Maxine the Wise

19 Oct

THIS!!

Amen!!

48 Responses to “Maxine the Wise”

  1. LC Aggie Sith October 19, 2011 at 8:36 am #

    My shortest poat evah with only two words.

    GOOD MORNING!!!

  2. The Queen October 19, 2011 at 9:10 am #

    Maxine got it right,,,, I mean, sex and booze sell themselves!

  3. Stinky's Dad October 19, 2011 at 9:12 am #

    Bestest poat ever!

  4. Jay in Ames October 19, 2011 at 9:42 am #

    Hmm, this looks familiar.

    https://uncivilpeasants.wordpress.com/2011/09/09/maxine-on-the-mustang-ranch/

    Haha! It’s so good, it’s worth posting twice!

  5. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 19, 2011 at 9:48 am #

    RERUNS?????

    So when does this here blog go into syndication? And how are we going to split the profits? 😛

  6. Stinky's Dad October 19, 2011 at 9:58 am #

    Profits?! I want back in!

  7. Car in October 19, 2011 at 10:52 am #

    wakey wankey!

  8. Car in October 19, 2011 at 10:53 am #

    DIck liked my twit:

  9. clintbird October 19, 2011 at 11:04 am #

    I watched last night’s debate this morning. Some random thoughts:

    1. I’m very tired of the moderators’ continuing baiting to get Romney/Perry/Cain into attacking each other mode at the expense of hearing all candidates’ actual policy plans.

    2. Romney put in a solid, boring, nothing new performance.

    3. Perry’s continuing slide toward oblivion is astounding.

    4. Cain slid downward quite a bit last night. Rather than coming across as bold, IMO he’s coming across as not very well armed.

    5. Bachman did very well and should have more support than she has. It will be interesting to see if she gains any traction as a result of this debate.

    6. Santorum comes across as having one talent: the ability to whine. He should exit the race.

    7. Paul is a kook but I like SOME of his ideas.

    8. Newt wins every point, has the best answer for every question and continues to strike me as THE candidate with the overall most intelligent approach to the governing challenges facing our next NEW president. I do think part of the reason he may not be blowing the field away is because his pronouncements are so intelligent and so far reaching that the average barely paying attention voter cannot comprehend the depth of his answers and therefore doesn’t process them. Newt needs financing to help get his messaging across.

    9. With the possible exception of Paul, ANY candidate on the stage last night would be better, much better, than our current pResident.

    .

  10. clintbird October 19, 2011 at 11:06 am #

    *Sits quietly waiting for someones fuse to blow.*

  11. Car in October 19, 2011 at 11:13 am #

    You BASTARD.

    Wait. I’m not upset.

    weird.

  12. Car in October 19, 2011 at 11:13 am #

    wait, I am. You didn’t mention my brilliant tweet.

    *stomps off in a huff.

  13. clintbird October 19, 2011 at 11:18 am #

    Okay, Carin’s tweet was brilliant. Happy now?

  14. Jay in Ames October 19, 2011 at 11:21 am #

    A Tweet coming from a chicken strikes me as quite funny.

  15. Car in October 19, 2011 at 11:21 am #

    Yes

    *skips off happily

  16. clintbird October 19, 2011 at 11:30 am #

    I have yet to shower and shave this morning.

  17. Stinky's Dad October 19, 2011 at 11:33 am #

    Somebody on Twitter mentioned last night the crowd was oddly pro-romney.
    Wonder how that happened? *looks at CNN*

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere October 19, 2011 at 12:10 pm #

    Was anyone else wondering which one of Biden’s handlers decided to put him in a class of fourth graders?

    I mean, he was almost at the right level, and most fourth graders would be polite enough not to make light of his mental inadequacy in front of him.

  19. Stinky's Dad October 19, 2011 at 12:11 pm #

    I saw that, but there’s a problem. I love my new Colorado. 21mpg and a ride height just right to watch skirts.

  20. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere October 19, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    I can’t support GM again until they distribute a new Camaro to me in lieu of the preferred stock payment they owe me as a taxpayer.

    Blue. Convertible.

    Or a new Cadillac CTS-V Coupe. Black.

    What? They had $5000 a piece “signing bonuses” for the UAW members on the new contracts, but they still owe US money on their bailout? More proof that the Obama adminstration has about as much business sense has making Michael Moore a Twinkie delivery driver.

  21. Stinky's Dad October 19, 2011 at 12:17 pm #

    I hate ’em, but they build some great trucks.

