Crash and Burn

21 Sep

Anyone else find it odd that NASA can’t tell you exactly when this satellite will come down from orbit, but they can tell you that we will destroy Earth in a 100 years if we don’t do something about Globull Wormening™??

Yeah, me too.

71 Responses to “Crash and Burn”

  1. Car in September 21, 2011 at 9:31 am #

    Wakey wakey!!!

  2. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 21, 2011 at 9:32 am #

    The only thing Obama’s got to say about that Perry ad is that it is Raaaaaaaaacist.

  3. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 9:33 am #

    It’s an awesome ad. Loved how the poster of Obama aged.

  4. Jay in Ames September 21, 2011 at 9:33 am #

    Good morning!

  5. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 21, 2011 at 9:38 am #

    Great ad for Perry – I reposted it on my FB page!

    It’s sad to see once great NASA turning into just another political shill group. My dad worked there as an engineer for several decades, and it was a source of pride for ALL of the families whose loved ones worked on the space program in its heyday. What a waste….

  6. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 21, 2011 at 9:40 am #

    Ags, you gonna be OK today, sweetie? Good thoughts and hugs being sent your way –

  7. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 9:43 am #

    Thanks, Teresa 🙂

    Hubby is sitting right here on his laptop, so in a way, it’s quality time!

  8. Car in September 21, 2011 at 9:44 am #

    Where is this ad?

  9. Car in September 21, 2011 at 9:58 am #

    Ok, fine. Be like that.

  10. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 10:05 am #

    Here you go, Carin:

  11. Car in September 21, 2011 at 10:26 am #

    cool, thanks

  12. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 21, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    OMG – Obama embarasses us yet again; he is WAVING in a picture of world leaders at UN photo op……
    http://weaselzippers.us/2011/09/21/hilarious-obama-moronically-waves-during-picture-with-world-leaders-at-un-event/

    Did this guy never have a class picture taken??????

  13. Jay in Ames September 21, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Car in, how’s the bandwidth issue looking?

  14. Jay in Ames September 21, 2011 at 1:51 pm #

    Amazing sales on football. Just in time for the Big 12 to collapse. Cheer on the Cyclones vs. the Longhorns!

  15. Car in September 21, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    bandwidth is going better. I also cleared out my cookies. I think something in there was doing something bad.

  16. Stinky's Dad September 21, 2011 at 3:04 pm #

    That’s a good lookin’ ahh… chicken ya got there, Carin.

  17. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    J’Ames, just for you….

    GO CYCLONES!!!!

    Fuck t.u. No, I ain’t bitter at all, why?

  18. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 3:26 pm #

    And yes, just dropped off Hubby at the airport, so I’m in a blue mood.

  19. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 21, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    Ha! I’m being followed by “A Socialist” now on Twitter! I must be doing something right.

  20. Jay in Ames September 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm #

    Sorry he had to go, aggie, but I’m glad he got to spend some time with you and the family.

  21. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 21, 2011 at 3:41 pm #

    {{{{{hugs}}}}} to Aggie ♥

  22. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 21, 2011 at 3:43 pm #

    He knows you love him, and he does it because he loves you and the kids. It sucks, but homecomings really are special that way.

  23. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

    Thanks, guys!

    Funny thing… he is getting ready to go back, and the Puerto Ricans and Colombians and Uruguayans are throwing him a welcome back party 😆

  24. Jay in Ames September 21, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    Lileks comments on the REM Breakup:

  25. Stinky's Dad September 21, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    (gives Aggie a big hug)

    Won’t be too long, princess.

  26. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 4:32 pm #

    Thanks, SD 🙂

    *smoooooches*

  27. clintbird September 21, 2011 at 4:35 pm #

    What the hell are you talking about Jay?

  28. Jay in Ames September 21, 2011 at 4:49 pm #

    about what, cb?

  29. clintbird September 21, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    REM breakup????

  30. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 5:02 pm #

    LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!

    It’s the end of the world as we know it….

  31. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 21, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    Its ok. They haven’t released a decent album since “Green”

    “I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my Orange Crush.”

  32. clintbird September 21, 2011 at 5:09 pm #

    Oh …

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 21, 2011 at 5:11 pm #

    “Disturbance in the Heron House, the stampede at the monument…the followers of chaos out of control…”

  34. Stinky's Dad September 21, 2011 at 6:15 pm #

    Just got off the phone with OnStar. Three months ago, they told me they disconnected all services from my truck and were no longer tracking me. Today they tell me I “misunderstood” what they told me last time I spoke with those fucksticks.

    They fully understood every word I spoke today.

  35. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 6:18 pm #

    *wishes she had been a fly on SD’s wall*

  36. Stinky's Dad September 21, 2011 at 6:23 pm #

    That wouldn’t have done any good. I was in my truck when I lit them up.

  37. Stinky's Dad September 21, 2011 at 6:28 pm #

    I love Terrible Teddy.

  38. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 6:33 pm #

    Oh, well then, I wouldn’t want to be a fly in your truck. I would have ended up splattered.

  39. Stinky's Dad September 21, 2011 at 6:35 pm #

    Heh… IHOP got a bouncer…
    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/09/21/east-village-ihop-employs-bouncer-to-control-the-rowdy/

  40. Stinky's Dad September 21, 2011 at 6:48 pm #

    Aggie, rain’s headed your way.

  41. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm #

    No shit???

    YAY!!!!!

  42. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 21, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

    Responding to A Socialist is almost as much fun as lighting up those AttackWatch dillrods.

