It’s that awkward moment…

22 Nov

… when you realize that your friend’s fat arm makes YOU look naked at the office Christmas party!

44 Responses to “It’s that awkward moment…”

  1. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 9:10 am #

    Only 2 days until Turkey Day™! Are you ready? I am!

  2. LC Aggie Sith November 22, 2011 at 9:15 am #

    Almost ready, J’Ames, and GOOD MORNING!!

  3. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 9:21 am #

    This article made me laugh out loud: Human Events: Tester: Lift State Department’s M-1 Import Ban

    “Obama administration fears Garands too dangerous” That’s right after the title, good ole Human Events! Love my right wing news served up straight!

    Anyways, John Tester (D, MT) is trying to lift regulations on M1 Garands. One of the most popular and reliable weapons in history, and it’s now produced in South Korea. More jobs going overseas because of hyperventilating liberal activists, oh I mean the US Government.

    The State Department originally approved South Korean request to transfer 87,310 M-1 Garand rifles and 770,160 M-1 carbine rifles to American private companies in a May 7, 2009 letter, according to a 2010 Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives advisory.

    But, the advisory warned the importation of the M-1’s would be a perilous step.

    “ATF believes the importation of these firearms, particularly the M-1 carbine rifle and M-1911 pistol, poses a threat to public safety in the U.S.,” according to the BATFE advisory.

    Far too dangerous to have around, aren’t they? But that’s not the line that made me laugh. You try it, but just visualize it as you see this:

    The advisory acknowledges that historic Garands do not make good criminal weapons. “It is unlikely that a significant number of the M-1 Garands will be used in crimes.”

    The sight of someone “storming the convenience store” just made me guffaw.

    Oh, and Tester is up for reelection in 2012. Wonder how he voted on Obamacare?

    Hotair: Tester: Hey, I was only the 52nd vote for ObamaCare!

    Don’t worry Tester. You don’t have a frakkin chance. Doesn’t matter you are now “Pro 2nd Amendment”. Remember the GOP symbol? It’s an elephant. We have long memories, asshole.

  4. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 10:52 am #

    http://www.stopblackfriday.com/

    Heh, this will end well. Like a Kardhasian (or however the hell you spell it) marriage.

  5. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 11:08 am #

    OccupyWallStreet!

  6. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Some good ones at Patriot Post today.

  7. LC Aggie Sith November 22, 2011 at 11:51 am #

    Love the links, J’Ames!

    Tester Toast™ 2012!!

    Oh, and pumpkin cheesecake?? I just gained two pounds.

  8. LC Aggie Sith November 22, 2011 at 11:54 am #

    Like a Kardashian marriage

    Best. Simile. Ever.

  9. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 11:57 am #

    clintbird, do you think that Newt will have a good night? This debate should be a showcase for the Newtster.

  10. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    Jeez aggie, rain on anyone’s parade today?

    Looks like Ann Barnhardt was on to something, with MF Global.

  11. LC Aggie Sith November 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm #

    Oh, she sure was.

    How odd to know that Corzine, who was tapped by Obama as Geithner’s successor, is not in jail.

    I wonder why he took that trip to Switzerland when he lost the election…

  12. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX November 22, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    There’s ANOTHER debate?

    Geez Louise – the only people paying attention at this point are the political junkies….

    It’s 2 days before Thanksgiving, for criminy’s sake – people are getting ready to have people over to stuff their faces, watch a ball game, pass out in front of the TV, and then head out to the malls to run over any OWSer idiotic enough to try and get between them and their $50 Blu-Ray player. (Now THAT I’d pay good money to see…..)

  13. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 12:12 pm #

    Hahaha. Rush is saying Wolf Blitzer is “rehearsing” different retorts in case Newt “insults” them.

    Let me know how that works out for ya. I am DVRing this one, have a basketball game to go to.

  14. clintbird November 22, 2011 at 12:13 pm #

    I totally disagree with you, TiFW. I know MANY non “political junkies” who are finding this to be a rare opportunity to actually learn about candidates rather than being told what they believe by MSM.

  15. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere November 22, 2011 at 12:48 pm #

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think this is gonna be my most Thanksy-y Thanksgiving ever.

    There have been a lot of moments over the last year where I found myself very happy that neither of my Grandfathers lived to see what SCOAMF has wrought, and I just can’t shake the sense that we are going to have a tremendous sea change before the next one.

    In that spirit, I offer you a musical toast from the masters of musical conservatism:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it1krjmG-aI

  16. LC Aggie Sith November 22, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

    *looks at BisW*

    Oh, there you are….

  17. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere November 22, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

    Right where I’ve always been.

    Just because I’m not saying anything doesn’t mean I’m not watching.

    _______________________________________________________________

    This creep-out moment brought to you by ATTACK WATCH!

    If he is going to be able to fundamentally transform America, Obama needs your help to first identify those who would threaten him…because the enemies of Obama ARE the enemies of America!
    ATTACK WATCH! Because we cannot change it into something it isn’t until all of those who understand what it IS are gone.

