Yahoo Answers FTW

24 Sep

I feel like total shi’te today, but thought this was too funny and true not to share.

Y’all have a great Saturday. I’m going to try to pass out on the couch, and let my motherly guilt-o-meter top out on the kidlets.

70 Responses to “Yahoo Answers FTW”

  1. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 10:13 am #

    Gak…urg….bletch…

    http://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2011/09/24/spoonful-of-sugar/

  2. GuyS September 24, 2011 at 10:23 am #

    Well, off to the salt mine. You all have a good day. Aggie get to feeling better ASAP! And if you have a minute, help NASA, they seem to have misplaced a fallen satellite.

  3. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 10:25 am #

    I liked SD’s comment about how they can’t track a satellite but somehow can predict globull warming. Here’s hoping UARS fell on James Hansen.

  4. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 10:29 am #

    Heh, I said the same thing, Roamy. Is it lost, really??

  5. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 10:32 am #

    They were saying the debris fell anywhere from Africa to Canada. Seriously. WTF. Well, that certainly narrows it down for us.

  6. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 10:34 am #

    So, it could be anywhere in AN ENTIRE HEMISPHERE???

    CharlietittyfuckingSheen.

  7. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 10:35 am #

    Oh, and Aggie, you were right. I need an outfit like Thursday’s Vintage babe, especially the gloves.

  8. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    So, it could be anywhere in AN ENTIRE HEMISPHERE???

    Yep. I need to put together a proposal for better predicting atmospheric drag RIGHT NOW.

  9. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    I knew it!!! Try this link:

    http://www.secretsinlace.com/

  10. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 10:43 am #

    Awesome! Thank you, Aggie.

  11. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 10:46 am #

    Maybe I’m just a simple fool, but this is not the first time a satellite comes down. So, why haven’t they done a better job of predicting where and when one comes down?

  12. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 10:55 am #

    The problem is that the ones from Congress will shit anywhere and then play in it.

  13. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 10:55 am #

    1. It was a pretty big satellite and an oddball shape with one solar array sticking out. How it tumbles has a big effect. 2. The solar activity has been spiky with some strong X-ray flares in the last couple of weeks.

  14. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 10:57 am #

    Ahhh, I get it.

    Like I said, I am a simple fool 😀

  15. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 10:57 am #

    BisW, you shouldn’t even be NEAR a computer on your anniversary!!!

    SHOO!!!!

  16. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 10:58 am #

    *gives Romy the “Flaming Re-entry”*

    *gives Aggs the “Ground Control”*

  17. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 10:59 am #

    Yeah, happy anniversary, BiW! How many years?

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 11:02 am #

    Aggie, it is my phone, and it isn’t even 8 here. She won’t even be up for another hour. I’m only up because I have to take my insulin at the same time every day.

    ———————–—
    Oh…and the old pic of college Romy posted on FB earlier this week? Hawt.

  19. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 11:04 am #

    Seventeen, and I haven’t been killed in my sleep yet…at least that I am aware of…

  20. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    Heh, thank you, BiW. Young and naive days.

  21. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    Thanks, BisW. I’ll take that *Ground Control* with some hot tea.

    I missed a hawt pic of Roamy??? SHIT!!

    And you’re still alive, BisW. If you were a zombie, you would have voted for Obama.

  22. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 11:18 am #

    Heh. Aggie, I scanned some old photos and posted them on FB. Mr. RFH’s roommate retaliated with one of Mr. RFH and me that I hadn’t seen before. 1987 or 1988.

  23. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 11:19 am #

    Wow, Roamy!! You look pretty much the same 😀

    Different hair style, though!

  24. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Hahahahahaha, there’s a lot more of me to love since then. Less dweeby glasses, though.

  25. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    A nice side effect of one of my heart meds is curly hair. I used to perm my hair, use a curling iron, etc. Now it’s curl-taming gel.

  26. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    HA! More here too, thank goodness 😀

    Hubby once lamented that I no longer had the body I did in college. I said yes, because we all know how attractive it is to be able to count your ribs. He shut up after that 😉

  27. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 11:40 am #

    I dunno. I think the glasses contributed to the “durty physics geek” vibe goin on in that pic.

    _____________________________

    Frozen breakfast burritos are teh suck.

  28. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    Mr. RFH is only 15 lbs. heavier than he was in college and can still wear most of the same clothes. Rocketboy now outweighs him.

  29. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 11:53 am #

    “durty physics geek”

    I was a part-time librarian. 😀

  30. Stinky's Dad September 24, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Morning Class. I hope everyone is doing something constructive today.

  31. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 11:58 am #

    Laundry and housecleaning for me, cross country meet and softball game for the kids. Typical Saturday, SD.

  32. Stinky's Dad September 24, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

    Kelly’s working today so I’m being domestic. Laundry, kitchen, bathroom, cat boxes… The whole nine yards.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 12:11 pm #

    I’m washing pants for boys and pissing off myopic moral midgets at Rutherford’s place.

  34. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

    I was a part-time librarian.

    *gives Romy “the stacks”*

  35. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    There are times I miss distance running.

    There was a lot of time to think when we did roadwork.

    Just the sound of the gravel of Court St. beneath my feet, the distant sound of traffic on I-69, and the thoughts in my head.

