Maxine on the Mustang Ranch

9 Sep

“BAIL ‘EM  OUT!!! ????

Hell,  back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch, a brothel  in  Nevada, for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried  to run it… They failed and it closed.

Now, we are trusting the  economy of our country, our banking system, our auto industry  and possibly our health plans to the same dumbshits who couldn’t make money running a whore house and selling whiskey?!

What the Hell are we thinking?????”

68 Responses to “Maxine on the Mustang Ranch”

  1. LC Aggie Sith September 9, 2011 at 8:05 am #

    I think we’re all a bit round.

    The holes are square, though 😉

  2. Jay in Ames September 9, 2011 at 8:31 am #

    Wow, I’m magic. Poating on the road, while not on the phone.

  3. LC Aggie Sith September 9, 2011 at 8:37 am #

    Sure was majikul, J’Ames.

    You da man!!!

  4. Jay in Ames September 9, 2011 at 8:39 am #

    How’s my favorite square zombie llama today?

  5. LC Aggie Sith September 9, 2011 at 8:44 am #

    This llama is thinking of being totally creative today, while Hubby watches some violent gory flick.

    Either that, or watching Archer episodes.

    Oh, and have to get ready for a Pampered Chef party, too 😀

    How YOU doin’??

  6. Jay in Ames September 9, 2011 at 8:44 am #

    Michele is gonna go to the big game this weekend!

    Des Moines Register: Bachmann will mingle at tailgate at big game in Ames Saturday

    Wonder if Perry is showing up, since his team is going to leave the Big 12.

  7. Car in September 9, 2011 at 8:49 am #

    wakey wakey

  8. LC Aggie Sith September 9, 2011 at 8:50 am #

    I doubt it, since the wildfire emergency is going on right now, J’Ames. But I hope Bachmann has a lot of fun!!

  9. LC Aggie Sith September 9, 2011 at 8:51 am #

    *looks at Carin’s avatard*

    Um, hon… you suffering from lack of sleep??

  10. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 9:02 am #

    Good morning, reprobates.
    Last time I checked, wasn’t this an open act of war?
    http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/us-military-plane-forced-down-by-north-korean-electronic-attack-20110909-ncx

    And why are we not stomping the living shit of NK?

  11. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 9, 2011 at 9:04 am #

    Well, shoot, Aggie! If’n I’d known you were gonna host a Pampered Chef party, I would have held my order and put it on your “party” (I get everything shipped to the house anyway).

    Of course, Mr. TiFW would have had to wait to get his ice cream scoop, so it’s probably a good thing I didn’t wait, but let me know next time you have one; you never know…..

  12. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 9, 2011 at 9:12 am #

    And why are we not stomping the living shit of NK?

    Because you don’t beat up on the retarded kids? I dunno……

    I mean, they’re doing a pretty good job of killing themselves as it is; they aren’t feeding their army, and they just lowered the minimum height requirement to 4’6″ because they can’t find enough recruits who meet the current “standards” (http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=44699).

    Obama sending his flying monkeys over to bomb the slanty-eyed Munchkins? Good Heavens, they’re not Christians – why on Earth would he want to do something like that?

  13. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    I have no problems with carpet bombing every last one of them, and their short buses.
    Of course, I lean hard to the right, so that’s to be expected.

  14. LC Aggie Sith September 9, 2011 at 9:43 am #

    Last time I checked, wasn’t this an open act of war?

    They tested us, and we failed. As for the “act of war” issue, first you have to have a CinC that A) knows the law, and B ) gives a shit.

  15. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 9, 2011 at 10:05 am #

    Paul’s cousin finally caught the raccoon that has been pestering her nights, eating the cat food. Remind me not to eat the “mystery meat” at the family reunion later this month…..

  16. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 10:13 am #

    Racoon’s tasty is cooked right. Have no fear.

  17. LC Aggie Sith September 9, 2011 at 10:27 am #

    I have never had a problem with raccoon. Possum, on the other hand, has to be stewed juuuuust right.

  18. clintbird September 9, 2011 at 10:43 am #

    I’m pretty sure MSNBC is hoping you and your friend DON’T take this poll. Heh!

    http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09/09/7685091-rating-obamas-job-speech

  19. Car in September 9, 2011 at 10:43 am #

    It’s a chicken aggie. You don’t like chickens? Who doesn’t like chickens.

    shesh.

    I bet if it was a zombie chicken you’d be all over it.

