Thursday Funneh

15 Sep

Q. What’s the difference between Obamacare and a car battery?


A. The car battery has a positive side.

 

Hope you got a charge out of that one!

75 Responses to “Thursday Funneh”

  1. Jay in Ames September 15, 2011 at 9:18 am #

    Good morning, lazy butts!

  2. Car in September 15, 2011 at 9:18 am #

    Exide? Really?

    You do realize, J’ames, that we’re in the battery business.

    wakey wakey.

  3. Jay in Ames September 15, 2011 at 9:21 am #

    Hey, it was the best picture I could find on extensive internet research.

    And by extensive, I mean the first one I could find.

  4. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 9:24 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Good morning!!

  5. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 9:25 am #

    Carin, what car battery do you prefer?

  6. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 9:39 am #

    Carin, what car battery do you prefer?

    I would imagine it depends on which is compatible with her purple dildo.

    *runs*

  7. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 9:53 am #

    You will do as I say!
    http://is.gd/3Urbgj

  8. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 9:58 am #

    Gah….ick….bletch…..

  9. Car in September 15, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    We sell AC- Delco and our house brand “Pro- Max”

  10. Car in September 15, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    we also carry motorcraft. Exide is evil.

  11. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 10:06 am #

    The AC/Delco batteries Chevy supplies with new vehicles usually only last two years or so for me, then I go out and buy whatever looks good for the price.

    With that said, I’m pretty sure the GM Delco’s are a totally different grade of battery than the ones they sell individually.

  12. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 10:07 am #

    Aggie, Pro Max powers the purple dildo.
    You heard it here first.

  13. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 10:10 am #

    SD, my AC Delco for my Chevy Venture lasted almost 8 years. I guess I was lucky.

    Pro Max powers the purple dildo.
    You heard it here first.

    *makes mental note*

    Not that I know anything about that stuff, you understand.

  14. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 10:12 am #

    Wow! You got lucky. That was truly an oddity.

  15. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 10:17 am #

    Amish gang gone to the dark side.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/amish-eight-mug-shots-765432

  16. Jay in Ames September 15, 2011 at 10:18 am #

    Car batteries last about 5 years here, sometimes longer. Never had one go at 2 years, but I haven’t had a GM.

    Used to sell the AC Delcos and Motorcrafts, and they are good batteries. The house brands varied in quality.

  17. MCPO Airdale September 15, 2011 at 11:28 am #

    TELL ME!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muu7FxdCG4U

  18. Car in September 15, 2011 at 11:32 am #

    Our house brand is good, and it’s warranted.

    Often, its made by the same folks that make the big name battery.

  19. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 15, 2011 at 11:48 am #

    I’m on year six for the Delco that came with my car.

  20. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 15, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    I’ve heard there are “toys” with electric cords.
    I’ve HEARD.

    Wanted to share this with you guys (get your hankies out):
    http://www.youtube.com/user/RayMay52#p/u/3/1iSlok6muY0

  21. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    I never pay much attention to car batteries until they crap out. Summer is usually the battery killer around here.

  22. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    Chief, did you get my email?

  23. Jazz September 15, 2011 at 12:07 pm #

    Good morning! You should enjoy this – report slams his own paper for running with Sarah Palin rumors http://tinyurl.com/3ogcaqg

  24. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    Did I forget to mention that Patton’s up to 125lbs.?
    That’s a big ass puppy.

  25. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 12:14 pm #

    JAZZ!!!!

    *smooches*

    How YOU doin’??

  26. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

    Patton’s up to 125lbs.

    Holy fucking hell.

  27. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 15, 2011 at 12:17 pm #

    Great story, Jazz – hope life is treating you well.

    Patton is one of your Pyrenees, Dick? Yep, those males get pretty darn big – good thing they’re such pussycats around their people!

  28. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 12:23 pm #

    Pat’s a great big teddybear. He loves us and his kitties.

  29. Jazz September 15, 2011 at 12:24 pm #

    Hey, Ags! I’m okay. Just getting ready to go the the bank πŸ™‚

  30. Jazz September 15, 2011 at 12:26 pm #

    Hi, TiFW. Life isn’t treating me so well, but the Good Lord is taking care of me. πŸ˜‰

  31. Jazz September 15, 2011 at 12:27 pm #

    Any new Republican administration is going to have to fire the Civil Rights Department at Justice en masse: http://tinyurl.com/3wekzz2

  32. Jazz September 15, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

    off to the bank. πŸ™‚

  33. MCPO Airdale September 15, 2011 at 12:52 pm #

    SD – Yup. Thought I answered you. . . freaking non-operational brain cells!

  34. clintbird September 15, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    Subject: why people don’t attend high school reunions

    Jan, Sue and Mary haven’t seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.

    Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot
    Grigio.

    Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.

    Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.

    Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York ‘s leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue , where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix .

    Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples , Florida.

    Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Jim. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow their own vegetables. Jim can stand five parrots, side by side, on his penis.

    Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.

    Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend’s honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses’ aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama …

    Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

  35. MCPO Airdale September 15, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

    Jimmah Carville!?

    http://fwd4.me/0BY4

  36. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  37. Car in September 15, 2011 at 1:07 pm #

    AC Delco is a good battery but they’ve lost market share. Exide’s got the Nascar stuff, and that sells.

  38. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 15, 2011 at 2:09 pm #

    Thanks for the laugh, Clintbird!

  39. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 2:41 pm #

    I’m kinda like Twitter. It allows me to direct my vitriol straight on target.

  40. MCPO Airdale September 15, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

    Man, what a change! Yesterday, at this time, it was sunny and 81 on my patio. Today, it’s cloudy with drizzle and 58!

  41. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 3:28 pm #

    Seriously, MCPO??

    Gah…wish it would cool off to 98* here.

  42. Jay in Ames September 15, 2011 at 3:29 pm #

    It was 40 when I woke up today.

    Sorry, I had to put on a jacket.

  43. MCPO Airdale September 15, 2011 at 3:31 pm #

    Jay – We are forecast to get that by Saturday. I can usually judge our winter weather by what you had 2 days before.

  44. Jay in Ames September 15, 2011 at 3:33 pm #

    Sounds about right, Chief.

  45. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

    My mistake.

    It’s 91* here, so obviously we are experiencing a cool front.

  46. MCPO Airdale September 15, 2011 at 3:48 pm #

    See Aggie?! Now, quit yer bitching and make me a sammich. . . the smell of bread baking is making me HUNGRY!

  47. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 3:48 pm #

    Mid 70’s here. Cloudy and windy. A nice change.

  48. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 3:52 pm #

    Now, quit yer bitching and make me a sammich.

    All I got today is meatloaf and taters with homemade breadrolls. That ok??

  49. Car in September 15, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    It’s chilly here in Michgina. And windy. I bit overcast.
    /weather blog off

  50. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    Missed it by that much! /Maxwell Smart
    http://is.gd/RllUeP

  51. MCPO Airdale September 15, 2011 at 4:04 pm #

    Aggie – That’s fine. . . shove it on over!

  52. MCPO Airdale September 15, 2011 at 4:05 pm #

    SD – Looks like a Detroit Lions fan!

  53. Jay in Ames September 15, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

    All I got today is meatloaf and taters with homemade breadrolls. That ok??

    Mmm, meatloaf sandwiches. Winning!

  54. Jay in Ames September 15, 2011 at 4:12 pm #

    Michgina

    I’m chuckling at this typo. I denounce myself.

  55. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    SD – Looks like a Detroit Lions Lineman!

    FIFY, Chief!

  56. MCPO Airdale September 15, 2011 at 4:28 pm #

    SD – HAHAHAHAHA!

  57. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 5:37 pm #

    The guy Ron White patterned himself after.

  58. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 6:12 pm #

    Yay! I get to have guests for the weekend.

  59. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 15, 2011 at 6:32 pm #

    I take it the /sarc tag is implied, Aggie?

  60. LC Aggie Sith September 15, 2011 at 6:38 pm #

    Oh, it’s my friend the Nomstress from Groovy Noms blog. She is Hubby’s best friend since grade school, and wants to see him before he leaves.

    No sarcasm, but I do want him to myself πŸ˜‰

  61. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    No sarcasm, but I do want him to myself πŸ˜‰
    Cool… A three way! (runs away laughing hysterically)

    Aggie, how long will he be gone this time?

  62. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 15, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

    I’m tired of wearing my dress shoes now.

  63. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 15, 2011 at 7:39 pm #

    I’m starting to like the cut of Perry’s jib.

    Anyone who can put the fear of God into the intellectual class and inspire them to lable his ideas as “simplistic and dangerous” gets my interest.

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/perry-and-profs_593055.html?page=1

  64. MCPO Airdale September 15, 2011 at 8:21 pm #

    BiW – Dress sneakers??

    http://fwd4.me/0BZK

  65. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

    Chief, Just six months ago I was a Perry hater. I’ve changed my tune…

  66. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 15, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

    Doncha just hate it when you push the growler out and it STILL clings to your ass?

  67. Jay in Ames September 15, 2011 at 9:41 pm #

    Don’t forget, Archer is on tonight!

  68. GuyS September 15, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    BiW, yeah, the paperwork is a killer for something like that. Unless you pre-lubed, of course.

  69. Stinky's Dad September 15, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    Guy, check your mail!

  70. Jay in Ames September 15, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    Easier just to get in the shower, or use the sprayer in the sink.

  71. GuyS September 15, 2011 at 10:28 pm #

    SD, read same and replied. To the rest of you, have a good evening and a better tomorrow. Off to the sweetieheart, the rack, and a movie or two.

  72. og September 16, 2011 at 6:22 am #

    Most car batteries in the US including AC Delco, Motorcraft, Duralast, Valucraft, Diehard and many others are manufactured by Johnson Controls.They are a US company I don’t mind supporting. Just get the one with the highest cold cranking amps, at the lowest price.

    Exide is one of Johnson Controls competitors, and they make a good battery in the USA too.Their Spiracell gel battery is a better battery than the Optima from Johnson controls, in my opinion. Happy friday!

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