  18. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 12:58 pm #

    Reason #11,314,098 to hate MSM, especially NBC.

    The Roots diss Michele Bachmann with ‘Lyin’ Ass Bitch’ as she walks on Jimmy Fallon

  19. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 12:59 pm #

    it was on purpose, too:

  20. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

    I’m taking applications. Obama has lowered the price to dinner with him even farther! $3, too much! Now, it’s a 2 for 1 deal!

    Jay —

    A few Thursdays ago, I had dinner with four Americans named Ken, Casey, Juanita, and Wendi — the winners of the campaign’s first Dinner with Barack contest.

    I loved getting to know each of them.

    We’re taking names for the next dinner starting now, and this time I want to add a new feature: If you win, you can bring a guest.

    Chip in $3 or more today to be automatically entered to win a spot for you and a guest at the next dinner.

    from a campaign email.

    Hahahahahaha

  21. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere November 22, 2011 at 1:15 pm #

    Aren’t things bad enough without the guy who left us with only pocket change trying to take that from us for the priviledge of getting to listen to him complain about the quality of his arugula?

    When will this madness stop?

  22. clintbird November 22, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    Yes, Jay, I do expect Newt will do well tonight, and I also expect Bachmann to do well tonight.

  23. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

    Actual email title, and it’s not porn:

    “The One Thing Your Prostate Needs Every Morning”

    Body starts with:

    “The One Thing You Should Do For Your
    Prostate Every Morning

    Dear Reader,

    If you’re a man over 40, odds are you have a “growing” problem…”

    Someone didn’t think this out. Or I’m exceptionally twisted. Your pick.

  24. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX November 22, 2011 at 1:48 pm #

    No worries, Jay – by the time you’re old enough for that to be a “problem” for you (the prostate, you pervert!), Obamacare will have decided that men over a “certain age” have outlived their usefulness to society, so screenings will no longer be covered.

    (Neither will treatment – again, they figure they’ve gotten their money from you and you will only be a drain on the system from there on out….)

  25. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere November 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm #

    I for one look forward to buying my insulin on the black market with my few remaining rubles every month.

    But at least there will be more people reliant on the state for their living. Can’t have those silly prols able to make their OWN choices.

  26. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 2:04 pm #

  27. MCPO Airdale November 22, 2011 at 3:03 pm #

    Baking bread and doing laundry. Day two of the deluge. Tomorrow is the rest of the house cleaning, more baking and some well-deserved booze.

  28. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

    making mine on Thursday morning, MCPO, just because turkey, stock, and stuffing are already done.

  29. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere November 22, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

    Leftover crock pot chicken and hot bean soup for lunch on this chilly, rainy November day.

  30. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere November 22, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    We never had naked chicks at any of the office Christmas parties I went to.

    Why is that?

  31. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 4:29 pm #

    We never had naked chicks at any of the office Christmas parties I went to.

    Why is that?

    Maybe you used the wrong bait?

  32. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere November 22, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    I don’t think so.

    One of them regularly had a open bar. (And this was in the 90s!)

  33. LC Aggie Sith November 22, 2011 at 5:42 pm #

    The question is, will Fallon apologize?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    Yeah, sometimes I keed meself…

  34. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX November 22, 2011 at 7:11 pm #

    The folks at Despair, Inc. have just released the design for this year’s Limited Edition Christmas T-Shirt:
    http://is.gd/jbVt0I
    I’m betting they sell out FAST…..

  35. LC Aggie Sith November 22, 2011 at 10:25 pm #

    HA!!

  36. Jay in Ames November 22, 2011 at 11:36 pm #

    The question is, will Fallon apologize?

    It will be good only for a few more viewers for Fallon. Probably the same reason for playing the song.

  37. Jay in Ames November 23, 2011 at 12:12 am #

    What is up with Wolf Blitzer saying “Lets stay on this subject”, and then taking a question, effectively changing the subject?

  38. Jay in Ames November 23, 2011 at 12:15 am #

    Haha, Wolf trying to box in Newt on voting for “amnesty” with Reagan. Boom! Taste the nightstick!

    Nice answer, Newt.

  39. Jay in Ames November 23, 2011 at 12:40 am #

    Aaaaand, the answer to “will he apologize” is no.

    In fact, he’s made a Republican debate joke. Oh well, I’m not surprised.

  40. LC Aggie Sith November 23, 2011 at 7:46 am #

    I heard he tweeted his apology, or something to that effect.

    Ok, gone to get the folks. back later this evening!

    Y’all have a great day!!!

  41. Jay in Ames November 23, 2011 at 8:38 am #

    Yes, he did. Should have done it on his show, where it happened. This is like putting corrections on the inside of the back page:

  42. Jay in Ames November 23, 2011 at 9:45 am #

    New Poat!

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