  20. Jazz September 9, 2011 at 10:45 am #

    Good day! Best car commercial EVER:

  21. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 10:49 am #

    I still love my new Chevy truck. Of course, I have to considering I’m making the payments.

  22. Jay in Ames September 9, 2011 at 10:55 am #

    How do you like your bumper, SD?

  23. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 11:00 am #

    The new bumper’s just dandy. It’s a factory take off from another 2011 Colorado so I can’t bitch, especially considering it was $1200 less than buying one from the dealer.
    Ya gotta love Craig’s List!

  24. Jay in Ames September 9, 2011 at 11:18 am #

    Gotta be careful with craigslist, though, SD: CRAIGSLIST ATTACK: Men who advertised jewelry are beaten and robbed

  25. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 9, 2011 at 11:39 am #

    What IS it with politicians with the last name of “Wiener”??????

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/09/time-to-come-clean-on-public-nudity-san-francisco-supervisor-says-.html

  26. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 11:49 am #

    Gotta be careful with craigslist, though,

    This one was easy cause I bought it from a guy who owned a gun store.
    Plus, I advertise my business in CL everyday. Never had any issues.

  27. Jay in Ames September 9, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    I think that was an exceptional case, but it made me think about it. Was an excellent setup job, though.

  28. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 12:17 pm #

    Yep, plus it looks like a great way to make some extra bucks!

    (scans CL jewelry ads)

  29. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 9, 2011 at 12:26 pm #

    ^^^That was a pretty big story around these parts.

    I was finishing up a trial when that one started.

    Media. Circus.

  30. Jazz September 9, 2011 at 12:48 pm #

    You are all a bunch of raaaaacists.

    http://tinyurl.com/3zwxvwn

  31. LC Aggie Sith September 9, 2011 at 1:27 pm #

    I bet if it was a zombie chicken you’d be all over it.

    Damn skippy I would.

    You are all a bunch of raaaaacists.

    The irony of the comments would make Ozymandias proud.

  32. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 9, 2011 at 1:29 pm #

    You are all a bunch of raaaaacists.

    http://tinyurl.com/3zwxvwn

    Yeah.

    Because we just won’t let him save us.

  33. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 1:36 pm #

    So, ya think floods and hurricanes are rough?

    http://is.gd/FBtFU2

  34. Jay in Ames September 9, 2011 at 1:41 pm #

    Just wow on the pics, SD.

  35. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 1:50 pm #

    Yep, you can’t do anything but run, and hope you’re fast enough.

  36. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

    Lunchtime!!!!
    http://is.gd/v2Z7TO

  37. Jay in Ames September 9, 2011 at 2:59 pm #

    Wow, what a story: Washington Post: F-16 pilot was ready to give her life on Sept. 11

    They were gearing up in the pre-flight life-support area when Sasseville, struggling into his flight suit, met her eye.

    “I’m going to go for the cockpit,” Sasseville said.

    She replied without hesitating.

    “I’ll take the tail.”

    It was a plan. And a pact.

    ‘Let’s go!’

  38. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 3:03 pm #

    Ballsy, and quite hawt looking pilot.

  39. Car in September 9, 2011 at 3:38 pm #

    OMG, you linked Balloon Juice?

    Good lord.

    *flogs Jazz

  40. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 9, 2011 at 3:38 pm #

    Finally – something the WBC pickets that I can agree with…..

    http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2011/09/09/westboro-baptist-church-in-nyc-to-protest-fashion-week/

  41. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 9, 2011 at 3:49 pm #

    Funny how some in the mainstream media are only now beginning to hear what some of us have been hearing ALL ALONG:

    http://is.gd/0py122

    I guess they don’t think she’s a threat any more……

  42. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 3:52 pm #

    (hurriedly scours Balloon Juice for something to link)

  43. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 4:00 pm #

    Nobody has wonder any longer about what Jazz did during his time away.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb9_1315546006

  44. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 9, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

    As much as I love living in a historic neighborhood, the internet connections are teh suxx – we’ve been having intermittent problems with IN and phone all day long…..

  45. LC Aggie Sith September 9, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    *watches video*

    *sits traumatized*

  46. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    Teresa, we finally broke down and got Road Runner cable. It’s good, most of the time.

  47. MCPO Airdale September 9, 2011 at 4:14 pm #

    Algore is a fat, bloviating liar.

    http://fwd4.me/0B5N

  48. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    Get a rope and let’s string his fat ass up.

  49. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 9, 2011 at 4:35 pm #

    Algore is a fat, bloviating liar.

