How Fairy Tales Really End

12 Oct

Cinderella

Snow White

Sleeping Beauty

Jasmine (Aladdin)

Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

The Little Mermaid

See, your day isn’t so bad!

70 Responses to “How Fairy Tales Really End”

  1. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    This poat is full of awesome and despair! It’s the Jekyll and Hyde of Poats!

  2. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 9:18 am #

    SD, think Jerry Brown is coming to that realization out in the land of fruits and nuts?

  3. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 9:19 am #

    This poat wins as poat of the day!

  4. Car in October 12, 2011 at 9:34 am #

    This poat wins as poat of the day!

    Well … let’s not jump the gun. So FAR, it’s the best.

  5. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 9:37 am #

    *sheepishly clicks on Carin’s link*

  6. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 10:08 am #

    This looks like it’ll be fun.

  7. clintbird October 12, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    SD, I haven’t seen Thor yet. Any good?

  8. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 10:40 am #

    Thor was pretty decent. Fun and a bit mindless. A good diversion.

  9. clintbird October 12, 2011 at 10:41 am #

    It’s out on video now. I will have to watch it then.

  10. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 10:48 am #

    We watched it the other day from the net. Just don’t ask how it ended cause I can’t remember.

  11. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 10:48 am #

    I liked it a lot, cb. Xmen First Class was better, but not by much.

  12. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 10:51 am #

    I do recommend Bride Flight, Brides Maids, & Troll Hunter. All three movies were outstanding.

  13. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 10:56 am #

    Brides Maids was hilarious. Roll on the floor laughing hilarious.

  14. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 10:59 am #

    This is the bestest poat evah.

    Sorry, was off writing mine. J’Ames, good rundown on the debate last night.

    Someone needs to set Huntsman off in a field somewhere.

  15. clintbird October 12, 2011 at 10:59 am #

    Bridesmaids was one of the funniest pictures I’ve seen in years. I laughed so hard I cried.

  16. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 11:00 am #

    My wife was crying, she was laughing so hard at Bridesmaids. Me too, actually.

  17. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 11:01 am #

    I missed your comment before I wrote mine, aggie. Good on you, too!

  18. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 11:03 am #

    Someone needs to set Huntsman off in a Minefield somewhere.

    fify!

  19. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 11:05 am #

    Thanks, SD. Haven’t had enough coffee yet πŸ˜‰

    *gives SD a cookie*

  20. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 11:07 am #

    I was live blogging the debate over at iOTW.

    I picked a hell of a week to quit drinkin’….

  21. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 11:12 am #

    You do that all the time, aggie? I’ll have to check it out.

  22. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 11:13 am #

    I did it yesterday, J’Ames. It can be fun. But the debate needed more than a beer πŸ˜‰

  23. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere October 12, 2011 at 11:17 am #

    At least Snow White has managed to keep her girlish figure.

    Prolly why she can expect a few more dwarves IYKWIMAITTYD.

  24. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Looks like the rain is finally moving out. I got to finish a rebuild job I started yesterday. Later kids!

  25. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere October 12, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    This looks like it’ll be fun.
    http://youtu.be/eOrNdBpGMv8

    Yaknow, aside from their failure to stick with the best actor to play Bruce Banner, Paramount gets kuddos for a great job of casting all the various characters.

    I wonder if they realize how important it is for them to get this right. Fucking up the BIG screen adaptation of the best superhero group ever would not endear them to millions of moviegoers.

  26. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 11:27 am #

    I am NOT in my jammies! I am the 53%!

  27. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 11:48 am #

    Shit…

    *changes into shorts and a t-shirt*

    I am the 53% !!!!

  28. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 11:52 am #

    Holy hell…

    http://wherearemykeys.typepad.com/where_are_my_keys/2011/10/ahh-what-our-future-holds.html

    J’Ames, you have to see that video.

  29. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

    I’ll check it out on the phone.

  30. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 12:24 pm #

    Paging BisW!!!

    DJ is on my FB status, whining. J’Ames, feel free to jump in, too πŸ˜€

  31. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 12:42 pm #

    wow, the stupid is strong with that one.

  32. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm #

    J’Ames, the irony about DJ is that he’s quite well off. He comes from a well-to-do family, and is in his 60’s. He’s a Pacific Coast Liberal πŸ˜‰

  33. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

    I was referring to the kid in the video, but I see it applies to DJ, too.

  34. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 1:05 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  35. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 1:34 pm #

    Oh my, Facebook trolling is kinda fun. Kinda like shooting fish in a barrel.

  36. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 1:36 pm #

    I commented right after you πŸ˜€

  37. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 1:46 pm #

    Vera nice, vera nice.

    So this is what the norwegians clubbing baby seals feel like, huh? Except they get paid for their pelts.