  22. LC Aggie Sith October 19, 2011 at 3:21 pm #

    Fucking hell… I knew I had seen this in a poat before. I thought it was over at H&B.

    Funny how they are making that mug…”Made in the USA”, but I bet the mug is made in China.

  23. clintbird October 19, 2011 at 3:39 pm #

    *Snaps aggie’s bra strap.*

  24. LC Aggie Sith October 19, 2011 at 3:40 pm #

    HA!! Joke’s on you!!

    I don’t have one 😉

  25. clintbird October 19, 2011 at 3:47 pm #

    Hahahahaha!

  26. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere October 19, 2011 at 3:55 pm #

    Do you think we could get enough in campaign contributions from the middle east to get Obama to get us the college transcript mugs?

  27. LC Aggie Sith October 19, 2011 at 4:00 pm #

    I like the idea of an Obama mug with the caption “I failed E-Verify”.

  28. clintbird October 19, 2011 at 5:49 pm #

    I would like for Obama to put out a mug with a picture of him before his sex change operation … ditto for Michelle.

  29. TerribleTroy October 19, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    Im going to have to respectfully ask that you refrain from mentioning Barry and Michelle and the word SEX in the same sentence. I was getting ready to eat supper….now no appetite for some reason…..

    Good News, Harvest is over in my area

    Bad news, unemployed

    Be that as it may…I will probably be poating regularly. Shredded wheat will do that ya know. My apoligies in advance for the little piles.

    Anybody watch Top Shot on History? There is a 22 yr old kid that is a “non-professional” shooter that is slaying……the young man is listed as a Christian Camp Operator from….you guessed it TEXAS!

  30. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 19, 2011 at 8:20 pm #

    *wonders if Malia and Sasha might have been immaculate conceptions*

    It would explain why Bambi thinks he’s the Second Coming of Christ….

  31. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 19, 2011 at 8:22 pm #

    There is a 22 yr old kid that is a “non-professional” shooter that is slaying……the young man is listed as a Christian Camp Operator from….you guessed it TEXAS!

    There’s a reason Texas and Switzerland have never been invaded….

  32. LC Aggie Sith October 19, 2011 at 8:45 pm #

    Howdy Troy!

    Glad to see ya! Sorry to hear about the job sitch. I wish you could come down here, but that has to wait.

  33. Stinky's Dad October 19, 2011 at 9:29 pm #

    Let’s see how long this CL poat lasts.
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/pet/2658903619.html

    Yes, I put it up.

  34. The Queen October 19, 2011 at 9:30 pm #

    TiFW- That’s about what I was fixin’ to say!
    J’Ames- Just started George R R Martin’s A Clash of Kings…. You read him, correct?

  35. LC Aggie Sith October 19, 2011 at 9:34 pm #

    Yes, I put it up.

    WINNING!!!

    Did y’all adopt the kitties?

  36. Stinky's Dad October 19, 2011 at 9:44 pm #

    Nope, they were handled when we called.
    We’re trying to get an unwanted Siamese male kitten now. Which are far and few in between.

  37. LC Aggie Sith October 19, 2011 at 9:51 pm #

    Best of luck finding one. I wanted to own an American Shorthair, gray with yellow eyes, but my sister and nephew and niece are allergic.

    Maybe if we move again…

  38. Jay in Ames October 19, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    T’Queen, yes, I read them, I’m on Dances with Dragons now. CoK and Storm of Swords were good, Feast for Crows was a bit slow. Dances is starting out very good, better than Game of Thrones, but I’m more into the characters now.

  39. Jay in Ames October 19, 2011 at 9:58 pm #

    T’Queen sounds a little Klingon’y doesn’t it?

  40. LC Aggie Sith October 19, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    No, it sounds Vulcan. The women’s names started with “T”: T’Pau, T’Pring, etc.

    *turns off Trekkiness*

  41. Jay in Ames October 19, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    Omigod, out Trekkied by a girl.

    *turns in man card.

  42. LC Aggie Sith October 19, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    You may keep your Man Card™, J’Ames. You can drive a tractor, after all 😉

  43. Stinky's Dad October 19, 2011 at 10:36 pm #

    All guys who are Trekkies need to turn in their mancards.

  44. LC Aggie Sith October 19, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

    Whew… leaves me out.

  45. Jay in Ames October 19, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    Live long and prosper, SD.

    And find a green chick.

  46. Stinky's Dad October 19, 2011 at 10:53 pm #

    Kel likes meat, and burning gas.

  47. MCPO Airdale October 19, 2011 at 11:15 pm #

    I’m a SciFi fan. . . And a full growled man!

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