    And he makes more money than all of us put together and gets to fly around the world getting hotel massueuses to release his fifth damn chockra.

  50. Jay in Ames September 9, 2011 at 4:40 pm #

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”

  51. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 4:47 pm #

    Bawahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

    I’m gonna miss ol’ gramps!

  52. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

    I’ve tried.

  53. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 9, 2011 at 5:45 pm #

    Gay guy goes 2 doctor.He takes his clothes off 4 exam.The doc sees a nicoderm patch at the end of his dick & says, hmmm..that’s interesting. Does it work? Man says, Sure does..I haven’t had a butt in 3 weeks!

  54. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 9, 2011 at 5:45 pm #

    A tall woman met a midget who Was barely 3ft.tall. After a few drinks they went 2 her place. He told her 2 take off her clothes, lay on bed w/her legs spread & close her eyes. She did & soon felt the biggest thing she’s ever felt b 4.W/in minutes she climaxed 8 times.If u think that was good he said,just wait till I get both legs in there.

  55. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 9, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    It isn’t just Charter that has that problem, SD – it’s an odd coincidence, but a couple of guys were having car trouble on the street right outside of our house, and they couldn’t get any cell phone reception, either. Like us, they were finding that moving just a few feet in one direction or the other would affect whether they got coverage or not (I sometimes can’t get anything in the back of the house, but can get it just fine in the front).

    Even the kids were having trouble with wireless internet INSIDE the house, just a few feet away from our router; hooking up to a LAN line solved the problem for them.

    It really is the neighborhood; the technicians who came out mentioned that this area has more than its share of service calls. They’ll come out, and nothing will be wrong with the equipment.

    Honestly, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised to discover it’s all of this old, dense wood that’s holding all of these houses together – all of the moisture has dried out in it (most of them have ship-lap siding behind all of the sheet rock), and it’s not porous enough for signals to zing through…..

  56. MCPO Airdale September 9, 2011 at 7:30 pm #

    1. Solyndra get “sweetheart loans” from DOE
    2. Solyndra folds
    3. FBI confiscates all records
    4. Justice Dept will not release/discuss information about criminal cases
    5. WH Visitors Logs reveal multiple visits from Solyndra
    6. WH confirms Dept of Energy sat in on Solyndra board meetings

    Nothing to see here. . . move along now.

  57. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

    Could somebody please prosecute Obama and his crew of scumbags?

  58. GuyS September 9, 2011 at 8:25 pm #

    And people think we are going to either have an election, a year from November, or that the current administration is going to abide by the results of same afterwards? If that is what it takes for this asshat to finally push our society over the edge, rest assured, he is going to do just that.

    You forgot a sentence SD.

    “Could somebody please prosecute Obama and his crew of scumbags? Then either hang em all (and hang em high), or let the military do the firing squad thang on their corrupt and contemptible asses.”

    Fixed it for ya 🙂

  59. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 8:41 pm #

    I’ll start shooting folks then, Guy, wholesale. I will not hesitate to use those dirty lil’ skills the government bestowed upon me.

  60. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX September 9, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    I’ve been amazed at how raw the emotions are even now, 10 years later. Mr. TiFW said the same thing this evening – we’re hearing all of these stories, and it’s as if it all happened yesterday.

    I’m debating whether to do a blog post at my blog or not – I’m afraid it still might be too hard to deal with it this year.

    It doesn’t help that today would have been my sister’s 49th birthday and I didn’t remember that until mid-morning……

  61. Stinky's Dad September 9, 2011 at 11:10 pm #

    Kelly had a friend she grew up with killed in one the towers.
    September 11th is hard on her.
    Me? It just gives me another reason to wanna whack brown people.

  62. LC Aggie Sith September 9, 2011 at 11:37 pm #

    I heard one of the football moms telling her friend how we should just move on and not think about 9/11/01 anymore.

    I have never come so close to choking the living shit out of someone.

  63. clintbird September 9, 2011 at 11:50 pm #

    You should have walked right over and kicked her in the poon, aggie.

  64. GuyS September 9, 2011 at 11:53 pm #

    This gent just about says it all. http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/terrorwar/september_10_2001_make_no.php

    I may or may not post, if only the right words come.

  65. Stinky's Dad September 10, 2011 at 8:04 am #

    I have never come so close to choking the living shit out of someone.

    You would’ve been no billed by the grand jury.

  66. LC Aggie Sith September 10, 2011 at 10:21 am #

    New poat. I am a sad gal today.

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