    I don’t miss the cramps and not being able to eat breakfast or lunch.

  36. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    So she told me last night that she wants to go to the Puyallup Fair today after we drop off the boys.

  37. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    You guys are letting me own the comments this morning.

  38. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    One more, and I get my choice of an official Uncivil Peasants™ purple dildo or pink vibrating butt plug.

  39. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 12:37 pm #

    Two more, and I can select an official Uncivil Peasants™ paperweight, etched with a pithy saying from Stinky’s Dad or a dirty limerick from J’ames.

  40. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    Three more, and I am eligible for an officially licensed tattoo* of the Uncivil Peasants™ freckled redhead blog logo.

    *an extra charge is assessed to have it put somewhere where people would have to hunt for it to find it

  41. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    One more and you get the Uncivil Peasants(tm) boardgame, banned in 28 states.

  42. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 12:44 pm #

    D’oh!

  43. roamingfirehydrant September 24, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

    Gonna go take a nap. Y’all have a good day.

  44. Stinky's Dad September 24, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    I was doing dishes, BiW. Now I gotta fold laundry and fix the drain in the kitchen sink. Somehow, some way, the threaded locking ring of the sink drain has either enlarged or I’m seeing things. Home Depot here I come.

  45. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

    Dude, I was trying to stay awake while grocery shopping.

    *gives BisW the Official Uncivil Peasants Toilet Plunger™*

  46. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 24, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    Dudette, I like grocery shopping.

  47. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 2:51 pm #

    Under normal circumstances, I do too, but I was feeling the meds I took for my cold, BisW.

  48. Stinky's Dad September 24, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

    Before I forget, Happy Anniversary, BiW to you and your lovely bride.

  49. Car in September 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

    Just the sound of the gravel of Court St. beneath my feet, th

    that is a nice sound.

    Where J’ames be?

  50. Stinky's Dad September 24, 2011 at 4:49 pm #

    In Ames.

  51. Jay in Ames September 24, 2011 at 5:12 pm #

    I finally woke up. I love Saturday.

    Thanks for not running away, Saturday.

  52. Jay in Ames September 24, 2011 at 6:08 pm #

    That’s it. Since youse guys weren’t around to talk me down, I’m gonna drive to Sam’s Club and get a brisket. The smoker needs a workout.

  53. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 7:52 pm #

    I’m siiiiiiiiiick………..

    *cough*

    *wheeze*

    *sniffle*

  54. Guy S September 24, 2011 at 8:40 pm #

    Worked all day, came home, made dinner. Now on puter.

    BiW: A belated, but heartfelt Happy Anniversary! Looks like there are some interesting concerts going on at the Fair.

  55. Stinky's Dad September 24, 2011 at 8:57 pm #

    Poor Ag’s. Feel better soon, princess.

    Guy, how’s the ‘puter doing?

  56. Jay in Ames September 24, 2011 at 9:02 pm #

    I wish I could be on the computer, too.

    Wait…

  57. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 9:05 pm #

    *sprays poat with Lysol*

    Thanks, SD.

  58. Jay in Ames September 24, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

    Trading Places for $9.99 blu ray.

    Thor Blu Ray

    Red Blu Ray

    XMen First Class Blu Ray

    I love finding gift cards I forgot about. Birthday money FTW!

    Who wants to watch movies? I even bought popcorn. Aggie gets a separate bowl.

  59. Guy S September 24, 2011 at 9:22 pm #

    *Is now off the “puter”, and even flushed twice!! (thanks for asking SD!)

    Jay, if you haven’t seen RED yet, you are going to like it , a lot!! Trust me.

  60. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 9:25 pm #

    Aggie gets a separate bowl.

    You are so considerate 😀

  61. Jay in Ames September 24, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    Saw it, Guy, and I did love it. Wasn’t at all what I expected, at the beginning.

  62. GuyS September 24, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    Passes around rum and cokes for every one … gives Aggie a hot rum toddy!

  63. GuyS September 24, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    It was a hoot seeing Ernest Borgnine in it.

  64. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 9:46 pm #

    *chugs rum toddy*

    *buuuuuuurp*

  65. GuyS September 24, 2011 at 9:52 pm #

    And now it is off to watch a movie or some such. Ya’ll take care and have a good evening. Aggie, drink plenty of fluids, get lots of rest, and take two doctors in the morning!

  66. LC Aggie Sith September 24, 2011 at 10:00 pm #

    take two doctors in the morning!

    But Hubby left already, damnit!!

  67. Jay in Ames September 24, 2011 at 10:29 pm #

    Anyone in the mood for some Herman Cain?

    http://jayinames.wordpress.com/2011/09/24/herman-cain-wins-florida-straw-poll-awesome/

  68. Stinky's Dad September 24, 2011 at 10:51 pm #

    God damn! That was good today! Roll Cain!!!!

  69. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 25, 2011 at 2:23 am #

    We got Thor on the on demand tonight.

    We liked it. Then in the credits, I saw JMS wrote it, which explained a lot.

    The fair was fun but crowded as hell. Then we went to Trader Joes, DWS, got chinese, and came home and got the movie.

  70. LC Aggie Sith September 25, 2011 at 10:54 am #

    New Poat 🙂

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