77. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 10:52 pm #

    Brisket. It’s what’s for Christmas dinner.

  78. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 19, 2011 at 10:55 pm #

    No.

    Christmas Dinner is Cedar Plank salmon.

    Cabbage salad, crescent rolls, rice, various flavors of Martinelli’s Cider, and maybe some creamed peas with the little onions.

  79. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 19, 2011 at 11:01 pm #

    HOW FREAKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WATCH A MOVIE ON YOUR SMART PHONE?

    Seriously, the cinematographers work for days to best film a scene to be seen in the TODD-AO or VISTAVISION, and you repay this effort by watching it on a 2 x 3 screen.

  80. Jay in Ames December 19, 2011 at 11:07 pm #

    Just as I can’t get a decent salmon out here, BiW, you won’t find brisket like I can here.

    We work with what we have.

  81. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere December 19, 2011 at 11:12 pm #

    If you send me some cash and give me a heads up, I can get you decent salmon.

    Johnny’s will ship ANYWHERE in the country.

  82. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 11:24 pm #

    Lord, that was hilarious. I had to watch it twice 😀

  83. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 11:30 pm #

    IMPOTENT UPDATE:

    The Eagle has landed.
    I repeat, The Eagle Has Landed.

    The Boy’s plane reached the gate at 10:23 pm CST.
    The festivities may officially begin……

  84. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 11:31 pm #

    YAY!!! Hope he enjoys his stay, and hope y’all do, as well 🙂

  85. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 11:35 pm #

    BisW, feel free to post any recipes. Or just come over an cook any time.

    Except cabbage. I can’t eat that stuff.

  86. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 19, 2011 at 11:48 pm #

    HOW FREAKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WATCH A MOVIE ON YOUR SMART PHONE?

    She’s 19, and wildly in love/lust.

    Dude – she’s just passing time; she doesn’t really CARE about cinematography, etc……

    Besides, I’m pretty sure it’s one of those movies that didn’t shell out the big bucks going for an Academy Award nomination –

  87. LC Aggie Sith December 19, 2011 at 11:57 pm #

    Men and technology….

    They are so picky!!

  88. Jay in Ames December 20, 2011 at 12:05 am #

    Yeah, the whole 3D phone thing. I don’t get it. I have the 2D version.

  89. Jay in Ames December 20, 2011 at 12:06 am #

    TiFW, did you hire the kid from down the street to play a banjo on the rocking chair on the porch? I hear that makes a good impression.

  90. LC Aggie Sith December 20, 2011 at 12:08 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

  91. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 20, 2011 at 12:19 am #

    No, but we have the Bumpus dogs to make up for it.

    That, and all of the trash they drag into the front yard…..

  92. LC Aggie Sith December 20, 2011 at 12:48 am #

    Sounds like you’re set, Teresa 😀

  93. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX December 20, 2011 at 12:54 am #

    Arrival at the TiFW house is imminent….

    Gonna get the kids tucked away in (separate) beds, then it’s off to Dreamland for me, as well.

    Rebecca’s bound to get up bright and early in the a.m.

    ‘Night, all!

  94. LC Aggie Sith December 20, 2011 at 12:58 am #

    G’night!!

    Oh, and I’ll have a weak poat to go in the AM 🙂

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