Aggie is gonna wanna have one of these in her arsenal…..

10 Nov

It looks unassuming enough.....

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EVERY gal needs a combination Moose/Bear repellant//flamethrower, no?
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We’ll be on the lookout for any reports of “freak accidents” in the South Texas area.
(While you’re at it, I’m sure the guys will insist that you also make this little outfit, and wear it while trying out your new toy; they will, of course, want videos of the whole thing….)
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14 Responses to “Aggie is gonna wanna have one of these in her arsenal…..”

  1. LC Aggie Sith November 10, 2011 at 10:45 am #

    ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!

    *goes Yorling*

  2. LC Aggie Sith November 10, 2011 at 10:47 am #

    And just to remind y’all:

    http://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2011/11/10/from-the-halls-of-monteczuma/

    HOOAH!!!!

  3. LC Aggie Sith November 10, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    YAY!! Owning the comments!!

  4. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX November 10, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    Go Jarheads! (or Leathernecks, if you prefer…..)

  5. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX November 10, 2011 at 11:49 am #

    Gotta love this line from “A Few Good Men”:

    Lt. Kendrick: No, I like all you Navy boys. Every time we’ve gotta go someplace to fight, you fellas always give us a ride.

  6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere November 10, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    I want something that makes a really BIG noise and an even BIGGER hole…

  7. Car in November 10, 2011 at 1:36 pm #

    So. what’s been going on over here?

  8. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX November 10, 2011 at 2:03 pm #

    I want something that makes a really BIG noise and an even BIGGER hole…

    Have a couple of these, BiW – should do the trick for ya:
    http://is.gd/cSfK4c

  9. LC Aggie Sith November 10, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    BisW, you should read Deej’s FB status. I was laughing my ass off.

    CARIN!!!!

    *gives Carin a glass of red wine…for later*

  10. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX November 10, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    Good news – the heat is working again at Casa de TiFW (replaced igniter assembly FTW), and DD#3 is out getting a drug test and khaki pants so that she can start working at Wal-Mart – apparently, they want her full-time on the overnight shift.

    She’ll still be able to do attendant care for Rebecca, but she won’t be getting home in time to help get her ready in the morning or to help out during the day around the house.

    Oh, well…..

  11. LC Aggie Sith November 10, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

    A job is a great thing, Teresa. Glad she found one, and happy to know she will be able to do attendant care for Rebecca 🙂

  12. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX November 10, 2011 at 4:41 pm #

    It’s probably a good thing for all involved that she will be working the overnight shift – she doesn’t suffer fools; I’m thinking there might be less chance of her hitting “critical mass” at nighttime.

    Then again, it IS Wal-Mart….

    (She did say that she can use her employee discount to buy groceries, so not only will she be able to pick up food, we’ll get it at a reduced price!)

  13. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX November 10, 2011 at 4:45 pm #

    Of course, AFTER she went and had her drug test, I realized that she MIGHT need to inform folks that she is on medication for ADD – that’s gonna raise a red flag on the “Controlled Substances” chart (I had forgotten that DD#1 had the same issue)….

    She called and will be getting a doctor’s note to give to the folks at work; they said as long as she is under a doctor’s care, it’s fine –

  14. MCPO Airdale November 10, 2011 at 6:37 pm #

    I’m pretty sure you can purchase a WWII flamethrower on line. . .

    http://1919a4.com/showthread.php?18398-Flamethrower-for-Sale

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