By All That is Holy!!

14 Oct

Dear Heaven, may this never happen!!

It would be a travesty.

Have a great Friday!!! 🙂

48 Responses to “By All That is Holy!!”

  1. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 7:45 am #

    Heh, saw this on Stinky’s Faceplant page, among other places.
    So true. Good morning world!

  2. LC Aggie Sith October 14, 2011 at 8:02 am #

    Guess who I stole it from, SD?? 😉

    Good Moaning!!!

  3. roamingfirehydrant October 14, 2011 at 8:47 am #

    Good morning. I gotta make up some hours at work today.

  4. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 14, 2011 at 8:56 am #

    Dick, didja see the comment I made JUST FOR YOU last night?
    (It was magnificent, if I do say so myself…..)

  5. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 9:02 am #

    Ahh, yes… The good old days are back.

    http://is.gd/b7SvKy
    You haven’t lived until you’ve been spit at for wearing your country’s uniform.

  6. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 9:05 am #

    Teresa, I’m almost surprised you wrote that.

  7. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 9:10 am #

    I think I dated this psycho once. Come to think of it, every man should date a girl like her, at least once.
    http://is.gd/eJZ2Nx

  8. LC Aggie Sith October 14, 2011 at 9:13 am #

    the Coast Guard is warning all staff working on Atlantic Avenue to avoid those protesters while in uniform.

    No, they should warn them to travel in armed packs. Sweet Hades…

  9. Jay in Ames October 14, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    Heh, I was just thinking that, aggie. I’m pretty sure they have armories on Coast Guard ships, with the drug interdiction raids and all.

    Good morning!

  10. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    Later kids. I’m off to look at this old bldg. http://is.gd/Ssn5xr It gets a total rehab and is going to be turned into a diner.
    Lots of work needed, but it’s got a great look.

  11. LC Aggie Sith October 14, 2011 at 10:04 am #

    The idiots occupying are too stupid to realize that the USCG is no longer part of the Armed Forces. They now fall under the Dept of Homeland Security, which in itself is a joke.

  12. Jay in Ames October 14, 2011 at 10:28 am #

    Teresa, did you see this? Might be of interest to your ongoing research project.

    BigGovernment.com: The Email Archive of the #OccupyWallStreet Movement: Anarchists, Socialists, Unions, Democrats and Their Plans

    Setup here: BigGovernment.com: ‘Crowdsource’ This: Emails Expose #OccupyWallStreet Conspiracy to ‘Destabalize’ Global Markets, Governments

    I also saw some pretty big news places tying #OWS to Soros. Didn’t see you mentioned anywhere.

    Crossposting it to your place, too.

  13. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 14, 2011 at 10:32 am #

    Teresa, I’m almost surprised you wrote that.

    “almost”…. 😛

  14. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 14, 2011 at 11:48 am #

    I saw that, Jay – I’m definitely intrigued….

    Gee, I can’t imagine why you didn’t see my stuff alongside the “big” news stories! (“I’ve always been big – it’s the news that got small”)

    Here’s my latest – it’s just a little bit of fun:

    http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/the-spam-is-getting-waaaaaaayyy-too-smart/

  15. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere October 14, 2011 at 12:26 pm #

    No, they should warn them to travel in armed packs. Sweet Hades…

    Screw that. They have guys who can take out cigarette boats’ engines with a .50 Cal. while hanging out of a swiftly moving Pave-Low.

    I say they do it again, and the Coasties lock and load and do a fly-by.

  16. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 14, 2011 at 1:13 pm #

    Jay, I am both intrigued and computer-illiterate….

    I haven’t the slightest idea how to read the stuff that I have downloaded; it’s on a read-only Excel spreadsheet with columns the size of a pencil lead.

    Help a sister out, here – how do I get this information into my greedy little hands?

  17. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere October 14, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    I’m sorry…even better, I forgot that the Coasties also were using the MH-68 Stingrays. Have a handful of those do a flyby of the Occupy Boston assholes…
    http://www.aviationspectator.com/resources/aircraft-profiles/mh-68a-stingray-helicopter-aircraft-profile

  18. Jay in Ames October 14, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    The top row of the spreadsheet is your column headings. First one is subject, and the second one is the body. You can read those 2 columns, that will tell you most of what you need to know. The rest are addresses, to and from, reply, cc, bcc, etc. You can use those for tracking individual emails.

    I downloaded it, and it took excel a bit to reformat the information to a more readable format. I saved mine as a excel spreadsheet, instead of a csv file. This also increased the size 6 fold. Try this one, maybe it will be easier to read:

    http://www.mediafire.com/?fezbp7gb4ormen6

  19. Jay in Ames October 14, 2011 at 2:38 pm #

    I’m still more intimidated by the Blackhawk or the Apache. The Pave Low just blows my mind.

    Stingrays are cool, but they look like toys next to the big boys.

  20. Jay in Ames October 14, 2011 at 2:44 pm #

    You have to extract that file from zip, just like the original. Right click, and extract, save as, something like that. My program is different than the default, so I’m not sure what will pop up on yours, but windows has a default for zip.