  43. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 21, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    “Disturbance in the Heron House, the stampede at the monument…the followers of chaos out of control…”

    You been listenin’ to the live feed from the “Day Week of Rage” protest again, BiW?

    Dang hippies never make any sense…….

  44. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 21, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    Seen on daughter’s FB page:
    “My mother was right…..”

    *gasp*
    Coulda knocked me over with a feather…… 😛

  45. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 21, 2011 at 7:21 pm #

    No, TiFW. Just one of my favorite REM songs from way back when they were relevant.

  46. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 7:31 pm #

    ZOMG, Teresa!! She said THAT???

  47. Stinky's Dad September 21, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

    We’re watching “Thor” tonight. And no, I’m not referring to my cock.

  48. Stinky's Dad September 21, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

    This time.

  49. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    You have no idea how much I appreciate that, SD.

  50. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 8:13 pm #

    The funny comment, I mean!!

  51. LC Aggie Sith September 21, 2011 at 8:38 pm #

    Motherfucker…

  52. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 21, 2011 at 9:09 pm #

    The daughter’s comment was in regards to a young “man” who had ulterior motives. She was tossing out that “My mother was right” line in that there are boys out there who are only interested in using a girl for sex.

    I was happy and sad at the same time.

    And ready to drive up to NY and open up a Texas-sized can of whoop-ass on the little rat bastard who had the effrontery to attempt to treat my little duckling that way…….

    (I’m betting she took care of that all by herself before he had a chance to do anything – I raised that girl right, by gum)

  53. Stinky's Dad September 21, 2011 at 9:30 pm #

    Somebody needs to break that fuckstain’s arms. I volunteer.

  54. Jay in Ames September 21, 2011 at 10:46 pm #

    BiW has been having far too much fun with #AttackWatch.

  55. Jay in Ames September 21, 2011 at 10:47 pm #

    Sorry to hear that, TiFW.

    Although sometimes, it’s fun to just sit back and watch as some poor sap gets dismantled. Makes you proud.

  56. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 21, 2011 at 10:55 pm #

    She didn’t do the dismantling on FB, Jay – I just know the child; she doesn’t suffer fools. You saw her baby picture – she’s always been a feisty one; I’m not sure New York will still be standing when she’s done up there…..

  57. GuyS September 21, 2011 at 11:41 pm #

    Maybe Texas should start an “exchange” program with the other 56 states. Send a couple o Texans to any given state, who will help in removing some the the dipsticks, bureaucrats, leeches, and other nere-do-wells, in their neck of the woods. In exchange ya’ll can toughen up, provide backbone, grit, and in genreal, “Texanize” them. Give it about 6 months to a year, then return the folks back to their home states and bring the Texans back.

    Might take care of a lot of the trash, and spread some backbone round the rest of the country to boot.

  58. clintbird September 22, 2011 at 12:43 am #

    So, other than Rick Perry, who else do you expect to do well in Thursday evening’s Florida Republican Debate?

  59. Jay in Ames September 22, 2011 at 12:44 am #

    Newt Gingrich.

  60. clintbird September 22, 2011 at 12:51 am #

    I couldn’t agree more w/you James.

  61. Jay in Ames September 22, 2011 at 12:56 am #

    He’s been a delight in the debates so far. I’m looking forward to the next installment.

    Time for bed. I’ll think about this more, and put up a post about it.

  62. clintbird September 22, 2011 at 1:00 am #

    Newt tweeted me twice today.

  63. Stinky's Dad September 22, 2011 at 7:20 am #

    So, other than Rick Perry, who else do you expect to do well in Thursday evening’s Florida Republican Debate?

    I’m still not convinced Perry will do well.Other than that, Newt and Herman should both do well.

  64. Jay in Ames September 22, 2011 at 7:42 am #

    Bwahahahaha. Organizing for America office officially opens in Des Moines. Some blonde says “I saw a speech in 2008, and became a big fan. I’m excited to help him out!”

    State Senator Jack Hatch (D), Des Moines: “We can win this election, by having good policy and being honest with the American people, and that’s what we’re going to do in this state.”

    when are you gonna start, sparky? We already elected a Republican governor, and a Republican House. Guess we need a bigger cluebat.

  65. LC Aggie Sith September 22, 2011 at 7:44 am #

    Good morning, alles 😀

  66. Stinky's Dad September 22, 2011 at 7:48 am #

    From Hot Air, “Mr. Perry has had two okay-to-mediocre debate performances, with the second regarded as weaker. This is dangerous, since much of his support is based on what people believe him to be rather than what they know him to be.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2011/09/21/quotes-of-the-day-809/

  67. Stinky's Dad September 22, 2011 at 7:49 am #

    “I saw a speech in 2008, and became a big fan. I’m excited to help him out!”

    The bimbo obviously hasn’t paid any attention since then.

  68. clintbird September 22, 2011 at 8:37 am #

    I think Perry will fall from “grace” IF he doesn’t DRAMATICALLY improve his debate performance this evening as compared to his first two.

  69. LC Aggie Sith September 22, 2011 at 8:48 am #

    NEW POAT!!!

    And y’all will love it 😀

  70. Jay in Ames September 22, 2011 at 8:49 am #

    Perry had some great answers re: the Texas Dream Act™ on Hannity! last night. At least Rick Perry can get me to watch Hannity! and Bill “I’m gonna quit my job” O’Reilly. It seems he has been spending time with some consultants.

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