  38. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 1:53 pm #

    Except they get paid for their pelts.

    #occupygreatwhitenorth??

  39. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    Nice reply to DJ, J’Ames. I even threw the “apply for a job that Americans won’t do” canard.

    Of course, he left after his last comment πŸ˜€

  40. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

    you did well, too. I can’t excuse behavior that is easily overcome. The two guys I mentioned at Manpower? They are finding that the pizza place was a pretty easy job, and more money also means higher responsibility. They are both in a program that allows a manufacturer to get employees from Manpower, in lieu of their own HR program. It’s a win win for both, and allows for the weeding out of bad applicants.

    That’s the part those two are figuring out. Everything is competition.

  41. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere October 12, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    It won’t do a lick of good, but I swung the cluebat anyway.

  42. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 12, 2011 at 5:10 pm #

    I’ve been slaving over this hot post all day:
    http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2011/10/12/the-brains-behind-airhead-autumn/

    Dig deep enough (or read the 3rd article in an Internet search), and you’ll find the REAL story.

    Oh, and you’ll be glad to know that OWS is no longer known as a “spontaneous grass-roots movement” – all of the progressive media is now acknowledging that Adbusters was behind the whole thing all along…..

  43. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm #

    BisW, it’s DJ. Short of electroshock therapy, no amount of debate will help.

    Well, not even EST.

  44. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 5:53 pm #

    Somebody tell DJ I said to quit bitchin’; get off his ass and start a goddamned business of his own.
    Fucking pussies…

  45. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

    I would, SD, but he left with his tail between his legs πŸ˜‰

  46. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 6:33 pm #

    Q: How many Iowans does it take to change a garage light bulb.

    A: One, BIAB.

  47. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 6:55 pm #

    Iowans are really smart. Wopner’s on at 2pm.

  48. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 7:26 pm #

    well done, well done.

    247 toothpicks on the floor behind you, btw

  49. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 7:28 pm #

    Teresa had a great post today. Just finished a magnum opus at her blog.

  50. Jay in Ames October 12, 2011 at 8:28 pm #

    Yes, the Bulldog did a great job on her poat. I’m going to reread it, I kinda skimmed some parts when I got busy at work.

  51. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

    the Bulldog

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  52. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 12, 2011 at 8:38 pm #

    Aw, you guys are sweet! Thanks for the love at my post.

    I had some guy tell me last night that my writing reminded him of Molly Ivins (but on the correct side of the political spectrum).

    I was walking on air for the rest of the night….

  53. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 9:02 pm #

    I hear tightywhities are coming back in fashion. Lucky me, huh?

  54. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 12, 2011 at 10:06 pm #

    Awright, which one of you guys papered over the hoors?

    Also – LOLCats want a piece of the OWS action:
    http://mrbillwulf.tumblr.com/post/11375422491/we-canz-occupiez-teh-wahl-street

  55. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 10:08 pm #

    Yeah, what happened to the background?

  56. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 10:47 pm #

    Better…

  57. Stinky's Dad October 12, 2011 at 10:47 pm #

    Nobody best fuck with this background. It’s sacred.

  58. LC Aggie Sith October 12, 2011 at 11:55 pm #

    WP must have been hiccupping.

    I hear tightywhities are coming back in fashion.

    And here we all thought you went commando.

  59. clintbird October 12, 2011 at 11:59 pm #

    What, oh what, is that in my machine?

    http://is.gd/ktLvgE

  60. LC Aggie Sith October 13, 2011 at 12:02 am #

    I’m guessing a poltergeist, CB πŸ˜€

  61. clintbird October 13, 2011 at 12:07 am #

    Aggie! How you doing, sweet lady?

  62. LC Aggie Sith October 13, 2011 at 12:19 am #

    I’m not sleepy yet, CB. How’s tricks?

  63. clintbird October 13, 2011 at 12:29 am #

    I’m fine, Aggie, but I’m hungry, but I need to go to bed. Bleh.

  64. LC Aggie Sith October 13, 2011 at 12:35 am #

    A bit of fruit or cheese and then go to bed πŸ™‚

  65. clintbird October 13, 2011 at 12:36 am #

    Goodnight, Miss Aggie.

  66. clintbird October 13, 2011 at 12:37 am #

    I love fruit and cheese.

  67. LC Aggie Sith October 13, 2011 at 12:38 am #

    I’m psychic!!

    G’night, CB!!

  68. Jay in Ames October 13, 2011 at 9:07 am #

    New poat!

  69. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX October 13, 2011 at 9:07 am #

    SRSLY????? I’m the wakey-wakey girl this morning?

    Oh, well – here’s a funny cartoon from my friend, Matt, to get your morning off to a good start:
    http://www.themorlockrevolt.com/2011/10/bolsheviks-and-ows-two-big-fails.html

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