    You can also open the .csv file in a text reader. Open Notepad, and just drag the csv file from windows explorer over to the notepad window, and drop it. It will take a couple seconds, but it will open.

  21. LC Aggie Sith October 14, 2011 at 3:01 pm #

    You know the worst part of tomorrow?

    No, not hosting a spa party sleepover for Little One. It’s the not being able to drink while having ten screaming 12 year olds in my house.

  22. Jay in Ames October 14, 2011 at 3:02 pm #

    You could slip a little vodka into the Kool Aid. I hear it makes em sleepy.

  23. LC Aggie Sith October 14, 2011 at 3:13 pm #

    *scribbles furiously*

    Any other tips???

  24. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    Occupy Aggie’s House!!!!

  25. clintbird October 14, 2011 at 4:32 pm #

    Aggie, ExLax in the brownies or chocolate cake will also keep the little darlings out of your way for much of the day.

  26. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 4:40 pm #

    I bet not one of the lil’ darlings has a job or any inclination to get one this week.

  27. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 4:56 pm #

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2011/10/chevy-dealing-congressman-there-is-no-market-for-the-volt/

  28. Jay in Ames October 14, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

    I said “let me understand. I told you that under no circumstances were you to order a Volt,” and he said “yeah.” “So, why did you order it?” “Because General Motors told me.”

    Why do they always sound like children? Reminds me of the Bill Cosby skit, when his kid keeps saying “I don’t know”.

  29. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 5:47 pm #

    Jay, that happens with GM all the time. If you want to order one type of car, they say, “Okay, we’ll give you that order, but you HAVE to take such and such”.

    Used to give me more fucking headaches than the law allows. Had to take 200 Chevy Lumina APV’s back in the middle 90’s once and my boss, the owner, had a shit-fit.

    We did a cheezy ass $500 “custom” package on all of them and whored them out in less than five months.

  30. GMLand October 14, 2011 at 5:49 pm #

    So, I come back and go through the archives checking in on old poats and the typical stupid comments only to come upon one that is password protected. Having submitted my usual password of: “lickitbeforeyoustickit” see that I am still forboten from viewing. Did my check not clear?

  31. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 5:51 pm #

    Same poat as the open poat above it. A Blackberry fail moment.

  32. GMLand October 14, 2011 at 5:52 pm #

    roger that!

  33. Jay in Ames October 14, 2011 at 6:37 pm #

    Nuh uh. There’s good shit in there, Gland. You just can’t see it.

    Nyah Nyah!

  34. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 14, 2011 at 6:55 pm #

    Read’s Jay’s explanation – head explodes.

    I’mma let other people read that stuff….

  35. LC Aggie Sith October 14, 2011 at 7:55 pm #

    Yay!! Home for a bit, and Imma gonna drink this evening when I get back from the LAST errand in a few.

  36. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 8:38 pm #

    “Horrible Bosses” almost on the same funny scale as Bridesmaids.
    It was a funny “motherfuckah” <~ You'll have to watch it to get that.

  37. LC Aggie Sith October 14, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

    Yay! Home now, and drinkin’.

    Good to know the movie was funny, SD.

  38. MCPO Airdale October 14, 2011 at 9:23 pm #

    I hate that there is nothing that moves my interest at the moment. *sigh*

  39. LC Aggie Sith October 14, 2011 at 9:50 pm #

    Surf for boobies, MCPO. That’ll lift your….spirits 😉

  40. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 14, 2011 at 10:23 pm #

    Yeah, Chief – you’re bound to find SOMETHING moves while you’re looking at boobies….

  41. Stinky's Dad October 14, 2011 at 11:08 pm #

    I’m gonna go play with my wife’s tits. Later…

  42. LC Aggie Sith October 14, 2011 at 11:12 pm #

    Have a lot of fun, SD 😉

  43. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 14, 2011 at 11:14 pm #

    You want a real laugh? OWS is planning a NATIONAL CONVENTION – they even have a “plan”, such as it is. Yeppers, this “grass roots” organization has already drawn up plans to toss out the elected members of the Supreme Court and replace them with newly elected Justices…..

    http://www.businessinsider.com/occupy-wall-street-has-plans-for-a-coordinated-national-gathering-2011-10.html

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  44. LC Aggie Sith October 14, 2011 at 11:15 pm #

    Ok, that right there is funneh!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  45. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 14, 2011 at 11:33 pm #

    OK – I’ve scheduled a crappy poat for tomorrow morning.

    It’s crap, but at least YOU don’t have to come up with anything new….

  46. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 14, 2011 at 11:37 pm #

    Ok, that right there is funneh!!!

    All those hundreds of thousands of dollars wasted on useless college degrees, and not one of them took any “Classically Liberal” courses that would have taught them WHY our governmental system has allowed them to enjoy the best standard of living in history….

    I am gonna have so much fun laughing my ass off the next few months! It’s the best early birthday/Christmas present EVAH – THANKS, OBAMA!!!!!!

  47. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 14, 2011 at 11:57 pm #

  48. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 15, 2011 at 1:49 am #

    New Poat is scheduled to drop at 6:00 a.m. (don’t know if that’s CST or EST).

    You kids keep quiet so Mommy can sleep in, m’kay?

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